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Old 10-04-2012, 10:59 AM   #26
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I guess the rest of the Penthouse letters page was missing?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:00 AM   #27
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Shoulda had a 3way...
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:00 AM   #28
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tl,dr.

But want to know what you were drinking.

i'm kidding. I did read it.
just beer, and a bit of liquor. I did not drink what i am about to describe but somehow your question reminded me of it. It seems there is a new fad with this ****ing "irish breakfast" cocktail. Its the next jaeger bomb i'm sure.

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Old 10-04-2012, 11:01 AM   #29
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It's bullying awareness month, maybe you should have educated him.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:02 AM   #30
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I think she was looking for a bull so she could take a deep dicking from you while the angry cuckold was forced to sit in the corner and watch while pinching his flaccid helmet as it dripped clear stuff on the floor. I'm sure he followed you into the bathroom so he could get a surreptitious peek at your hog, and to see if you were willing to join in their festivities.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:03 AM   #31
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Hey kids! Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of.....


Uncle Kirk's TALES FROM THE BAR


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Old 10-04-2012, 11:03 AM   #32
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It seems there is a new fad with this ****ing "irish breakfast" cocktail.
dafuq?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:04 AM   #33
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... and then I found five dollars.

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Old 10-04-2012, 11:04 AM   #34
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you guys make my day so much better!
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:05 AM   #35
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dafuq?
word ****er

http://www.eatdrinkrepeat.com/drink-...-patricks-day/
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:07 AM   #36
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ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:08 AM   #37
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that is a lot of work just to only have half a shot of real alcohol.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:08 AM   #38
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A ravishing tale indeed sir... at least the first half.

Now post the second half up.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:09 AM   #39
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ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !

some place in Minnesota (or maybe Wisconsin) has all you can eat bacon with any drink order. Think I saw it on diners, drive ins, and dives...or one of those shows.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:10 AM   #40
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
I missed the old you.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:12 AM   #41
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all you can eat bacon with purchase of beer: http://www.thecometcafe.com/
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:13 AM   #42
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
Sounds a bit like she's bullying him
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:13 AM   #43
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ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !
i've never seen the bacon part, but i have repeatedly heard of people ordering these shots.


****!!! yes sharkbait sometimes i go to bars where ordering shots is acceptable behaviour
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:14 AM   #44
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some place in Minnesota (or maybe Wisconsin) has all you can eat bacon with any drink order. Think I saw it on diners, drive ins, and dives...or one of those shows.
The Comet Cafe in Milwaukee. I definitely need to try that place sometime:

http://www.thecometcafe.com/
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:15 AM   #45
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Also, make bacon straws for Bloody Marys:

http://lifehacker.com/5947235/curl-y...py-bacon-tubes
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:17 AM   #46
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^^**mind blown**
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:28 AM   #47
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
Have you ever thought of a life in politics?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:32 AM   #48
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The Comet Cafe in Milwaukee. I definitely need to try that place sometime:

http://www.thecometcafe.com/
good food, but filled w/ hipsters. try blue's egg for brunch. much more betterer
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:33 AM   #49
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good food, but filled w/ hipsters. try blue's egg for brunch. much more betterer
But... unlimited bacon.
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i'm getting a bacon burger for lunch.

























ah, who am i kidding? I'm eating tacos!!!
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