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Old 10-04-2012, 11:35 AM   #51
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:39 AM   #52
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But did you get an email and check your phone during this escapade? Some people find that thrilling and jump with excitement
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:39 AM   #53
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I missed the old you.


me too...life has been too good to be too surly...

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Sounds a bit like she's bullying him
In all reality this sounds like some sort of cuckold / swinger type of thing. No way she just starts telling randoms strangers she wants to ride their **** like a she's on a racing camel without it being some sort of twisted sex life...

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Have you ever thought of a life in politics?
Actually yes, I would love to be in politics...I would run for local office but way too many skeletons in the closet
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:42 AM   #54
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i'm getting a bacon burger for lunch.

























ah, who am i kidding? I'm eating tacos!!!
Compromise? Bacon tacos.

My god what have I done.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:42 AM   #55
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:43 AM   #56
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In all reality this sounds like some sort of cuckold / swinger type of thing. No way she just starts telling randoms strangers she wants to ride their **** like a she's on a racing camel without it being some sort of twisted sex life...
Where are these people? NESIC?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:50 AM   #57
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Where are these people? NESIC?
its like being recruited for the CIA. You dont find them, they find you.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:51 AM   #58
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:52 AM   #59
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Where are these people? NESIC?
Just look for the pineapple flags...
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:58 AM   #60
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Compromise? Bacon tacos.

My god what have I done.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:03 PM   #61
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One night while at a bar, running sound for a friend's band, I was outside smoking. A drunken couple comes up and the girl starts talking to me about the hockey game that night ( I had a Capital's shirt on). We all talk for a bit, and she is taking the clear lead in the conversation as he's a bit more drunk.

She turns the conversation to me, saying I'm cute, do I live nearby... All the while Puddinhead McGillacutty next to her is swaying around the table. After a short time, she walks over and puts her hand on my chest, turns to her SO and says, "I like him. Can we take him home?" I uncomfortably chuckle as Puddinhead, in a very slurred voice politely declines the request.

She pouts, turns and kisses my cheek and says, "maybe next time," and they go back inside.

I look over at my friend, who was watching the whole thing, and he's just laughing his ass off as I try to process what just happened.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:40 PM   #62
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I'd take you home too.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:48 PM   #63
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She gave him herpes. That's why he's so angry
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:53 PM   #64
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I'd take you home too.
<--coming to a backyard, near you.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:02 PM   #65
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<--coming to a backyard, near you.
Yeahhhhhhhh...not sure I will be there this year.
Looking like a bust. We'll see.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:03 PM   #66
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Yeahhhhhhhh...not sure I will be there this year.
Looking like a bust. We'll see.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this man!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:03 PM   #67
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Yeahhhhhhhh...not sure I will be there this year.
Looking like a bust. We'll see.
*shakes angry fist*

yooouuuu
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #68
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*shakes angry fist*

yooouuuu
Stacy has a training class that has her occupied all day.
Kids have stuff going on that I have to take them from/to...if it was just a coverage thing I could get a sitter.

Hoping I can make it down later in the day...but getting there @ my usual (earlybird) time is a definite bust. Just need to see how things are moving that day.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:09 PM   #69
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Stacy has a training class that has her occupied all day.
Kids have stuff going on that I have to take them from/to...if it was just a coverage thing I could get a sitter.

Hoping I can make it down later in the day...but getting there @ my usual (earlybird) time is a definite bust. Just need to see how things are moving that day.
You got Friday, all-day Saturday, and Sunday....choose wisely.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:07 PM   #70
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One night while at a bar, running sound for a friend's band, I was outside smoking. A drunken couple comes up and the girl starts talking to me about the hockey game that night ( I had a Capital's shirt on). We all talk for a bit, and she is taking the clear lead in the conversation as he's a bit more drunk.

She turns the conversation to me, saying I'm cute, do I live nearby... All the while Puddinhead McGillacutty next to her is swaying around the table. After a short time, she walks over and puts her hand on my chest, turns to her SO and says, "I like him. Can we take him home?" I uncomfortably chuckle as Puddinhead, in a very slurred voice politely declines the request.

She pouts, turns and kisses my cheek and says, "maybe next time," and they go back inside.

I look over at my friend, who was watching the whole thing, and he's just laughing his ass off as I try to process what just happened.
Nice.

I went tubing once. Not penis related. Afterwards this chickvwith great cans and a boyfriend is talking to me and my buddy. And het boyfriend.

Out of nowhere shes stares at my friend and says, 'i like those filthy porns where a girl takes on two guys at once.' Then turns to me and says, 'or three.'.

Im not into extra dicks when im in the act, but her sluttery was super hot.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:10 PM   #71
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Im not into extra dicks when im in the act, but her sluttery was super hot.
What about before or after? You strike me as a "pre" party kinda guy.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:13 PM   #72
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What about before or after? You strike me as a "pre" party kinda guy.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:44 PM   #73
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over 50 posts and no "death what now?"

Ot is slipping. Or drunk.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:46 PM   #74
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over 50 posts and no "death what now?"

Ot is slipping. Or drunk.
The death /dev/null. I knew what he was talking about.
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