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Old 10-19-2012, 07:33 PM   #6726
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Yea. He was starring me down as he started his 1st gear pull.
Yep proves everything.
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:11 PM   #6727
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I was not amused or impressed.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:36 AM   #6728
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A conversation between me and my girlfriend a few weeks ago

Me: I'm thinking about selling my WRX
Gf: Why???
Me: Cause I can drive my celica around as a beater and save gas money, plus I can buy another bike!
Gf: Please no!
Me: Why not? You said you miss having a bike
Gf: Because then I can't win anymore races!
Me: But a bike would be a lot faster.... and what races?!
Gf: But you don't let me drive that! No races! I don't race! Did I say race?
Me: Thus the reason you will never drive the bike...
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Old 10-20-2012, 02:58 AM   #6729
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I used to work in a Hyundai dealership. Genesis would come off the truck misfiring with CELs at least twice a week.

Friend:How's your new sti
Me: Awesome, so much quicker than my wrx (I had an 03)
Friend: That's cool, its turboed right?
Me:Yeah it is
Friend: dude you know there is no replacement for displacement, turbos can't make up for less cylinders
Me: okay ..

I had to let it drop, he's not very smart

He's right. Just get over 100 mph and see what a V-10/V-12 does to that 400 whp 4 cylinder turbo'd little thing. That is if you see 400 at the wheels...

Off the line or in the dirt we kill though
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Old 10-20-2012, 07:51 PM   #6730
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I was at a gas station some random guy in a lifted truck(average vehicle in georgia) asks,
Guy: "how much did it cost to put a wide body kit and that hood scoop on your car?"
me: " about 25k"
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Old 10-20-2012, 07:55 PM   #6731
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a lifted truck(average vehicle in georgia)
+1234567

Pa is the same way, haha.
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Old 10-20-2012, 08:58 PM   #6732
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Today when I pulled in my driveway my dad asked if I saw our new neighbors fox body mustang. I said I had, turns out its got a 344 stroker with a supercharger. He told my dad I've got a nasty ride (2011 WRX) he said he raced one awhile back and only beat it by a little bit and that he would race me but only in a quarter mile. I thought it was hilarious he thinks my car is that built, even after my dad told him all I've got is a full exhaust and a tune.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:13 PM   #6733
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Friends gf
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:40 PM   #6734
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Friends gf
No way?
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:50 PM   #6735
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Friends gf
Need I say it?

Pics or it didn't happen. If it didn't happen, GTFO.
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:15 AM   #6736
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Friends gf
I'm calling shenanigans.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:46 AM   #6737
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A girl a the restaurant I was at said my 2012 "has a cute bum"
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:53 AM   #6738
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This is kind of played out but still makes me chuckle every time.

At work looking at the members car gallery and a co-worker says "What are those extra headlight things?"

Those would be horns....
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:19 AM   #6739
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Beat a cobalt ss,in my 07 wrx tr. And at the light he yelled..."u only won cause u got a v6" rotflcopter!
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:08 AM   #6740
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My buddy's mom: "Is that a KIA?"
Me: "Um, no."
My buddy's mom: "Oh, it's blue like the KIA I had."

So, apparently because my car is blue it's a KIA. She's referring to a KIA Rio she owned a couple years ago.
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:26 AM   #6741
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Beat a cobalt ss,in my 07 wrx tr. And at the light he yelled..."u only won cause u got a v6" rotflcopter!

Don't street race .
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:20 PM   #6742
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Don't street race .
But he lives his life a 1/4 mile at a time. Ask any racer... Any Real racer
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:29 PM   #6743
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This thread kinda makes me glad my Saabaru never even gets a glance from the ricer crowd.
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:47 PM   #6744
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^^^Lucky sonofabitch...
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:12 PM   #6745
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This thread kinda makes me glad my Saabaru never even gets a glance from the ricer crowd.
I get crazy amount of attention and I drive a 2.5i with mud flaps and axle back exhaust! So annoying. :/
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:04 AM   #6746
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Don't street race .
Where I live, the street races u.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:30 AM   #6747
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Today I parked at a haunted house thing with Friends. Asked the kid directing the cars if I can be off to the side or by a fence. He chuckled an and said "no, your not even low, my skittle is lower". So i park.. A) that's not why I wanted to move I'm not even lowered. B) what the **** is a skittle???
I get out

Him: what you have done?
Me: couple mods nothing crazy yet
Him: I'll race you three "racks" tonight in my skittle
Me: no. you keep saying skittle. Wtf is a skittle?
Him: a srt-4
Me: ohhhhhhhhh you drive a neon. *walk away
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:23 AM   #6748
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You're smart to say no, he would've made you taste the rainbow! That is if you would accept his challenge to race from an 80 roll 8) AWD ftw!
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:49 AM   #6749
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Need I say it?

Pics or it didn't happen. If it didn't happen, GTFO.
God damnit. My phone didn't send the rest of the text :/ that WA just the first words. She was asking if it was supposed to make that noise. Referring to my turbo. Which is only 8psi on a break in tune lol.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:30 PM   #6750
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Had some guy at the gas station who asked me if I was driving one of those "aussie" cars. BTW this guy had the most southern accent I had ever heard up here in NW WA.

I drive a '97 Legacy wagon.

Me: Aussie car?
Him: Yeah, you know, from Australia?
Me: (With as Australian an accent as I could muster) Oh yeah, the body panels are forged right in the fires of Mount Kilimanjaro!
Him: *Gives me a weird look, and just walks away*

I love having fun with dumb people :P
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