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Old 10-28-2012, 05:31 PM   #3276
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Dear ****head in the green Audi,

Just because you are lost in Cambridge does not give you the privilege to creep down the road between 10 and 15 miles per hour for the entire length of Broadway street. I enjoyed your frequent stops in the middle of the road as you chatted away on your phone, I'm sure trying to get directions.

Pull over next time, jackass. When I passed you out of frustration, held my phone out the window, and yelled to you to hang up and drive, you were still to oblivious to the world around you to take notice. Apparently you are just too bewildered about the idea of planning ahead or at the very least being courteous on the road.

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Old 10-28-2012, 06:12 PM   #3277
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Dear M******* in the Cooper S,
If you don't want someone getting into the left lane in front of you, don't leave a Prius-sized gap in front of you, then honk and close it after an actual Prius tries to get in.

Dear dumb fat bitch in the Saturn,
When you're in the left lane, and someone in front of you is stopped to take a left, you are supposed to check your mirrors and blind spot BEFORE you change lanes, NOT after you nearly sideswipe someone and get honked at by them.

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End yourselves.
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Old 11-01-2012, 05:31 PM   #3278
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Dear Audi driver,

You lost. You exhaust leak and sweet "stance" really helped huh?
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:25 PM   #3279
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Dear noob,
This is not the place to brag about street racing.

On a strip is okay, though.
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:37 PM   #3280
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Dear derp,
Where does it say anything about racing on a public way?
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:44 PM   #3281
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Nothing, hence the "Strip is okay, though."
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:45 PM   #3282
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Dear noob,
This is not the place to brag about street racing.

On a strip is okay, though.
Relax race police.
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:04 AM   #3283
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Relax race police.
+1 ^

This thread is about stupid people on the road. Chill out and have a laugh
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:07 AM   #3284
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I will not laugh about people racing on the street. I WILL laugh about someone taking a stanced car to a drag strip.
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Relax race police.
So was it on a strip then?
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:16 AM   #3285
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Dear idiot in the right lane on the highway,

When a car is trying to merge, please continue at the speed that you are going. It is the responsibility of the merging car to avoid you. When the merging car slows down to yield the right of way to you as is required, please do not slow down to match the speed of the merging car to prevent them from merging without coming to a complete stop. Though you may be trying to be "nice", you're really just making it a lot more difficult for everyone.

Sincerely,
Trying to merge at the speed of traffic flow
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:59 AM   #3286
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Dear idiot in the right lane on the highway,

When a car is trying to merge, please continue at the speed that you are going. It is the responsibility of the merging car to avoid you. When the merging car slows down to yield the right of way to you as is required, please do not slow down to match the speed of the merging car to prevent them from merging without coming to a complete stop. Though you may be trying to be "nice", you're really just making it a lot more difficult for everyone.

Sincerely,
Trying to merge at the speed of traffic flow


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Dear Dodge Dakota Sport,
Just because the color of your truck is similar to WRB does not make you a racecar, please don't pull up 5 inches from my bumper when i'm doing 55 in a 40 and then expect me to pull over so you can continue on your quest of being the ultimate prick.
Well, if you weren't passing people, you don't belong in the left lane, regardless of the speed at which one is travelling (if it was a 2 lane road).

I'd rather let the idiots go by, so they get the tickets... since we're both going over the speed limit anyways.

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Old 11-06-2012, 11:35 AM   #3287
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Dear premier Subaru #5 forester, please do not tailgate me.
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:33 PM   #3288
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Dear a**hat in the 1.8T,

slowing down and speeding up passed me so I can hear your sick bov will not get me to race you. It did however, give my 2 friends and I something to laugh hysterically at for a few miles.

P.s.
Your gf made us gag....

Warmest regards,

Dude in the Rex


Dear b**** in the Mazda 5,

Do not tailgate me at 60mph on the freeway when you could have easily got over and passed. Whats the point? Drafting? Wtf?

Sincerely,

Confused as hell
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:12 PM   #3289
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Dear early 90s GMC Jimmy owner on 495. Your aftermarket HIDs suck.
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:46 PM   #3290
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Dear nissan 350z

Your driving skills from Coventry to n. Attleboro was amazing. As I stayed in the left lane the entire time, I watched you weave through traffic, drive in the middle of two lanes so you could see who was going faster, and accelerate from left all the way to right and back.......... Each time you did that, it was funny how you still end up one car in front of me and back in the same lane every single time. Funny how I passed all the same traffic and didn't drive like an ass as if you going to get so far in traffic

Sincerely,

The just driving people's blood to the lab
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Old 11-08-2012, 09:26 PM   #3291
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Dear azz hat in the white STi,

Please choose to spit out of your car when no one is passing you. Rest assure you're in a small town where I will see you again to return the favor.
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:35 AM   #3292
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Hahaha^^^^
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Old 11-10-2012, 11:47 PM   #3293
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Dear silver Chevy Equinox,

I realize you think you own the road, but it didn't bother me when you tailed me all the way up Canistear this evening. When we got to one of the few straight sections, I knew you were going to pass me over the double yellow line. Well, you didn't disappoint. I hope you enjoyed my horn blaring in your ear and my high beams (hopefully) blinding you in your rear view mirror. I thought it was the least I could do since you were apparently trying to save fuel by drafting me for 5 miles.

Sincerely,
The guy going heading home from running errands

P.S. Do the world a favor and crash into a tree.
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Old 11-10-2012, 11:52 PM   #3294
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Quote:
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Dear idiot in the right lane on the highway,

When a car is trying to merge, please continue at the speed that you are going. It is the responsibility of the merging car to avoid you. When the merging car slows down to yield the right of way to you as is required, please do not slow down to match the speed of the merging car to prevent them from merging without coming to a complete stop. Though you may be trying to be "nice", you're really just making it a lot more difficult for everyone.

Sincerely,
Trying to merge at the speed of traffic flow
Hahahahahahahahaha! "When the merging car slows down."
More like "pray to God above that the merging car doesn't take off your passenger's side door." Does anyone (aside from the people here, obviously) even bother to yield when merging?
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:56 PM   #3295
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Dear Neon SRT4 on Route 7 at 295 junction on Friday evening,

I hope the enjoyment you received by flying up on my right side causing your super sweet awesomely loud BOV to fire off was worth being immediately pulled over. Maybe you'll look at all lanes the next time you blaze through the middle of rush hour traffic. Thanks for the drive-home entertainment.

Sincerely,
Curious as to what your explanation to the officer was...
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:41 AM   #3296
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Dear Neon SRT4 on Route 7 at 295 junction on Friday evening,

I hope the enjoyment you received by flying up on my right side causing your super sweet awesomely loud BOV to fire off was worth being immediately pulled over. Maybe you'll look at all lanes the next time you blaze through the middle of rush hour traffic. Thanks for the drive-home entertainment.

Sincerely,
Curious as to what your explanation to the officer was...
Was it a red one? I always see a red one with an extremely loud bov speeding through providence
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:15 PM   #3297
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Was it a red one? I always see a red one with an extremely loud bov speeding through providence
Nope, this one was black.
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:34 PM   #3298
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Doesn't every SRT-4 have a TDL BOV? I thought it was required to join the club.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:14 PM   #3299
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Dear textgranny,

As I was driving behind you for about two miles, I wondered WTF could be making you drive so poorly. Braking randomly and weaving made me think you were either stupid or drunk at 9 AM. However, when I pulled alongside you at the light, it was all made clear. Your technique of resting your wrists on the T of your steering wheel and texting with both hands with the phone in front of your speedo was impressive, but not as stealthy as you may think. I was chuckling to myself about your idiocy, until the light turned and you nearly drifted into me because you were still looking at your F%&*(@ phone instead of the world around you. I hope you enjoyed my hella blast and me looking you in the eye and yelling "put the f*&#$% phone down".

Sincerely,

The guy paying attention to the road during rush hour.
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:20 PM   #3300
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Dear Dbag in the Focus wagon crossing a solid yellow to pass is not a good idea.

Dear Dbag 5th gen Accord. It's not a good idea to pass after lanes have already merged. I'm sure you noticed the semi in front of me so you obviously couldn't go any faster.
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