Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II - Page 280

CarverSnell · 11-26-2012, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by meffy

I said half lol

You did...

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purp13m0nk3y · 11-26-2012, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Djent

sure they were not the local bogans on their way to maccas m8 ?

Lol. Nah. Local Blasian (Black/Asian) bros well known around town for cracking heads. Nice enough fellows if you are polite. Just not to be crossed.

We don't even have a Maccas lol.

Oh just like to mention the Blasian term is not intended as a slur. It's just a turm we use back home (New Zealand) for people of Asian and/or islander descent. I'm actually of mixed ethnic decent and a kiwi living in Australia.

You an Ozzie mate?

nti_hazard88 · 11-28-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JSchell1309

^This

When I was looking for my car I had a short shopping list of vehicles to test drive in one day. I'm 24 but look to be barely 18. One Mazda dealership had a barely used 2011 Evo GSR that I wanted to drive. The salesman wouldn't even give me the time of day and I had to convince him to let me test drive it. I could tell he just thought I was yanking his chain and wanted to joy ride it. I wan't really impressed with the car and down right pissed at how he treated me.

An hour later I was at a Chevy dealership test driving my soon to be STI. I purchased it that day. Just wish I could have taken a picture of my car and the sticker price and sent it to that first salesmen. Show him that I was serious.

On an unrelated note... I really hate looking 5+ years younger than I am. Someday, looking 5-10 years younger than my age will be awesome (thinking 45 looking 35 or so on). But for right now... getting carded for M rated games... I mean COME ON, I GOTTA look 17.

I'm 23!!! I even had a Walmart employee downright refuse to scan a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, threatening that if I didn't stop arguing with him, he would call the police about my fake ID. Needless to say, that's part of why I avoid Walmart at all costs, since Meijer is so much more common in Michigan.

Back on topic(ish), that Mazda salesman can go suck it. I'm thankful that for the most part dealerships have always treated me with respect, giving me the benefit of the doubt. When I DID stop in to close on my '11 WRX though, the guy kinda gawked at me being 23 (most of my pre-interactions were over the phone, and my test drive was with a different salesman). But I mean, THAT'S the time to maybe mention age as a side topic making small talk - not to make predetermined judgments...

/rant.

abadidol · 11-28-2012, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

On an unrelated note... I really hate looking 5+ years younger than I am. Someday, looking 5-10 years younger than my age will be awesome (thinking 45 looking 35 or so on). But for right now... getting carded for M rated games... I mean COME ON, I GOTTA look 17.
/rant.

28 here, been buying ski passes as a 17yr old for 10 years (only was asked DOB once). But my girl looks even younger then me and we cant go anywhere without being carded and often given a hard time about fakes. Also makes buying cars in person a pain in the ass when they don't take you seriously.

JSchell1309 · 11-28-2012, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

I'm 23!!! I even had a Walmart employee downright refuse to scan a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, threatening that if I didn't stop arguing with him, he would call the police about my fake ID. Needless to say, that's part of why I avoid Walmart at all costs, since Meijer is so much more common in Michigan.

If I was that employee I would refuse to scan a 6 pack of Mikes Hard for a male too

Also yes that Mazda salesman was ****ty. They easily lost a potential customer that day. He probably could have talked me into that vehicle had he tried. I really enjoyed it minus a few minor things. Oh well I'm glad he didn't. Couldn't be happier with my hatch.

Jdub.csu · 11-28-2012, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

On an unrelated note... I really hate looking 5+ years younger than I am. Someday, looking 5-10 years younger than my age will be awesome (thinking 45 looking 35 or so on). But for right now... getting carded for M rated games... I mean COME ON, I GOTTA look 17.

I'm 23!!! I even had a Walmart employee downright refuse to scan a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, threatening that if I didn't stop arguing with him, he would call the police about my fake ID. Needless to say, that's part of why I avoid Walmart at all costs, since Meijer is so much more common in Michigan.

Back on topic(ish), that Mazda salesman can go suck it. I'm thankful that for the most part dealerships have always treated me with respect, giving me the benefit of the doubt. When I DID stop in to close on my '11 WRX though, the guy kinda gawked at me being 23 (most of my pre-interactions were over the phone, and my test drive was with a different salesman). But I mean, THAT'S the time to maybe mention age as a side topic making small talk - not to make predetermined judgments...

/rant.

Lol same thing happens to me. I'm 23 and get carded for R rated movies all the time

stanrc · 11-28-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdub.csu

Lol same thing happens to me. I'm 23 and get carded for R rated movies all the time

I've got you beat. I was denied a cheescake sample at a grocery store by some woman because she didn't think I looked over 16. I was 25.

urabuster · 11-28-2012, 10:01 AM

Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

abadidol · 11-28-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by urabuster

Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

Even at 28 my beard grows in all redneck and patchy, I look like a teenager trying to look old...

stanrc · 11-28-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by urabuster

Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

I can't

Jdub.csu · 11-28-2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by abadidol

Even at 28 my beard grows in all redneck and patchy, I look like a teenager trying to look old...

This lol

abadidol · 11-28-2012, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdub.csu

This lol

Looks like we may need to start a crappy beard support group.

Jdub.csu · 11-28-2012, 10:24 AM

Yes we should. The worst is when I took my sister out to lunch and had an older lady tell me that we were a cute couple. She is 16

nti_hazard88 · 11-28-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by urabuster

Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

I'm Asian. Enough said.

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Originally Posted by abadidol

Looks like we may need to start a crappy beard support group.

How about a "facial hair doesn't work" support group?

Dayglow · 11-28-2012, 12:09 PM

I must be the minority here, I've looked older than I am for years. People still think I am older than my brother and he's got 5 years on me. Also being able to sport good facial hair is a bonus as most of my friends have the dreaded facial pubes...

Trea17 · 11-28-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayglow

I must be the minority here, I've looked older than I am for years. People still think I am older than my brother and he's got 5 years on me. Also being able to sport good facial hair is a bonus as most of my friends have the dreaded facial pubes...

This, I have been rocking a full beard since I was like 15. I went to 5 different places to buy smokes on my 18th bday before I got carded. Down side is I am now 22 and have a shaved head because my hair is so thin up top.

TS7XREX · 11-28-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trea17

This, I have been rocking a full beard since I was like 15. I went to 5 different places to buy smokes on my 18th bday before I got carded. Down side is I am now 22 and have a shaved head because my hair is so thin up top.

That BLOWS!! I have to shave now (Because Police Officer)

myrt1987 · 11-28-2012, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by urabuster

Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

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Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

I'm Asian. Enough said.

silver_echo · 11-28-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

On an unrelated note... I really hate looking 5+ years younger than I am. Someday, looking 5-10 years younger than my age will be awesome (thinking 45 looking 35 or so on). But for right now... getting carded for M rated games... I mean COME ON, I GOTTA look 17.

I'm 23!!! I even had a Walmart employee downright refuse to scan a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, threatening that if I didn't stop arguing with him, he would call the police about my fake ID. Needless to say, that's part of why I avoid Walmart at all costs, since Meijer is so much more common in Michigan.

Back on topic(ish), that Mazda salesman can go suck it. I'm thankful that for the most part dealerships have always treated me with respect, giving me the benefit of the doubt. When I DID stop in to close on my '11 WRX though, the guy kinda gawked at me being 23 (most of my pre-interactions were over the phone, and my test drive was with a different salesman). But I mean, THAT'S the time to maybe mention age as a side topic making small talk - not to make predetermined judgments...

/rant.

I would have let cashier call cops. Then tell manager that person obviously needs to be fired for filing a false report.

TropicalReefer · 11-28-2012, 03:15 PM

Meanwhile back on topic....

Guy in riced out civic pulls up next to me while stopped at a red light.

Him: "Hey man, that thing got a turbo?"
Me: "Yea it doe..."
Him: *Instantly lays a burnout through the red light.

gregroot198521 · 11-28-2012, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TropicalReefer

Meanwhile back on topic....

Guy in riced out civic pulls up next to me while stopped at a red light.

Him: "Hey man, that thing got a turbo?"
Me: "Yea it doe..."
Him: *Instantly lays a burnout through the red light.

Asshats like him are the reason our meets got killed in NoVA.

drewvdw · 11-28-2012, 07:34 PM

^^^Reminds me of this video...I still laugh at it

dodge neon burnout fail with clutch explosion - YouTube

assasain · 11-28-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by drewvdw

^^^Reminds me of this video...I still laugh at it

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9TX82c2VI

first time seeing that, that guys a real winner! sweet burnout!

JSchell1309 · 11-28-2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by drewvdw

^^^Reminds me of this video...I still laugh at it

dodge neon burnout fail with clutch explosion - YouTube

^ I have never seen that... too good. I like how he tries to pop the hood. Good luck with that buddy.

Do a burnout!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebzAIZEfxQ

Tenament · 11-28-2012, 09:12 PM

"I bet you do mad doughnuts with that thing!"

yea in the parking lot every friday night

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11-28-2012, 10:01 AM	#6983
urabuster Scooby Newbie Member#: 266578 Join Date: Dec 2010 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Des Plaines, IL Vehicle: 2003 WRX Sportwagon WRB	Grow beards. Unless you want to try and get cheaper ski passes.

11-28-2012, 10:24 AM	#6988
Jdub.csu NASIOC Supporter Member#: 283784 Join Date: May 2011 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Colorado Vehicle: 2012 SWP WRX HATCH White	Yes we should. The worst is when I took my sister out to lunch and had an older lady tell me that we were a cute couple. She is 16

11-28-2012, 12:09 PM	#6990
Dayglow Scooby Newbie Member#: 211395 Join Date: May 2009 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Orange Co. Vehicle: 2010 Impreza 5-door Paprika Pearl!	I must be the minority here, I've looked older than I am for years. People still think I am older than my brother and he's got 5 years on me. Also being able to sport good facial hair is a bonus as most of my friends have the dreaded facial pubes...

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11-28-2012, 09:12 PM	#7000
Tenament Scooby Newbie Member#: 246813 Join Date: May 2010 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: '02 WRX WRB ::	"I bet you do mad doughnuts with that thing!" yea in the parking lot every friday night