Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II - Page 284

drewvdw · 12-13-2012, 03:58 PM

In my experience, mrfunnni isn't funny at all. I think I remember him posting in here before about being a complete dick to someone.

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gregroot198521 · 12-13-2012, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

This happened on the drive home:

Driving car stop at red light lalalala music playing, some guy in a white lifted ranger yells from his car to my car, "Yo bro!"

Me giving him a disgruntled look, "huh"

Repeats 'YO BRO!"

Me: What do you need sir?

Guy : How many hp is that making?

Me: Its around 300

Guy: Its four wheel drive right?

Me: Yes. (....)

Guy: How does that work? since the engines closer to the front wheels wont the fronts spin first?

Me: The wheels arnt connected the engine, theirs a center diff that controls where the power goes too.

Guy: Alright cool thanks dude (peels out)

In my head, "So..how does he think rwd works?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Cool story bro.

you're a tool.

_-Sam-_ · 12-13-2012, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Congrats... You're a massive tool

theoutbackdream · 12-13-2012, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

You sound like a dbag. Good job.

SubieLuvin · 12-13-2012, 06:38 PM

Loud Noises

pho_shizzle · 12-14-2012, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Look like you just wrecked your own self there bud. Im waiting for that kid to post up his side of the story here. Now that would be funny. Until then, Im not sure how you got hired at Subaru...

Smoke · 12-14-2012, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

I thought your were Mr. Funni. NEXT!

FL4TFTW · 12-14-2012, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.

nti_hazard88 · 12-14-2012, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL4TFTW

Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.

^.... mrfunni.... there are a whole list of f-words that could replace "funni" for you, sir.

subieguy87 · 12-14-2012, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubieLuvin

Loud Noises

^this^

mrfunnni · 12-14-2012, 02:34 PM

But it was funny tho, for me

Rampager2000 · 12-14-2012, 03:06 PM

And not funny for anyone else.

gregroot198521 · 12-14-2012, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin' Joe

Rallycrossing this weekend. My neighbor always asks me about it because he wants to go some time.
him- I hear it's gonna rain this weekend
me- It might
him- So why are you still packing?! Doesn't that cancel the race?
me- only in NASCAR man. It's still on.
him- but NASCAR is on tarmac...
me- (laughs) I know... isn't that dumb?!
him- I mean; What happens to the dirt?
me- It, uh, turns to mud... Instead of getting dirty, we get muddy =D
Just thought even though that was dumb, it's better than ripping on Mr. unfunni for an entire page :P

This definitely belongs here too.

ManualOverAuto · 12-14-2012, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregroot198521

This definitely belongs here too.

Saw this in 3 different threads, on 2 sites! Haha

TS7XREX · 12-14-2012, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

But it was funny tho, for me

SCIC

Next Level · 12-15-2012, 12:35 AM

Just got my 2013 WRX hatch, every one of my friends that are girls see it, always say, "Awh, it's cute!"

mrfunnni · 12-15-2012, 01:38 AM

I have no regrets.

Smokin' Joe · 12-15-2012, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregroot198521

This definitely belongs here too.

Yeah, thanks for that. Not sure how it got so screwed up (posted in the wrong thread and all).

Manual, what other site did I post that?! My computer must be flippin' out

gregroot198521 · 12-16-2012, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin' Joe

Yeah, thanks for that. Not sure how it got so screwed up (posted in the wrong thread and all).

Manual, what other site did I post that?! My computer must be flippin' out

No prob. Mark posted it over on DI in the " you know you're a DI member" thread.

kellyswrxx · 12-26-2012, 05:57 PM

Conversation at work:

Fellow employee: Hey, do you drive that blue late-model WRX hatch parked out back? Its pretty sweet.
Me: Thanks! Yes, I do.
FE: Wow....I thought a guy owned that.
Me: Most guys do.

UnknownAlly · 12-27-2012, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smoke

I thought your were Mr. Funni. NEXT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL4TFTW

Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nti_hazard88

^.... mrfunni.... there are a whole list of f-words that could replace "funni" for you, sir.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

But it was funny tho, for me

LMAO that was a good read, thanks

Bmoken · 12-28-2012, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urabuster

Gotta love when people know more about your car than you do.

Posted this in "you know you have a wrx when..." already but:

I was walking with a friend and decided to wave at a random cavalier. My friend knowing me made an assumption and yelled "Subaru!" ...smh

LOL keeper.

Jordisan · 12-28-2012, 01:36 AM

Got the hella horn question I've been waiting for.

Him: are those turbos in front?
me: Yeah it's a Turbo charged car...
..wait what did you ask?
him: I didn't know those were turbos behind your grille I thought they were blow off valves.
Me: *chuckles* ohhhhhhh Lol No they're neither they're Just really loud horns. Turbos under the hood.

I've been waiiiittttinnng

tzfx · 12-28-2012, 06:48 AM

GF and I pulled up to have the emissions tested in the Outback. Guy comes out with the ODB2 tester plug and proceeds to chat me up.

Guy: Ah, a Subaru, eh?
Me: Yep.
Guy: Did you know that they were going out of business?
Me: What?

I'm not sure where you heard that...
Guy: Yeah, it was on the radio! They're going out of business by 2014.
Me: There's no way that's right- The demand is so high there's a 4 month wait on new WRXs and I think this year has been record month after month sales... Are you thinking of Saab?

Guy: No, it was Subaru. If they only sell one car... it's a supply and demand thing.

Guy: ...and I'm pretty sure I heard Mitsubishi was going out of business by 2015, too.

Thankfully, emissions here only take about a minute to do.

pho_shizzle · 12-28-2012, 02:52 PM

^ LOL I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was thinking about Subaru UK........... but then again I can be wrong.

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12-13-2012, 03:58 PM	#7076
drewvdw NASIOC Supporter Member#: 255776 Join Date: Aug 2010 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Laramie, WY Vehicle: 2010 LR WRX MPS and PAR powered.	In my experience, mrfunnni isn't funny at all. I think I remember him posting in here before about being a complete dick to someone. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

12-13-2012, 06:38 PM	#7080
SubieLuvin Scooby Specialist Member#: 248202 Join Date: May 2010 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Columbus, Ohio Vehicle: 2013 WRX Sedan SWP	Loud Noises

12-14-2012, 02:34 PM	#7086
mrfunnni Scooby Newbie Member#: 284187 Join Date: May 2011 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: OC	But it was funny tho, for me

12-14-2012, 03:06 PM	#7087
Rampager2000 Scooby Newbie Member#: 318350 Join Date: Apr 2012 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Huntington, TX Vehicle: 2005 Saab 92x Arctic Silver	And not funny for anyone else.

12-15-2012, 12:35 AM	#7091
Next Level Scooby Newbie Member#: 340194 Join Date: Dec 2012 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: San Diego Vehicle: 2013 Impreza WRX Ice Silver Metallic	Just got my 2013 WRX hatch, every one of my friends that are girls see it, always say, "Awh, it's cute!"

12-15-2012, 01:38 AM	#7092
mrfunnni Scooby Newbie Member#: 284187 Join Date: May 2011 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: OC	I have no regrets.

12-26-2012, 05:57 PM	#7095
kellyswrxx Scooby Newbie Member#: 325476 Join Date: Jul 2012 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Chandler, AZ Vehicle: 2012 WRX WRB	Conversation at work: Fellow employee: Hey, do you drive that blue late-model WRX hatch parked out back? Its pretty sweet. Me: Thanks! Yes, I do. FE: Wow....I thought a guy owned that. Me: Most guys do.

12-28-2012, 01:36 AM	#7098
Jordisan Scooby Newbie Member#: 291947 Join Date: Aug 2011 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Chicago Vehicle: 2008 Impreza WRX WRB	Got the hella horn question I've been waiting for. Him: are those turbos in front? me: Yeah it's a Turbo charged car... ..wait what did you ask? him: I didn't know those were turbos behind your grille I thought they were blow off valves. Me: chuckles ohhhhhhh Lol No they're neither they're Just really loud horns. Turbos under the hood. I've been waiiiittttinnng

12-28-2012, 06:48 AM	#7099
tzfx Scooby Newbie Member#: 338691 Join Date: Nov 2012 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Maryland Vehicle: 2013 WRX SWP	GF and I pulled up to have the emissions tested in the Outback. Guy comes out with the ODB2 tester plug and proceeds to chat me up. Guy: Ah, a Subaru, eh? Me: Yep. Guy: Did you know that they were going out of business? Me: What? I'm not sure where you heard that... Guy: Yeah, it was on the radio! They're going out of business by 2014. Me: There's no way that's right- The demand is so high there's a 4 month wait on new WRXs and I think this year has been record month after month sales... Are you thinking of Saab? Guy: No, it was Subaru. If they only sell one car... it's a supply and demand thing. Guy: ...and I'm pretty sure I heard Mitsubishi was going out of business by 2015, too. Thankfully, emissions here only take about a minute to do.

12-28-2012, 02:52 PM	#7100
pho_shizzle Scooby Specialist Member#: 181064 Join Date: May 2008 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Bay Area Vehicle: 00' 2.5RS BRP	^ LOL I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was thinking about Subaru UK........... but then again I can be wrong.