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Old 12-13-2012, 03:58 PM   #7076
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In my experience, mrfunnni isn't funny at all. I think I remember him posting in here before about being a complete dick to someone.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:28 PM   #7077
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This happened on the drive home:

Driving car stop at red light lalalala music playing, some guy in a white lifted ranger yells from his car to my car, "Yo bro!"

Me giving him a disgruntled look, "huh"

Repeats 'YO BRO!"

Me: What do you need sir?

Guy : How many hp is that making?

Me: Its around 300

Guy: Its four wheel drive right?

Me: Yes. (....)

Guy: How does that work? since the engines closer to the front wheels wont the fronts spin first?

Me: The wheels arnt connected the engine, theirs a center diff that controls where the power goes too.

Guy: Alright cool thanks dude (peels out)

In my head, "So..how does he think rwd works?"
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So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3
Cool story bro. you're a tool.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:51 PM   #7078
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Originally Posted by mrfunnni View Post
So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3
Congrats... You're a massive tool
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:08 PM   #7079
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Originally Posted by mrfunnni View Post
So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"


I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3
You sound like a dbag. Good job.
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:38 PM   #7080
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Loud Noises
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:39 AM   #7081
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So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"


I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Look like you just wrecked your own self there bud. Im waiting for that kid to post up his side of the story here. Now that would be funny. Until then, Im not sure how you got hired at Subaru...
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:54 AM   #7082
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Originally Posted by mrfunnni View Post
So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"


I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3
I thought your were Mr. Funni. NEXT!
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:36 AM   #7083
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Originally Posted by mrfunnni View Post
So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"


I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3
Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:40 AM   #7084
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Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.
^.... mrfunni.... there are a whole list of f-words that could replace "funni" for you, sir.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:03 AM   #7085
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Loud Noises
^this^
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:34 PM   #7086
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But it was funny tho, for me
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:06 PM   #7087
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And not funny for anyone else.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:29 PM   #7088
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Rallycrossing this weekend. My neighbor always asks me about it because he wants to go some time.
him- I hear it's gonna rain this weekend
me- It might
him- So why are you still packing?! Doesn't that cancel the race?
me- only in NASCAR man. It's still on.
him- but NASCAR is on tarmac...
me- (laughs) I know... isn't that dumb?!
him- I mean; What happens to the dirt?
me- It, uh, turns to mud... Instead of getting dirty, we get muddy =D
Just thought even though that was dumb, it's better than ripping on Mr. unfunni for an entire page :P
This definitely belongs here too.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:39 PM   #7089
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This definitely belongs here too.
Saw this in 3 different threads, on 2 sites! Haha
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:43 PM   #7090
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But it was funny tho, for me
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:35 AM   #7091
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Just got my 2013 WRX hatch, every one of my friends that are girls see it, always say, "Awh, it's cute!"


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Old 12-15-2012, 01:38 AM   #7092
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I have no regrets.
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:41 PM   #7093
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This definitely belongs here too.
Yeah, thanks for that. Not sure how it got so screwed up (posted in the wrong thread and all).

Manual, what other site did I post that?! My computer must be flippin' out
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:51 AM   #7094
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Yeah, thanks for that. Not sure how it got so screwed up (posted in the wrong thread and all).

Manual, what other site did I post that?! My computer must be flippin' out
No prob. Mark posted it over on DI in the " you know you're a DI member" thread.
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Old 12-26-2012, 05:57 PM   #7095
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Conversation at work:

Fellow employee: Hey, do you drive that blue late-model WRX hatch parked out back? Its pretty sweet.
Me: Thanks! Yes, I do.
FE: Wow....I thought a guy owned that.
Me: Most guys do.
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:15 PM   #7096
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I thought your were Mr. Funni. NEXT!
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Would definitely suggest looking into a user name change.
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^.... mrfunni.... there are a whole list of f-words that could replace "funni" for you, sir.
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But it was funny tho, for me
LMAO that was a good read, thanks
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Old 12-28-2012, 12:38 AM   #7097
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Gotta love when people know more about your car than you do.

Posted this in "you know you have a wrx when..." already but:

I was walking with a friend and decided to wave at a random cavalier. My friend knowing me made an assumption and yelled "Subaru!" ...smh
LOL keeper.
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Old 12-28-2012, 01:36 AM   #7098
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Got the hella horn question I've been waiting for.

Him: are those turbos in front?
me: Yeah it's a Turbo charged car...
..wait what did you ask?
him: I didn't know those were turbos behind your grille I thought they were blow off valves.
Me: *chuckles* ohhhhhhh Lol No they're neither they're Just really loud horns. Turbos under the hood.

I've been waiiiittttinnng
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Old 12-28-2012, 06:48 AM   #7099
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GF and I pulled up to have the emissions tested in the Outback. Guy comes out with the ODB2 tester plug and proceeds to chat me up.

Guy: Ah, a Subaru, eh?
Me: Yep.
Guy: Did you know that they were going out of business?
Me: What? I'm not sure where you heard that...
Guy: Yeah, it was on the radio! They're going out of business by 2014.
Me: There's no way that's right- The demand is so high there's a 4 month wait on new WRXs and I think this year has been record month after month sales... Are you thinking of Saab?
Guy: No, it was Subaru. If they only sell one car... it's a supply and demand thing.
Guy: ...and I'm pretty sure I heard Mitsubishi was going out of business by 2015, too.

Thankfully, emissions here only take about a minute to do.
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:52 PM   #7100
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^ LOL I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was thinking about Subaru UK........... but then again I can be wrong.
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