Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II

[warpath]

Originally Posted by emericareaper2

Haven't really gotten any crazy questions about my WRX nor my RS when I had it. I only had one person ask me how fast it goes. Thankfully in Indiana we don't have tooo many ********. I actually get a lot of waves from Evo drivers I also get a lot of double takes on my WRX Wagon as people hear it, look at it, look away & then immediately look back because it's a wagon with a hoodscoop.

I wave at suby drivers and get waves from them.

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[flores412]

Originally Posted by oatbran84

the other day i was at my buddys house helping him plasti his wheels. a group of about 3 or 4 middle school kids are walking up the street. we were watching them out the window. they stopped and was checking out the car (07 sti swp) they were talking to each other saying "dam this is a nice car" and stuff on that note. my buddy hits his lock button making the hellas chirp once. the kids kinda jumped a lil bit. then got curious and got closer to look at it more and then he hit the panic mode and they flipped and ran up the street.

Oatbran I do the same thing. Classic watching people jump a little.

[schochwave]

Not really funny, but yesterday when I was walking to lunch. I saw the most heinous atrocity that could ever be bestowed to a subaru. I'm not sure what year or what model, could have been a Forester or outback and it had a crappyass 3m stick-on piece of **** hood scoop. I couldn't help myself as I screamed obscenities at her. she thought I was being friendly and waved at me as she smiled. I wanted to bust her windows out!!!

[spyrule]

Originally Posted by schochwave

Not really funny, but yesterday when I was walking to lunch. I saw the most heinous atrocity that could ever be bestowed to a subaru. I'm not sure what year or what model, could have been a Forester or outback and it had a crappyass 3m stick-on piece of **** hood scoop. I couldn't help myself as I screamed obscenities at her. she thought I was being friendly and waved at me as she smiled. I wanted to bust her windows out!!!

high strung much?

[schochwave]

not high strung but I would expect to see that on a Honda or maybe a Ford Taurus around my area

[MFwrx]

Texting my gf.



Although catback would have been correct the fact that she even remembers the word Downpipe gave me a quarter chub.

[LUMBERZACK]

Exgirlfriend: (referring to recirc. BPV Whoosh sound) OMG, is that NOS?

[spyrule]

Originally Posted by MFwrx

Texting my gf.



Although catback would have been correct the fact that she even remembers the word Downpipe gave me a quarter chub.

marry her...

[Awd180]

Originally Posted by schochwave

Not really funny, but yesterday when I was walking to lunch. I saw the most heinous atrocity that could ever be bestowed to a subaru. I'm not sure what year or what model, could have been a Forester or outback and it had a crappyass 3m stick-on piece of **** hood scoop. I couldn't help myself as I screamed obscenities at her. she thought I was being friendly and waved at me as she smiled. I wanted to bust her windows out!!!

There was a fozy in my area like that, haven't see it in a while though. It was super flaked out too, chrome flames, sticker bombed, and ever fake vent/scoop. And it had steelies but not the spinning hubcaps, I guess he's saving up for them.

[boostin bugeyed]

i had a good one yesterday, i work at a ski area so after my shift im pulling out of the parking lot and 2 guys were about to get on there bus to go back to nyc it went something like this

guy 1 : yoooo does that shyt got a 5.0 or something
me : nope turbo 4 cyl
guy 2 : sounds like you gotz something good dat shyt be rumbling
guy 1 : ahh so you def got some nitro in derr
me : no just a turbo lol

so as i pulled out i let them hear some EWG

[DerO12]

"It's not a Subaru without a blow-off valve"

[dhahn1012]

Originally Posted by Trea17

I hear "was that necessary" pretty often.

^^^^^^^^^^^^lol always get the "necessary" comment.. My response every time is a stern yes

[UnknownAlly]

Originally Posted by boostin bugeyed

i had a good one yesterday, i work at a ski area so after my shift im pulling out of the parking lot and 2 guys were about to get on there bus to go back to nyc it went something like this

guy 1 : yoooo does that shyt got a 5.0 or something
me : nope turbo 4 cyl
guy 2 : sounds like you gotz something good dat shyt be rumbling
guy 1 : ahh so you def got some nitro in derr
me : no just a turbo lol

so as i pulled out i let them hear some EWG

I'm tired of people asking me if my car is a V6 or V8...
Most don't even assume it because of the sound, they assume it when the car isn't even on. They said the "engine bay is big enough for a V6/V8"

Originally Posted by DerO12

"It's not a Subaru without a blow-off valve"

everybody recommended I get a bov as a first mod lol

[hater06]

My vallet guy says to me last week.... "you know, these are not good in the snow..."

-_-

[premier00000]

Originally Posted by hater06

My vallet guy says to me last week.... "you know, these are not good in the snow..."

-_-

I agree. They're NOT good in the snow, they're awesome in the snow.

[gregroot198521]

Originally Posted by DerO12

"It's not a Subaru without a blow-off valve"

That's apparently what almost everybody who traded in an '06 STi seems to believe. And the ones I do find seem to sell as soon as I contact the owner. SMH....

[UnknownAlly]

Originally Posted by gregroot198521

That's apparently what almost everybody who traded in an '06 STi seems to believe. And the ones I do find seem to sell as soon as I contact the owner. SMH....

What they are looking for is an SRT4. Cheap and owners love their bov

[DerO12]

everybody recommended I get a bov as a first mod lol[/quote]

That defiantly won't be my first mod lol

[gregroot198521]

Originally Posted by UnknownAlly

What they are looking for is an SRT4. Cheap and owners love their bov

Agreed. I like my cars unriced.

[Xcalkid]

Not so much funny as pathetic. Sold my first STI right before OC meet last year to a guy who i can only describe as "skinny jeans." He has previously totaled his M3 with 20k miles on it and was interested in my car. I told him they are not the same car AT ALL. He wanted to hear non of it. I knew he wouldn't like the car but hey, not my money right.


Randomly typed my VIN today to check on the car and see this.

http://www.ktmotorcars.com/NAS563-20...ANASSAS-VA.nas

Guy already sold it after only 1000 miles in 6 months...

God I hated that guy.

[rushdylan]

this is non subi related but I HAD to post it. you ask somebody 'want to talk to thienda? they be like who's that? so you reply 'the end of my dick!'

[subieguy87]

Originally Posted by rushdylan

this is non subi related but I HAD to post it. you ask somebody 'want to talk to thienda? they be like who's that? so you reply 'the end of my dick!'

That's... just..lame.

[rushdylan]

Originally Posted by subieguy87

That's... just..lame.

jealous you didn't think of it?

[spyrule]

Originally Posted by rushdylan

this is non subi related but I HAD to post it. you ask somebody 'want to talk to thienda? they be like who's that? so you reply 'the end of my dick!'

[StackSmasher]

Originally Posted by rushdylan

this is non subi related but I HAD to post it. you ask somebody 'want to talk to thienda? they be like who's that? so you reply 'the end of my dick!'

:Insert unamused emoticon here: