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Old 01-22-2013, 08:47 PM   #3401
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To the idiot in the civic si sedan on I-93 just because you passed me in stop and go traffic it doesn't mean your a good driver.
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:34 PM   #3402
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To the honda guys on Daniel Webster last night.

You must really enjoy ripping up Nashua, I just had to laugh when I saw the four of you roll up to a red light running 3 wide in the double lanes. Although you may feel you were auditioning for a role in supersonic six, you may want to ditch the fetus lanuchers if you're going to street race. You sounded mighty fast but I must have been watching a slow motion replay.

Thanks for the laughs,
Safe inside Lui Lui's
i see Nausea hasn't changed much....


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I hate driving in the snow. I swear everyone gets mind blowingly stupid
not everyone is in all wheel drive, or comfortable driving in slick conditions. traffic will move as fast as the slowest vehicle.

i plan on folks driving like snails and leave way early, even with that, i still have to struggle to keep from losing my "cool"

worse than mind numbingly slow are the folks who drive like it's dry out cause their car has that majikal all wheel drive....
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:55 PM   #3403
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Dear driver of the red Nissan,
Thanks for merging in front of me and proceeding to do 40 MPH in a 55 zone.

Dear everyone else,
If you're not comfortable driving in slick conditions, get the heck out of the fast lane! The roads were perfectly fine today, yet you were all driving as though there was a blizzard going on. Just stay at home, please, for everyone's sanity.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:44 AM   #3404
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Dear driver of the red Nissan,
Thanks for merging in front of me and proceeding to do 40 MPH in a 55 zone.

Dear everyone else,
If you're not comfortable driving in slick conditions, get the heck out of the fast lane! The roads were perfectly fine today, yet you were all driving as though there was a blizzard going on. Just stay at home, please, for everyone's sanity.
I hate when they drive in the middle of 2 lanes and you can't pass!!
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:34 PM   #3405
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Dear moron in the white altima,

There's a reason why the front right of your car is smashed up/missing...I don't give a **** if you want to ride in the left lane the whole time you are on 93, but 1.don't ride in my ****ing blindspot for miles at a time when you are missing a headlight 2. Don't proceed to do the above while I am coming up on slower traffic as I therefore have to speed up and get ahead of you to pass. 3 Speed by me then slow down to ride in my blind spot. 4. Ride my ass on the off-ramp when I have a vehicle ahead of me. (Almost hit some squirrels) 5. Pass me on the inside (single lane ramp) after brake checking you twice, only to stop at the red light a few hundreded feet ahead and get out of your ****box thinking if you're going to approach my car, then waving and getting back in. Only to sit through the green light at the following light, seems you were in a hurry...

sincerely,
Approach me next time.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:08 AM   #3406
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Dear 2001 Civic Si

Just because your car is faded multiple colors of white. It doesn't mean that you should race up behind me before a merge lane. I hate having to accelerate in order to keep your ass from hitting the back end of a parked mack truck on the shoulder. No i wasn't trying to embarrass you. I just couldn't figure out what the hell you where thinking. Two objects (truck and your ass) can't take up the same space.

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Old 02-06-2013, 11:17 PM   #3407
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Dear driver of the blue Lexus (and everyone else who does this),
I realize that the merge onto Rt. 280 is difficult, but racing up the "right turn only" lane to try and get in front of everyone who has been patiently waiting (through several light cycles) in the "straight only" lane is just a dick move. I'm glad no one was willing to let you in. Get a life.

Dear woman in the Jeep,
Holy hell, stay in your own lane! I was on my horn for 10 seconds before you finally meandered back into your own lane. Learn to drive!

Dear everyone else,
Get out of the center lane if you're driving slow!
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:45 AM   #3408
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Dear driver of the big *** white truck,

All I want to do is go to school, without being scared ****less. There is this CRAZY THING called a median. when you turn left into traffic, you pull out into the median, then move into the lane, when it is safe to do so. You do NOT pull straight into the lane, infront of 3 people and then proceed to go 20mph while others are going 55 only to pull into the median again to turn off the road again about 100 ft down the road. Thanks for that wake up call and brake check making all my school stuff go flying. **** you.

Sincerely,
is it really gonna be one of those days?

P.s.
Maybe if I had Hellas, then you'd wake up and look before you do something.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:53 PM   #3409
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Dear lady driver of white car,
Nice fail attempt at changing into the middle lane as another car was moving over from the slow lane, which does happen as bad timing. Thankfully I saw this happening and dropped back. What I wasn't expecting was you slamming your brakes instead of just moving back into your original lane, instead you straddle both lanes and cutting speed in half. I would have blown my horn but was scared you would stop completely.

Glad to see you learned to look, as you immediately tried to re-enter the middle lane into a car that was already in that lane.

Sincerely,
Thanks for considering others.

Dear Commercial SUV with your hood popped,
Did the safety latch hold?

Sincerely,
Curious on 287.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:41 PM   #3410
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Dear woman in the grey nissan,
When driving you have to pay attention to both the traffic in front of you and the traffic light you are approaching. Just because the traffic in front of you turned left does not mean you can continue to follow them after your left turn arrow has turned red.
P.S. your scared ****less face is precious, I saw what you were going to do so I lurched forward when the light turned green and layed on my horn. Hopefully you will pay attention next time.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:59 PM   #3411
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Dear everyone who owns a lifted/widened truck,


Please **** off. You're 8 foot ground clearance doesn't make you cool and parking in 2 spots in an already crowded parking lot because you don't have enough room to back out and straighten out makes you a ******.

Unless you rock crawl or mud bog, kindly go to hell.
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #3412
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Dear people who must park on the side of the road,
If you have to park on the side of after a 3 foot snowfall then atleast try to to get over as far as possible. AND TUCK YOUR GODDAMN MIRRORS IN!

Sincerely, A wagon owner with very chipped mirrors...
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Old 02-16-2013, 09:23 AM   #3413
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Dear impatient Jeep Cherokee owner,

I think I know why the entire front bumper of your vehicle is missing. I believe it's attached to another driver's trunk.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:49 PM   #3414
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Sincerely,
Curious on 287.
Ah, a fellow Rt. 287 traveler. My condolances.
______________________________________

Dear Asian woman in the Jeep Grand Cherokee,

Need I say anymore?
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:15 AM   #3415
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Dear blonde girl in the green slammed mk1,

I think I love you, and wish to propose. Your cars beauty is only a fraction of yours.
With love, Zak.
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Old 03-01-2013, 10:59 PM   #3416
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Dear springfield worker with the dark blue / black crown Vic,

Way to act like a role model and drive 15-20 over the speed limit all the way down 57. While technically you are not a cop you do represent the city and this state and the only reason you have a job is because of tax payers like us. So try not to drive like such a prick.

Ps I hope you get knocked off in the sequester
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:02 PM   #3417
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Dear everyone who pulls into the one car exit of my work plaza,

Look I understand, sometimes I do it too. But not when someone else is pulling out because, like you all inevitably learn that the curb and fire hydrant are a lot closer then you realize.

So kindly **** off.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:34 PM   #3418
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To the Honda Prelude with lambo doors that tried to race me by the Westfield shops,
First off if you didnt push me 100ft wide almost off the road when the light turned green i could have hir my shift and pulled on you harder than your girlfriend pulls my hair. Second, dont try to race me on a street with a speed limit of 30 where cops are always posted up. Third, i had a girl in my car and id rather not chance anything happen to her because you think your vtec can beat my car. Fourth, i was only in 2nd gear spooling 9 psi and i still nosed in front of you.

P.S. i hope you keep doing it down east main street and i drive past you while youre getting your car towed.

Sincerely,
Smart bugeye driver
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:08 PM   #3419
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Dear motorcycle rider, it's not a good idea to split lanes when traffic is going 60-65 MPH.

Dear E90/92 BMW, WAKE UP!!! How did you not notice your light was red? There was a car stopped at the intersection and people on the other side (one of then was me) turning left throuht it!!

Dear Jaywalker, I know you saw me yet you decided it would be ok to make someone do an emergency stop. Good thing I am pretty adamant about not being distracted while driving. Maybe this will make you think twice about jaywalking downtown.
•Almost three out of every four pedestrian fatalities occur in urban areas (72 percent).
•The top four states for pedestrian fatalities are California, Florida, Texas, and New York.

Dear lady in the white compact car, You had plenty of time to merge. Driving on the shoulder for hundres of yards is not ok.
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:44 PM   #3420
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Dear New England,


Get awd. This whole 20mph on the high way is killing me.
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:17 PM   #3421
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Dear high winds last night,
Thank you for clearing my driveway for me.
Love,
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:21 PM   #3422
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Dear big VW sedan something or other,

You spun your low profile tires trying to get out of your flat driveway onto a flat road. You're gonna have a good time.
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Old 03-08-2013, 03:58 PM   #3423
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Dear plow drivers... how dare you clear all the roads down to bare pavement before my ride home. I have been looking forward to a snowy commute home ALL DAY!

And to the Ford Taurus wagon on 93N @ around 3:00pm with blue state official plates. If you are gonna represent the state at least clear the snow off of your roof and your rear bumper. All while driving in the middle lane slower than everyone around you while staring at your phone all confused.
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:53 PM   #3424
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Dear oncoming traffic, please dont use my turning left lane to get past stopped traffic to get to your turning left lane. Although it was fun to watch your female passenger just about **** herself when I refused to budge out of my lane for you ...
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:52 PM   #3425
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Dear woman (big shock) in the gold Corolla,

It is not okay to make a right turn on red when there is traffic oncoming (namely me). You should also refrain from pulling stupid moves like that when you have an elderly passenger in the car. Imagine my surprise when you pulled into the same parking lot I was heading to... a whole half mile later. If it hadn't been a church parking lot, I would have said something. I hope whatever power exists above give you three flat tires.

Sincerely,
LIP89


Dear, well, almost everyone yesterday,

I've said it before and I'll say it again; clean the snow off of your damn cars! I don't care if you're late for work, running errands, or need an emergency lobotomy at the hospital! The next time we get snow I am following, and recording, the license plates of all the cars with snow still on the roof. Stop being so damn lazy!

Sincerely,
Miffed off

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