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Old 05-05-2013, 07:41 PM   #7751
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Holy cow. What's your posts per day count? Haha
its not high. i was out of the scene for like 10 years. just last month i came back with my 13 STI.
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Old 05-06-2013, 04:53 PM   #7752
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its not high. i was out of the scene for like 10 years. just last month i came back with my 13 STI.
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Old 05-06-2013, 07:18 PM   #7753
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So I was at a gas station and parked by the pumps.

When I came out an older guy with an AMG Mercedes sedan was filling up and started talking some s**t.

Him: "That thing turbo?" (in a self righteous tone)

Me: "No" (explained the lack of turbo GC's in US)

Him: "Oh, so I'd smoke ya on the backroads!"

Me: "Ehh I don't know, you might have a hard time in the corners with your obese trophy car. And I drive a manual"

Him: "Pshh, driving a manual is like wiping your own ass when you don't have to."

Me: "Actually driving a manual is like me screwing your wife without the help of Viagra."

He then became speechless, returned the nozzle, and drove away.

Sorry bout that, Viagra man.
NOICE!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:43 AM   #7754
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Holy crap, that Viagra quote is friggin' hilarious.
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:59 AM   #7755
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About two years ago i was driving my brothers STI instead of my wrx, and as i was walking out of a store the cart collector started freestyle rapping a song about the STI as he followed me to the car. as i drove off he continued to rap and stare with amazement. it was pretty funny at the time haha
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:02 AM   #7756
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my neighbor saw my orange STi and said...wow new car..is that a "Scion"?? I almost ROFL!!
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:46 AM   #7757
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When people ask me is my STI turbo'd :/
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:48 AM   #7758
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When people ask me is my STI turbo'd :/
Well, is it? Do you have turbo badges? If not, you should get them. The ones from Porsches look the best.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:54 AM   #7759
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Dude came up to me and asked some questions about my Honda Odyssey because he's interested in one. Asked if it was V6! hahaha, what a tool! Then he asked if it was 7 passenger. I was like "Bro, it's an Odyssey. You weren't born knowing this??" Then I dropped the tranny into "L" (lambo mode) and burned out of there.
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Old 05-07-2013, 01:38 PM   #7760
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Dude came up to me and asked some questions about my Honda Odyssey because he's interested in one. Asked if it was V6! hahaha, what a tool! Then he asked if it was 7 passenger. I was like "Bro, it's an Odyssey. You weren't born knowing this??" Then I dropped the tranny into "L" (lambo mode) and burned out of there.
9/10
Would again
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:47 PM   #7761
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That Subarus are terrible track cars, and they are only good at racing on dirt only. I found this pretty funny when the guy told me this.
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:55 PM   #7762
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Had a ton of people ask me if my supertones were speakers, but that seems to be a pretty normal question.
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:14 PM   #7763
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So a couple days ago me and my friend went to the Subaru dealer because hes looking for a WRX as well. We walk up to the salesman and we asked him if he has any older wrx's for sale like the 02-05 range and he says yea we have one thats an 04 and it has 30k miles, we were surprised because thats really hard to find in our area and so he brought us outside to go see it when it turned out to be a 2012 wrx.
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Old 05-08-2013, 12:50 AM   #7764
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Well, is it? Do you have turbo badges? If not, you should get them. The ones from Porsches look the best.
A guy at work actually put turbo Porsche badges on his Cobalt SS... and he didn't know why anyone else thought it was stupid.
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:06 AM   #7765
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went to a local coffee shop with my girlfriend last weekend and the coffee dude heard my gf talking about our 1971 super beetle so he decides to get involved in our convo...

guy: you have a bug
gf: yes an older one
guy: i love my german cars (and he starts bragging about his gti or something)
me: ill stick with my subie
guy: I race subarus like its nothing. I smoke them all the time and i have FWD. Its funny how my fwd drive beats your awd (gf gets uncomfortable and stops talking at this point as he tries to brag)
me: thats cool bro, congrats, I'm not 18 anynmore and need to brag about my car but I also don't want to embarrass you
guy: haha even your exhaust in your cars sound like a rattle fart can and i use to collect the badges on all the cars I raced and hang them on my neck and rear view mirror...
me: lmfao so you like the cars that much to represent them on your neck in front of everyone and inside your car since you probably wish you had one. Cool story bro now get our damn coffee......

GF: ummm so that was highly awkward
me: just another douche bag who wishes he had a subie

The end!! lol
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:39 AM   #7766
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Did his bodily fluid taste okay?
Shoulda waited until he hand over the coffee before unleashing hell on him
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Old 05-08-2013, 03:31 AM   #7767
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Did his bodily fluid taste okay?
Shoulda waited until he hand over the coffee before unleashing hell on him
Oh he just needed to hand us the coffee which is why the hell was unleashed at the douche he was...
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:17 AM   #7768
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Dude came up to me and asked some questions about my Honda Odyssey because he's interested in one. Asked if it was V6! hahaha, what a tool! Then he asked if it was 7 passenger. I was like "Bro, it's an Odyssey. You weren't born knowing this??" Then I dropped the tranny into "L" (lambo mode) and burned out of there.
I see what you did there...and I agree with the point you are making.
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:24 PM   #7769
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"Aren't these things from Australia?"

Few minutes later...

"Oh this things got a turbo? They're awesome, I drove my friends honda and when that vtec kicks in it's bad ass"

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Old 05-09-2013, 02:37 AM   #7770
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"Subarus have no power, my crv could make it up the on ramp faster"
Quickly proven wrong
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Old 05-09-2013, 02:53 AM   #7771
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A Wrx driver pulls up and asks "is that an Sti ?" I say " no it's an RS" as I think. Did you hear a turbo when I launched to redline off the stoplight and flew past? Or just the sweet sweet notes of the borla- brullen combo. Made my day. Week actually
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:59 AM   #7772
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Does your car make that Whhoooooosh sound? Whhooosh??? Ahhhh sure.
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Old 05-09-2013, 04:08 AM   #7773
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Does your car make that Whhoooooosh sound? Whhooosh??? Ahhhh sure.
Definitely have gotten this. Good stuff. But I sadly have to say no.
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:39 PM   #7774
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Some younger lookin guy comes up to me while getting out of my car at the store.

Guy: "Nice subaru, twin turbo?"
Me: Thanks and no its a single turbo.
Guy: "I have one with twin turbos!"
Me: A subaru?!?
Guy: "Yea, its a blue STI like yours"
*puts conversation on autopilot. Nod, smile, etc...*
Guy: "Well I gotta get back to work, watch for my car around town. Its the black STI with twin turbos"
Me: "aaalrighty then"
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:49 PM   #7775
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Some younger lookin guy comes up to me while getting out of my car at the store.

Guy: "Nice subaru, twin turbo?"
Me: Thanks and no its a single turbo.
Guy: "I have one with twin turbos!"
Me: A subaru?!?
Guy: "Yea, its a blue STI like yours"
*puts conversation on autopilot. Nod, smile, etc...*
Guy: "Well I gotta get back to work, watch for my car around town. Its the black STI with twin turbos"
Me: "aaalrighty then"
20 bucks says that guy drive base model impreza.... or no subaru at all
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