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Old 07-11-2013, 07:41 PM   #2676
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I think I've found the only website L Bo needs:
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Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?

With the scourges of typhus, malaria and dengue fever raging through communities in the 1940s, the United States government did a curious thing. They loaded up airplanes with the chemical DDT and commenced aerial spraying to wipe out the insects spreading these diseases. At first, the technology behind such dispersals was crude, but over time it became sophisticated and efficient. This public usage of DDT, both in the air and on the streets of our cities, continued into the 1950s. In the 1960s, sky dusting advanced considerably. The chief reason was the widespread use of Agent LNX (“Agent Orange”) during the war in Vietnam. Agent Orange was employed as an herbicide and defoliant meant to reduce the agricultural resources of the communist Vietnamese. As we know today, both DDT and Agent Orange had devastating affects on human populations.

For those of us who grew up in farming communities, this technology is not an abstract concept. Crop dusting is a common site in rural America. It’s an essential way to spread seed and pesticide. We encounter it often in the planting season. Many other Americans unwittingly witness a very different application of the idea of crop dusting on a nearly daily basis. This is known as “chemtrails.”

Chemtrails are the aerial spraying trails left by large aircraft, both commercial and federal, that are not associated with farming. Millions of images of these sky dispersals can be found on the internet. You will see thick plumes of dense whiteness ejected from the backs of jetliners with purposeful squirts. They are not continuous, but rather sporadic when planes reach a particular altitude. When such substances are released, they become hyper-heated in the atmosphere to attain a canopy-like distribution above targeted regions. Leaked images of these chemical containers in the bodies of large-sized aircraft regularly surface on the internet, underscoring the veracity of these claims.

The American public has never quite grasped the purpose of all this spraying. Officials in the Obama administration have long refused to even talk about these efforts, though some have suggested that super spy Edward Snowden may leak details of this widespread project if forced against the wall by the international community. As we have seen with other government programs, the ultimate result here is not likely to be a beneficial one.

In various online communities there has been vigorous debate about what chemtrails actually mean. Some believe they spread barium as a highly-sensitive electromagnetic missile defense system. Others postulate they contain compounds that attack our blood cells and ultimately reduce populations, much like the fluoridation of our water supplies. The rise in disease and other unexplained medical phenomena does strangely coincide with the popularization of chemtrails.

Yet another theory that has been gaining traction and deserves serious consideration is that America’s massive science-industrial complex is attempting a most dangerous experiment. Since Lyndon Johnson’s presidency, we have seen a grave movement towards science-based strategic thinking in all forms of national policy. Whole swathes of government have been taken over by academic PhDs with an intense obsession with scientism. From the National Science Board to the Department of Education, from NASA to the National Institute of Standards, a powerful cadre of elite intellectuals is seizing control. A common thread amongst these activist bureaucrats is a love of science over God.

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President George W. Bush famously fought against the scientists entrenched in his administration. At many points they promoted evolution “theory” and “global warming” over good old-fashioned common sense. They tried to uproot Christianity in our schools through activist judges. And while President Bush fought the good fight, he ultimately did not win the battle. The long line of anti-theists ruling the inner halls of power since Lyndon Johnson remained in control.

So what is at the heart of this secret society of globalist atheism? One of their most significant concerns is the power of Faith. They despise the Glory of Jesus and the hope that He brings to countless Americans. The atheists are so insanely dedicated to their obscene cult they will try just about anything to destroy every remnant of Christian Love on this earth. As this sickening obsession was wed to advances in aerial spraying technology in the last century, one can surmise the evil compound that resulted. In this formula, it seems quite logical that the atheist’s next step would be to attempt the widespread murder of Jesus’s very Heavenly Agents of Love.

Angels. They are much more than a Christian bedtime story. They are much more than the sweet flutterings in the ears of believers. Angels are quite literally the factory workers of faith. They are tireless and everywhere. They accomplish innumerable feats, from minor pangs of guilt to the throbbing passions of love. The angels are there to guide us, to inspire us and, ultimately, to remind us of our obligation to Jesus. The fly through the air at His beckoning. They are gentle and ever willing. We would be far less human and humane were it not for the angels. And that is exactly why atheists fear the power of angels.

Atheists shake with contempt at the thought of love and decency. Their whole lives are dedicated to nothingness, to the gaping void of pain that nihilism defines. Indeed, atheists love pain. They love pain in their sexual rituals, in their drug addictions and in their secret globalist power schemes. Why do we have war? It’s the atheists who spread contempt of God and invite such reckless notions of communism and Islam.

Will Atheistic Science Annihilate Love and Prayer?

As secret atheist scientists in government pursue their goals of undermining Jesus in America, it only stands to reason that they would take their battle to the skies. The aerial dogfight is likely a vicious one. Who knows what advances they have made since the days of DDT and Agent Orange. Yet fight on they do, every single day! Our heavens are coated in a thick aerosol haze of spiritual hate and this nation’s faith is sinking.

In our lifetime, the United States has been bombarded by supposedly “natural” disasters and terrorist attacks. Religion is at an all time low, while sodomy and perversion are at epic heights. Clearly the overlap of these symptoms with the widespread usage of chemtrails is more than just a coincidence. Clearly the astonishing rise of militant atheism in America must factor in. So what is the ultimate answer to the mystery of the chemtrails? Have Heaven’s angels forsaken us for such an offensive maneuver? Or are they actually losing, dying off in plumes of jetliner butchery? Surely America’s atheists in the great halls of government are asking these very same questions.
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:43 PM   #2677
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that is the most awesomely insane thing I've heard all day. Thank.
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Old 07-11-2013, 08:00 PM   #2678
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Oh no, I am a high practitioner of Scientism , I don't do ism's, I guess I will have to go get a job on wall street or something.
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Old 07-11-2013, 08:02 PM   #2679
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holy **** are there some awesome quotes in there.

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You will see thick plumes of dense whiteness ejected from the backs of jetliners with purposeful squirts.
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Officials in the Obama administration have long refused to even talk about these efforts, though some have suggested that super spy Edward Snowden may leak details of this widespread project
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Others postulate they contain compounds that attack our blood cells and ultimately reduce populations, much like the fluoridation of our water supplies.
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America’s massive science-industrial complex is attempting a most dangerous experiment. Since Lyndon Johnson’s presidency, we have seen a grave movement towards science-based strategic thinking in all forms of national policy. Whole swathes of government have been taken over by academic PhDs with an intense obsession with scientism.
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Angels are quite literally the factory workers of faith. They are tireless and everywhere. They accomplish innumerable feats, from minor pangs of guilt to the throbbing passions of love.
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Our heavens are coated in a thick aerosol haze of spiritual hate and this nation’s faith is sinking.
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Have Heaven’s angels forsaken us for such an offensive maneuver? Or are they actually losing, dying off in plumes of jetliner butchery?
wow.
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Old 07-11-2013, 08:11 PM   #2680
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holy **** are there some awesome quotes in there.

wow.
It terrifies me that there might be someone somewhere that even partially believes any of this.
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Old 07-11-2013, 08:21 PM   #2681
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that is the most awesomely insane thing I've heard all day. Thank.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:21 PM   #2682
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It terrifies me that there might be someone somewhere that even partially believes any of this.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:41 PM   #2683
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It terrifies me that there might be someone somewhere that even partially believes any of this.
Then how do you feel that there are large groups that believe all of this in its entirety?
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Old 07-12-2013, 08:36 AM   #2684
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Then how do you feel that there are large groups that believe all of this in its entirety?
why would it scare you? serious question. generally fear stems from being threatened and I'm not clear on why a group that thinks chemtrails are killing angels is threatening.
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Old 07-12-2013, 09:28 AM   #2685
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why would it scare you? serious question. generally fear stems from being threatened and I'm not clear on why a group that thinks chemtrails are killing angels is threatening.
In this case it's not about being threatened at all, but the sheer stupidity/ignorance of said people in this day and age is mind-boggling. Is it that hard for me to do their own Google research on what chemtrails are composed of? Do they not want to educate themselves beyond what they are being spoon fed?

And if angels are so easily killed by chemtrails, then well, they are pretty weaksauce angels IMHO.
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Old 07-12-2013, 09:29 AM   #2686
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There are many many many more people that believe 9/11 was an inside job, that vaccines cause autism, or that GMOs kill bees. Those people are the ones who should really scare you. Not a very tiny group of freaks that thinks that contrails are actually chemicals used to wage war against angels.
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In this case it's not about being threatened at all, but the sheer stupidity/ignorance of said people in this day and age is mind-boggling. Is it that hard for me to do their own Google research on what chemtrails are composed of? Do they not want to educate themselves beyond what they are being spoon fed?

And if angels are so easily killed by chemtrails, then well, they are pretty weaksauce angels IMHO.
You just called contrails chemtrails... twice.
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Old 07-12-2013, 10:06 AM   #2688
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why would it scare you? serious question. generally fear stems from being threatened and I'm not clear on why a group that thinks chemtrails are killing angels is threatening.
I am quite afraid of people like this. Folks that don't want science, education, knowledge to be part of our lives and have smart academics in government informing our leaders on decision making. That is scary that those folks would rather ignore concrete data because it conflicts with their fairy tale. We have much to fear from people like that. They are the ones who strive to remove that which clashes with their belief system, also known as science and critical thinking.
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There are many many many more people that believe 9/11 was an inside job, that vaccines cause autism, or that GMOs kill bees. Those people are the ones who should really scare you. Not a very tiny group of freaks that thinks that contrails are actually chemicals used to wage war against angels.
Pretty much...

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I am quite afraid of people like this. Folks that don't want science, education, knowledge to be part of our lives and have smart academics in government informing our leaders on decision making. That is scary that those folks would rather ignore concrete data because it conflicts with their fairy tale. We have much to fear from people like that. They are the ones who strive to remove that which clashes with their belief system, also known as science and critical thinking.
"We" don't have much to fear. You clearly do, although I am still confused why you feel threatened? Your fear that the people in this article are going to remove science and critical thinking... actually makes me question your ability to think critically.
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Pretty much...



"We" don't have much to fear. You clearly do, although I am still confused why you feel threatened? Your fear that the people in this article are going to remove science and critical thinking... actually makes me question your ability to think critically.
They frighten me because...

1) everyone in this country gets a say in moving public policy, and people who believe stuff like this elect people like Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry, who in turn gut meaningful public and scientific policy.

2) these people infect children with scientific illiteracy and lack of critical thinking skills, which perpetuates #1.

3) these people get together with other people of like mind and feed off each other until their persecution complexes and delusion are so profound that they go and do something crazy like blow up a federal building.

4) because it really illustrates the human being's willingness to bend reality to their own will (which isn't me fearing them, so much as them scaring me by pointing out universal human flaws).

EDIT: And by "these people", I don't mean people who believe in angels. I mean people who believe that academics and liberal elitists are assassinating angels, and that higher education is the devil's work.


On another note, while I don't believe that 9/11 was an inside job or that vaccines cause autism, I'm open-minded on GMOs causing disease and killing bees.

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"We" don't have much to fear. You clearly do, although I am still confused why you feel threatened? Your fear that the people in this article are going to remove science and critical thinking... actually makes me question your ability to think critically.
Ok, so you actually think that groups like this don't make attempts to remove science from classrooms or replace pesky PhD's with more "proper" religious leaning folks? Seriously? Do you even news bro?

Also, see A9's response above. Far more detailed than mine.
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Guys, guys...you know the site is satire right?

Poe's Law strikes again.
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There are many many many more people that believe 9/11 was an inside job, that vaccines cause autism, or that GMOs kill bees. Those people are the ones who should really scare you. Not a very tiny group of freaks that thinks that contrails are actually chemicals used to wage war against angels.
What about people who believe all of the above?
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Guys, guys...you know the site is satire right?

Poe's Law strikes again.

What about people who believe all of the above?
Yes, but satire of extremism still serves as a focal point for discussion--especially when you often can't tell the difference between the parody and the real McCoy. The comments one sees on some facebook pages (e.g. NRA's) are stomach-knotting in the level of Bizzaro world extremism.

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Old 07-12-2013, 11:19 AM   #2695
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You just called contrails chemtrails... twice.
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Guys, guys...you know the site is satire right?
Welp, I'm full of this morning. Admit one to failboat please.
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Yes, but satire of extremism still serves as a focal point for discussion--especially when you often can't tell the difference between the parody and the real McCoy. The comments one sees on some facebook pages (e.g. NRA's) are stomach-knotting in the level of Bizzaro world extremism.

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I didn't realize it as satire. I am familiar with extremism on both sides, and frankly the article sounded like someone suffering from mild retardation. theres plenty to be found in both the religious and non religious world

I am not threatened by nor do I fear intellectually inept people... honestly I don't fear that much period so there's that.
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On another note, while I don't believe that 9/11 was an inside job or that vaccines cause autism, I'm open-minded on GMOs causing disease and killing bees.
I have still never seen any widely accepted peer reviewed scientific study showing that GMOs are harmful to humans. Also, my friend banman posted some extensive study showing that GMOs are in no way related to Colony Collapse Disorder, specifically showing that CDD was the same in European countries that have banned GMOs.

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What about people who believe all of the above?
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harddawn.com is now password protected...were they getting too much traffic?
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harddawn.com is now password protected...were they getting too much traffic?
I saw it hit some friends' FB feeds a few hours ago. S***'s gone viral.
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