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Old 11-30-2013, 12:56 AM   #8751
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nope... magazines....
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:10 AM   #8752
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this isnt funny but semi appropriate.

when i was in the air force i got in trouble and actually got an LOC (letter of counseling) bc i was accused of burning out while leaving the gas station on base. After i explained to them how awd works and the fact that as much as i would like to i couldnt burn out if i wanted too, they said, "well they are a senior NCO so we are gonna take their side..." My bosses exact words haha.
Wont listen to facts but believes speculation. Something tells me that they may not have what it takes to defend a country. You should apply for their job.
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Old 11-30-2013, 10:51 AM   #8753
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I surely would have gotten the first sergeant involved......
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Old 11-30-2013, 11:39 AM   #8754
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I have an 01 RSTi with fmic and someone tells me oh damn that's a sweet skyline. -_____- that someone is my neighbor. He's like 19 and just got his first Honda accord with straight pipes
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:48 PM   #8755
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I have an 01 RSTi with fmic and someone tells me oh damn that's a sweet skyline. -_____- that someone is my neighbor. He's like 19 and just got his first Honda accord with straight pipes
I can see the resemblance ...



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Old 12-01-2013, 04:50 PM   #8756
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Yeah, it's not like he was insulting you or anything. It was a positive misconception
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:48 PM   #8757
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This isn't really funny but it always made me smile when I heard it.
When I first got my Subie and my friends/family saw it they always said something along the lines of "oh wow, that car is so you" or "well, it definitely fits your personality" .
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Old 12-25-2013, 11:29 PM   #8758
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This isn't really funny but it always made me smile when I heard it.
When I first got my Subie and my friends/family saw it they always said something along the lines of "oh wow, that car is so you" or "well, it definitely fits your personality" .
Damn man, you killed a 9000 post thread, ouch!

Jk, here's a merry Christmas revival.....
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Old 12-25-2013, 11:57 PM   #8759
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I was sitting outside of this gas station when these two kids walk up, they look to be in their early 20's. My windows were down so I heard them word for word.

Kid1: That thing looks sick!
Kid2: That thing is a POS, they only put down 100Horsepower. My Honda puts down like 600!!!

I didn't even bother
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:34 AM   #8760
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Via text... "I'm pretty sure the horses thought your car was a helicopter."
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:48 AM   #8761
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Called my job to tell them ima be a little bit late. My boss asked if I was on a motorcycle.
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Old 12-26-2013, 03:06 PM   #8762
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my dad and I's conversation a few weeks after i got my '11 STi.

Dad: Why does this Subaru cost 30k?
Me: because ... ahhhh ... it has a TURBO! *hits boost while he figures out what a turbo is.

Kind of hard to communicate the cost to an old school Vietnamese dad. I thought it was hilarious.
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Old 12-26-2013, 06:04 PM   #8763
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My buddy with a tC and I were driving through a parking garage and a car alarm goes off. We get to the top and he's like "dude you like how I set that alarm off?" I hesitate for a sec and tell him yea, it was badass lol

Its the low vibrations that set off alarms, not high-pitched raspy exhausts.
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Old 12-26-2013, 06:07 PM   #8764
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I get this a lot, but don't quite understand how it makes sense.

"drug dealer car"
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Old 12-26-2013, 07:17 PM   #8765
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Alright guys i have two stories:

First one i was at a red light heading to my buddies house. This light takes very long at night especially since its not maintained well the sensors in the road have seen better days. So i see a Orange Camaro RS Pull up beside me and i realized it was the new one the kid that lives near me just bought ( Please note he has no idea how to operate his heat thats how bad it is ). I see him roll down the window and he shouts out wanna race man ill smoke your little subaru base model by a mile with my bad ass V8 here and proceded to rev his motor. i calmly trying not to ruin my seats by crapping my self in a laughing frenzy i promptly told him that it was a WRX and not something he can handle. He just laughed and said psh no matter thats slow too lets go and i said alright your funeral. I started launch controlling and took off on him and when i tell you it wasnt even a race it was like a golf cart racing a Motorcycle. When we got to the next light i told him he was a clown and that his camaro was a 6 cyclinder he waisted his money on and took off again


The second story almost made me cry histarically. I was down at the local track and this dude with a stage two SRT 4 Fart box kept talking **** saying that his SRT was running 9 seconds (but he said that was only his estiment) and i prompted him to go show me he ran a 14.XXX and he came back ashamed and i laughed in his face he then got mad and said he will still smoke my "*****baru" so i decided to put him in his place so we lined up on the strip and the light went green and his axels just blew out when the car hooked i almost lost controll in my laughter. (Noted my subaru will run low 13s and i know that not quick but shes only a baby )
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:18 PM   #8766
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Alright guys i have two stories: First one i was at a red light heading to my buddies house. This light takes very long at night especially since its not maintained well the sensors in the road have seen better days. So i see a Orange Camaro RS Pull up beside me and i realized it was the new one the kid that lives near me just bought ( Please note he has no idea how to operate his heat thats how bad it is ). I see him roll down the window and he shouts out wanna race man ill smoke your little subaru base model by a mile with my bad ass V8 here and proceded to rev his motor. i calmly trying not to ruin my seats by crapping my self in a laughing frenzy i promptly told him that it was a WRX and not something he can handle. He just laughed and said psh no matter thats slow too lets go and i said alright your funeral. I started launch controlling and took off on him and when i tell you it wasnt even a race it was like a golf cart racing a Motorcycle. When we got to the next light i told him he was a clown and that his camaro was a 6 cyclinder he waisted his money on and took off again
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:20 PM   #8767
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I would enjoy your little stories more if they were on a track... not the roads that parents and kids also travel on.
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:33 PM   #8768
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The second one was on a track and the first one was at 3 in the morning if your kids are out at that time then you seriously either need to fire your baby sitter or access your parenting and dont act for a second you dont have fun with your subaru especially if your in canada id be drifting like crazy and enjoying life
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:38 PM   #8769
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The second one was on a track and the first one was at 3 in the morning if your kids are out at that time then you seriously either need to fire your baby sitter or access your parenting and dont act for a second you dont have fun with your subaru especially if your in canada id be drifting like crazy and enjoying life
Did you proof read that?
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:51 PM   #8770
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Did you proof read that?
completely true im at work just shooting replys on the fly and working
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Old 12-26-2013, 09:12 PM   #8771
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The second one was on a track and the first one was at 3 in the morning if your kids are out at that time then you seriously either need to fire your baby sitter or access your parenting and dont act for a second you dont have fun with your subaru especially if your in canada id be drifting like crazy and enjoying life
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:03 PM   #8772
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The second one was on a track and the first one was at 3 in the morning if your kids are out at that time then you seriously either need to fire your baby sitter or access your parenting and dont act for a second you dont have fun with your subaru especially if your in canada id be drifting like crazy and enjoying life
As a proud Canadian I would just like to point out that he is not one of us and we accept no responsibility for his words or actions.
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:04 PM   #8773
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He's going to be one of those that'll help raise all of our insurance rates even more for these cars.
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:13 PM   #8774
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The second one was on a track and the first one was at 3 in the morning if your kids are out at that time then you seriously either need to fire your baby sitter or access your parenting and dont act for a second you dont have fun with your subaru especially if your in canada id be drifting like crazy and enjoying life
Your parents were crap parents, is that what you're saying?
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:57 PM   #8775
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Alright what ever guys dont blame me for your crap insurance and really ...
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