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Old 04-06-2014, 02:17 PM   #3801
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Dear lifted f350, Thanks for running me off of 395 last night. You should use your mirrors and look before changing lanes. Im glad there was a cop behind me that witnessed it. Hope you got a ticket. Sincerely, Pissed off impreza owner
He probably couldn't see you because of his flipped up tow mirrors(for that huge payload he was undoubtedly carrying), 24" diameter stacks, multiple programmers, and mountains of coal he was rolling.

P.s. I feel your pain.
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Old 04-06-2014, 03:21 PM   #3802
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Dear Max(ima) driver,
You have exactly 0/3 brake lights on your car working. You should fix that.
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Old 04-06-2014, 10:19 PM   #3803
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Not all minivan drivers are the usual soccer moms.I must admit.My wife had an AWD Town and Country.That thing was a drifting beast in the snow.She used to enjoy the looks on peoples faces when they would see a "red minivan" going up the street sideways 50+ feet at a time.I may grow old but i refuse to grow up.
Not even gonna lie, I drove the Town and Country last night since I was a DD. I thought he accelerator was super sensetive and the ride felt great
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:38 PM   #3804
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Dear every driver of a BMW in the history of forever,

Do I really need to say anymore?
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:43 PM   #3805
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You can through mercedes drivers in there too
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:50 PM   #3806
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You can through mercedes drivers in there too
What are you putting through Mercedes drivers? Sounds kinky.


Dear Jetta TDI driver,

You faked me out a bit, I thought you were gonna take a left and I would broadside you. Also, I want your car.

Dear distastefully modded Civic SI 'yo look how flat my brim is' white kid driver,

Stop texting while driving. Also...
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Old 04-11-2014, 08:05 AM   #3807
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Dear 08+ blue wrx with the license plate subison stop driving like an asshat your giving us all bad names. Thanks
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:18 PM   #3808
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that's as bad as the typical "massachusetts left hand turn". Taking a left? turn your wheels before the coast is clear (definite no-no, what if you get rear ended?) and then start to creep into oncoming traffic until someone is forced to stop to let you you through.

Lane creepers stopping traffic drive me out of my mind. If you weren't trying to kill me, I would have just let you go.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:21 PM   #3809
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Dear new Ford Taurus SHO,

I don't want to race you just because we're sharing the road for two seconds. I'm actually just going to work and tired.

Thanks!
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:36 PM   #3810
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Dear Brand New Corvette Driver,

Was loads of fun on the Quabbin loop early that morning that shall remain nameless.

Coffee was good, banter was better. My son loved sitting in your car.

Good car people.
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Old 04-21-2014, 03:47 AM   #3811
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Dear CTS coupe,

Your car is really sharp and everything, but cutting unnecessarily hard between lanes on 128 at WOT isn't doing anything for your street cred. You're lucky you didn't lose the tail and hit anyone coming off of 93. Also lucky I wasn't close enough to see your reg number because that kinda driving can only be 1. Diarrhea or 2. Stolen car.

Sincerely,
Bowels in tact
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Old 04-21-2014, 05:53 PM   #3812
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Dear 350z driver,

please don't waste my time and yours bringing your girlfriend to the self car wash and trying to teach her about how to clean your car when she obviously isn't having fun or doesn't care. And when she asks for the keys so she can sit inside your car, please don't continue to wax your car inside the wash bay while a line of waiting patrons is forming behind you.

PS: Your paint is full of swirls and looks horrible anyway.

Sincerely,
The guy who knows your girl better than you do.
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Old 04-25-2014, 10:43 AM   #3813
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Dear driver of the black escalade on rt3 south this morning @645
You sir without doubt with the asshat of the week award, when you over shoot the 128 south ramp by 100 feet you do not stop and reverse with your hazard lights on. Die jackass
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Old 04-25-2014, 10:51 AM   #3814
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Dear driver of the black escalade on rt3 south this morning @645
You sir without doubt with the asshat of the week award, when you over shoot the 128 south ramp by 100 feet you do not stop and reverse with your hazard lights on. Die jackass
Sincerely
The guy that was late thanks to you
The only time I wish there were more cops on the road....

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Not all minivan drivers are the usual soccer moms.I must admit.My wife had an AWD Town and Country.That thing was a drifting beast in the snow.She used to enjoy the looks on peoples faces when they would see a "red minivan" going up the street sideways 50+ feet at a time.I may grow old but i refuse to grow up.
My wife has been to a Skip Barber school and the TON winter course. Her Odyssey has IRS and can do 0-60 in 7.3 seconds: about the same as a '70's 911.

However, it does not have seat belts for a Labrador Retriever so her shenanigans are constrained.....
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Old 04-25-2014, 11:12 AM   #3815
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about the same as a '70's 911.
And a 2013 BRZ
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:13 PM   #3816
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Dear Toyota solara,
You were up my ass when I was going 65-70 in a 50 zone and you almost hit a limo trying to pass me.

Thanks, pissed off subie
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:43 PM   #3817
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Dear housewife in the CR-V:

It was super entertaining watching you think that you were carving me up on the left hand side, only to find yourself actually in the left turn only lane and then launching over the median in front of Kappy's on 114. The light show of blinkers, sparks, and panic braking while trying to get back on the road in front of me was a nice touch. Your new car hates you.

Truthfully yours,
Just driving home in the rain
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Old 04-27-2014, 10:10 PM   #3818
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Dear housewife in the CR-V:

It was super entertaining watching you think that you were carving me up on the left hand side, only to find yourself actually in the left turn only lane and then launching over the median in front of Kappy's on 114. The light show of blinkers, sparks, and panic braking while trying to get back on the road in front of me was a nice touch. Your new car hates you.

Truthfully yours,
Just driving home in the rain
oh my, people get exceptionally dumb at that intersection. after 10 years of navigating it, i've decided aggressive is the best weapon.
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:04 PM   #3819
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Dear young-ish Asian dude driving the Hyundai Genesis with New York plates,
I find myself trying to come up with a valid reason that would cause you to do 50 down the tiny car-covered streets surrounding the Bunker Hill monument. Alas, I have failed, and can only presume that you're just a massive idiot with more horsepower than brains.
Yours,
Potential target.
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:55 PM   #3820
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Dear Camry Driver,

When the right lane ends and I'm in front of you in the left lane and I've let the car in front of me in the right lane in, you do not get to go in front of me. And since my car is an 11-year-old POS, I'm definitely not giving you the lane. I was amused by your proclaiming me number one and laying on the horn. I hope my return salute and momentary shift into reverse was well-received.

I more amused by you pulling out your cell-phone and taking pictures of my car, I hope you liked it when I turned around and gave a friendly wave. I was less amused by your keeping the phone at 12-o'clock on the wheel for the next 18 miles after you go around me, crossing both yellow and white lines and tailgating the motorcycle in front of you. The motorcycle was obviously even less amused, since he took it upon himself to do a triple pass with oncoming traffic to get away from your cellphone camera using while driving posterior.

Be thankful I needed to get someplace and was mellow enough to NOT get out at one of the traffic lights and put the junk cylinder head in the back of the car through your ****ing windshield. Oh, and DIAF, mother****er.
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:22 PM   #3821
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Dear x5, when there are 2 left turn lanes you do not merge into the far lane when you start in the near lane.
Sincerely, the guy you almost sideswiped. Dumb bitch.
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:21 PM   #3822
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Dear people 'driving' in the rain,

It's bad enough people like you have started using their hazard lights in the rain.
What's even worse is that you all hang out in the center lane of Rt. 287, doing 20 MPH under the speed limit, with your hazard lights on.
Seriously?

Regards,
Knows how to drive in the rain
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:04 AM   #3823
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Dear every honda in Willimantic,

I don't want to race holmes, sorry.

Sincerely,
Responsible WRX owner.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:29 PM   #3824
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Dear Silver Maxima on McGrath O'Brien highway,

You were in the left turn only lane. I must say that when the light turned green I did not expect you to gun it and cut across three lanes of traffic to turn right. Gotta hand it to you, I didn't see that move coming! But I did see you coming, just in time to slam on my brakes as you cut in front of us.

I don't even...

Sincerely,

The guy driving straight from the middle lane
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:46 PM   #3825
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Dear Silver FRS Please rev your engine more and slowly pull away from me while I do the speed limit. The smile that creeps across my face when I put my car into S# is a big one. Let me tell you about how fast your car is compared to mine............ Please don't be a sick on the road just because of my car. I like going the speed limit and keeping my gas mileage above average. 19.8 is amazing to me now haha

Sincerely

My tail lights.
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