The Colony

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:31 PM

New show on Discovery. It's basically masturbatory post-apocalyptic fantasy come true. 10 people picked to rebuild society after a virus wipes out humanity.

I'm not usually a reality TV fan, but the premise makes my weiner stand up all by itself.

Starts July 21st at 10pm.

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Ripper_AWD · 07-16-2009, 02:32 PM

I'd be the town rapist.

skifree1260 · 07-16-2009, 02:32 PM

Any links for the ads?

skifree1260 · 07-16-2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderTB

New show on Discovery. It's basically masturbatory post-apocalyptic fantasy come true. 10 people picked to rebuild society after a virus wipes out humanity.

I'm not usually a reality TV fan, but the premise makes my weiner stand up all by itself.

Starts July 21st at 10pm.

Wait...wait.

By rebuild society, do you mean they have to bone to make babies?

*crosses fingers*

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:35 PM

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/colony.html

BurntToACrisp · 07-16-2009, 02:35 PM

If these people were smart, they would see to it that a routine ganja harvest was a vital/key part of their community.

subysleeper · 07-16-2009, 02:35 PM

I'm interested in this show too. I think it could be great. I just hope they don't make it a "reality TV" show.

Asinine · 07-16-2009, 02:36 PM

Rule #1: The integrity of the communal water supply is of paramount importance. Anyone polluting the supply will be punished harshly.

Rule #2: None shall take from the communal food supply without in turn replenishing it.

Rule #3: The new age of consent is fourteen.

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subysleeper

I'm interested in this show too. I think it could be great. I just hope they don't make it a "reality TV" show.

There's no indication that it's a Survivor style voting off game show, which would've killed it for me.

r0bman · 07-16-2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

Rule #1: The integrity of the communal water supply is of paramount importance. Anyone polluting the supply will be punished harshly.

Rule #2: None shall take from the communal food supply without in turn replenishing it.

Rule #3: The new age of consent is fourteen.

Rule #4: Sorry. You're going to have to bang your sister at some point.

Gundoo · 07-16-2009, 02:37 PM

it would be fun to work out the family tree.

"alright, whos ****ing who this month?"

Asinine · 07-16-2009, 02:39 PM

Maybe someone can start a "The Colon" parrot for us.

Gundoo · 07-16-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Asinine

Maybe someone can start a "The Colon" parrot for us.

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not it!

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:40 PM

Kaiser · 07-16-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Asinine

Rule #3: The new age of consent is fourteen.

Goddamn tyrant!

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:42 PM

BGPunk2001 · 07-16-2009, 02:43 PM

Fallout 3 - Live Action Edition.

Pain++ · 07-16-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gundoo

it would be fun to work out the family tree.

I find this...disturbing, to say the least.

JjSwee · 07-16-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gundoo

it would be fun to work out the family tree.

"alright, whos ****ing who this month?"

They would pick by the big family tree wheel:

That chick is doing the thriller dance!

vividwrx13 · 07-16-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ripper_AWD

I'd be the town rapist.

giggity

Gundoo · 07-16-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JjSwee

They would pick by the big family tree wheel:

That chick is doing the thriller dance!

nah dude. i think you would have to have an exact plan with so few people. random assignment would just get you kids with flippers

Kaiser · 07-16-2009, 02:50 PM

Ok, you know what? **** you, The Colony. **** you and your hacky 'scanlines' effect!

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/the-...nt-begins.html

REALLY?!? TVs don't have scanlines anymore! Why not make the pic black & white and have Walter freakin Cronkite do the voiceover??

StriderTB · 07-16-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaiser

Ok, you know what? **** you, The Colony. **** you and your hacky 'scanlines' effect!

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/the-...nt-begins.html

REALLY?!? TVs don't have scanlines anymore! Why not make the pic black & white and have Walter freakin Cronkite do the voiceover??

I want a test pattern with a big-ass Indian Chief head.

Reflex-Arc · 07-16-2009, 02:56 PM

Wirelessly posted (Ovaltine Decoder: BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.148 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives.

Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland.

Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

Kaiser · 07-16-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderTB

I want a test pattern with a big-ass Indian Chief head.

HOYAheyaheyaHOYAheyaheyaheya...

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07-16-2009, 02:31 PM	#1
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!	The Colony New show on Discovery. It's basically masturbatory post-apocalyptic fantasy come true. 10 people picked to rebuild society after a virus wipes out humanity. I'm not usually a reality TV fan, but the premise makes my weiner stand up all by itself. Starts July 21st at 10pm. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

07-16-2009, 02:32 PM	#2
Ripper_AWD Scooby Specialist Member#: 7774 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Vehicle: **** just got SPARKLY.	I'd be the town rapist.

07-16-2009, 02:32 PM	#3
skifree1260 Scooby Newbie Member#: 23882 Join Date: Sep 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: 2003 fast and danger and I like	Any links for the ads?

07-16-2009, 02:35 PM	#5
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!	http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/colony.html

07-16-2009, 02:35 PM	#6
BurntToACrisp Scooby Newbie Member#: 194840 Join Date: Nov 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: NH	If these people were smart, they would see to it that a routine ganja harvest was a vital/key part of their community.

07-16-2009, 02:35 PM	#7
subysleeper Scooby Newbie Member#: 59144 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: FBHIC Vehicle: ... My car is Front-Mid Engine	I'm interested in this show too. I think it could be great. I just hope they don't make it a "reality TV" show.

07-16-2009, 02:36 PM	#8
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	Rule #1: The integrity of the communal water supply is of paramount importance. Anyone polluting the supply will be punished harshly. Rule #2: None shall take from the communal food supply without in turn replenishing it. Rule #3: The new age of consent is fourteen.

07-16-2009, 02:37 PM	#11
Gundoo Scooby Specialist Member#: 34112 Join Date: Mar 2003 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Houston Vehicle: 1973 Saturn V rocket i want a pet zebra	it would be fun to work out the family tree. "alright, whos ****ing who this month?"

07-16-2009, 02:39 PM	#12
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	Maybe someone can start a "The Colon" parrot for us.

07-16-2009, 02:40 PM	#14
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!	<touches nose>

07-16-2009, 02:42 PM	#16
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!

07-16-2009, 02:43 PM	#17
BGPunk2001 Scooby Specialist Member#: 46134 Join Date: Oct 2003 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: RIP Roger Lauderdale	Fallout 3 - Live Action Edition.

07-16-2009, 02:50 PM	#22
Kaiser Scooby Specialist Member#: 7170 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: CT Vehicle: Aut Kaiser, aut nullus.	Ok, you know what? ** you, The Colony. ** you and your hacky 'scanlines' effect! http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/the-...nt-begins.html REALLY?!? TVs don't have scanlines anymore! Why not make the pic black & white and have Walter freakin Cronkite do the voiceover??

07-16-2009, 02:56 PM	#24
Reflex-Arc Scooby Specialist Member#: 1703 Join Date: Jun 2000 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: In the computer Vehicle: 2005 Hyosung GT650R Red	Wirelessly posted (Ovaltine Decoder: BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.148 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.