[serious thread] Move over Sharkbait, it's my turn to vent about work.

chris619 · 08-06-2009, 12:31 PM

No C/Ns. It's not that long. Trust me, it's worth reading.

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:

First, there is this model wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian because every time I see her talking to the 'hot-stupid chick' there's a constant huge smile on her face.

But the true winner of the bunch has got to be the ****ing stoner-looking douche. This guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, i'm pretty sure he is baked before he comes to work, during work and of course, after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, for christ sakes. He's also constantly hungry, requiring snacks before his huge McDonalds or Burger King lunch that he gets every ****ing day.

Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysterieds and ****.

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Temp · 08-06-2009, 12:33 PM

What about the dog?

Brock31 · 08-06-2009, 12:33 PM

What kind of van are we talking about?

Poekin · 08-06-2009, 12:34 PM

I always thought you liked your job

I could have sworn i heard you say how nice all the women are at the office.

Jard · 08-06-2009, 12:34 PM

3/10

Would have been higher with the dog.

jpicheva · 08-06-2009, 12:35 PM

Wait -- so you're Fred?

Hypernoodle · 08-06-2009, 12:36 PM

Give chick #2 a makeover. You know, like in the movies it always turns gals into perfect 10's. Get her contacts, a good hairdo, some makeup, and a decent outfit.

...then take her on a date.

Nothing hotter than a smart hawt chick.

Follow-through, and you'll stop complaining.

cordizzle · 08-06-2009, 12:36 PM

what do you do for a living?

edit: I get it now

chris619 · 08-06-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jard

3/10

Would have been higher with the dog.

<---- click

rogue · 08-06-2009, 12:36 PM

I admit, this one took me a minute. I only got it because of Jard.

chris619 · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poekin

I always thought you liked your job

I could have sworn i heard you say how nice all the women are at the office.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cordizzle

what do you do for a living?

2 so far

Hypernoodle · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpicheva

Wait -- so you're Fred?

Wasn't Fred the questionably gay one with the ascot?

NashWRX · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Oh... I get it!

Jard · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris619

<---- click

OT is not /b.

aod · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poekin

I always thought you liked your job

I could have sworn i heard you say how nice all the women are at the office.

You missed something huge about his post. There are clues in there if you follow them. Otherwise, it may just remain a mystery and you'll never know who is behind the haunting of your store. Those meddling Goodwill kids! :shakes fist:

chris619 · 08-06-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue

I admit, this one took me a minute. I only got it because of Jard.

if i mentioned the dog, it would NOT have been as sneaky

read the actual picture i got this from (click the LOL smiley on my previous post) it's way better with the dog! funny as **** but not as believable.

RastaMon · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

Needs moar pics, and the pics can be completely random.

PGH'02RS · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

so you're saying you're a closeted homosexual that wears preppy clothes?

boxered · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

I almost took a pic of teh SA national HQ in DC this summer. Then I saw this chick.

brendan_mac · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

Your scarf is gay.

chris619 · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jard

OT is not /b.

i know it's not (this is why i try to never directly link those stupid /b/ screenshots) this one was just too good to pass on.

but this was funny as **** and it got me good so i'm hoping to trick some poor bastards and so far it grabbed a couple.

Hypernoodle · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jard

OT is not /b.

WTF is "/b" ?

ZMANNH25rs · 08-06-2009, 12:39 PM

I could go for a scooby snack right about now...

jpicheva · 08-06-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brendan_mac

Your scarf is gay.

ASCOT. Your ASCOT is gay.

I25 · 08-06-2009, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypernoodle

WTF is "/b" ?

Its what the new**** call /b/

08-06-2009, 12:31 PM	#1
chris619 NASIOC Supporter Member#: 59470 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Vehicle: i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread	[serious thread] Move over Sharkbait, it's my turn to vent about work. No C/Ns. It's not that long. Trust me, it's worth reading. My job is so **ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with: First, there is this model wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian because every time I see her talking to the 'hot-stupid chick' there's a constant huge smile on her face. But the true winner of the bunch has got to be the ing stoner-looking douche. This guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, i'm pretty sure he is baked before he comes to work, during work and of course, after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, for christ sakes. He's also constantly hungry, requiring snacks before his huge McDonalds or Burger King lunch that he gets every ing day. Anyways, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysterieds and *. Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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08-06-2009, 12:33 PM	#2
Temp Scooby Newbie Member#: 176760 Join Date: Apr 2008 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: South Central PA Vehicle: 2004 WRX 99 Vette 03 CBR954RR	What about the dog?

08-06-2009, 12:33 PM	#3
Brock31 Scooby Specialist Member#: 128115 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Wilmington, NC Vehicle: 2004 4EAT Wagon PSM enginuity is cool	What kind of van are we talking about?

08-06-2009, 12:34 PM	#4
Poekin Scooby Specialist Member#: 118827 Join Date: Jun 2006 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Baltimore, MD Vehicle: 2006 WRX Limited CGM Agile Tuned 315hp/356tq	I always thought you liked your job I could have sworn i heard you say how nice all the women are at the office.

08-06-2009, 12:34 PM	#5
Jard In the Silly Seat Moderator Member#: 34935 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Real Murrland Faces! Vehicle: SPB- $280 mother**** dollars bucks monies cash	3/10 Would have been higher with the dog.

08-06-2009, 12:35 PM	#6
jpicheva Scooby Specialist Member#: 68407 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Raleighwood Vehicle: 2005 Saabaru swirly black	Wait -- so you're Fred?

08-06-2009, 12:36 PM	#7
Hypernoodle Scooby Specialist Member#: 12391 Join Date: Nov 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: MY/BALOGNA/HAS/A/FIRST/NAME... Vehicle: t3h cute stuartist pinch their butt	Give chick #2 a makeover. You know, like in the movies it always turns gals into perfect 10's. Get her contacts, a good hairdo, some makeup, and a decent outfit. ...then take her on a date. Nothing hotter than a smart hawt chick. Follow-through, and you'll stop complaining.

08-06-2009, 12:36 PM	#8
cordizzle Scooby Newbie Member#: 55109 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Allentown PA Vehicle: 2002 WRX Black	what do you do for a living? edit: I get it now

08-06-2009, 12:36 PM	#10
rogue Really, Bacdoc? Moderator Member#: 7977 Join Date: Jul 2001 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Sterling, VA Vehicle: ... Cause of death: Being 12 bucks.	I admit, this one took me a minute. I only got it because of Jard.

08-06-2009, 12:37 PM	#13
NashWRX Scooby Specialist Member#: 143571 Join Date: Mar 2007 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Gas chamber, somewhere playful Vehicle: ... Rivas dubbed Smart-ass...	Oh... I get it!

08-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#17
RastaMon Scooby Newbie Member#: 106431 Join Date: Jan 2006 Vehicle: O O \__/	Needs moar pics, and the pics can be completely random.

08-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#18
PGH'02RS Scooby Newbie Member#: 17975 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pittsburgh Vehicle: 2004 WRX STi Platinum Silver Pearl	so you're saying you're a closeted homosexual that wears preppy clothes?

08-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#19
boxered Scooby Specialist Member#: 61884 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Is it snowing yet?	I almost took a pic of teh SA national HQ in DC this summer. Then I saw this chick.

08-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#20
brendan_mac Scooby Specialist Member#: 125055 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Victoria Vehicle: I've got Ham, But I'm not a Hamster.	Your scarf is gay.

08-06-2009, 12:39 PM	#23
ZMANNH25rs Scooby Newbie Member#: 9401 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Be more conscious... Vehicle: . Truth is a pathless land...	I could go for a scooby snack right about now...