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Old 08-16-2009, 09:22 PM   #1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A bride in Germany spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a car and had to be rescued by police when the BMW began to overheat in the sun.
Police in the western city of Cologne said Monday the inebriated 30-year-old remained unconscious even after they smashed the car window to get her out.
"Only after being shaken several times did she eventually regain consciousness," police said in a statement.
Still clad in her wedding dress, the dazed woman had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were, police said.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:24 PM   #2
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:32 PM   #4
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:03 PM   #5
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:13 PM   #7
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:16 PM   #8
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Wait... she had to "scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were"... ... She's *inside* the car... ... ... where... the locks are. And ... she goes through a broken window.





They should have left her in the car.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:17 PM   #9
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the dazed woman had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were, police said.
wut? What do knowing where the car keys are or where her husband is have to do with unlocking a car from the INSIDE after smashing a window?
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:18 PM   #10
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:24 PM   #11
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I know on my G8 you cant unlock an individual door, you have to use the central locking button to get out.
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Old 08-17-2009, 02:08 AM   #16
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wut? What do knowing where the car keys are or where her husband is have to do with unlocking a car from the INSIDE after smashing a window?

hmmmm....I wonder.
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its like the time when I locked my keys out of the car....
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The sad part is people have actually done this^^^.
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Old 08-17-2009, 02:35 PM   #24
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i remember lockin my friend in my black on black leather 323i in 95 degree heat, he couldnt find the unlock button restin on the center console.... hilarious!
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