what do you get a eco douchebag for a b-day present?

clawdnb · 08-25-2009, 04:05 PM

it's my roommates birthday on friday, and I have been trying to think of something to pick up so I don't look like a total jerkoff showing up empty handed to the party later that night for him

he's way into the 'organic' eco douche stuff...wastes all his money at whole foods and whatnot, is always preaching about how healthy he is and ****.....past that all he really does is go to the gym and spin records

im drawing a blank on what to get.....any suggestions?

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Kiel · 08-25-2009, 04:06 PM

Plastic bags full of McDonalds and aerosol cans

unamused · 08-25-2009, 04:06 PM

Reusable grocery bags, with your face on them.

o_

boxered · 08-25-2009, 04:06 PM

Crocodile skin wallet.

ScubaruImpreza05 · 08-25-2009, 04:07 PM

A Triton V-10 E-350 on 36" Mud boggers.

GodWhomIsMike · 08-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Take a dump in a clay flower pot and stuff a plant into it. Tell him it's a plant growing in natural organic materials.

97whitesi · 08-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clawdnb

it's my roommates birthday on friday, and I have been trying to think of something to pick up so I don't look like a total jerkoff showing up empty handed to the party later that night for him

he's way into the 'organic' eco douche stuff...wastes all his money at whole foods and whatnot, is always preaching about how healthy he is and ****.....past that all he really does is go to the gym and spin records

im drawing a blank on what to get.....any suggestions?

a case of his favorite beer or a 1/5 of his favorite classy liquor

Asinine · 08-25-2009, 04:08 PM

A fleshlight with a vinyl tube attached to the end. That way he can make recycling an even bigger part of his life.

Kaiser · 08-25-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clawdnb

im drawing a blank on what to get.....any suggestions?

A sack of bitterness to match yours?

doubledribble · 08-25-2009, 04:09 PM

get him a kitchen composter.

hikeeba · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

A LEGO set. Or a salad.

clawdnb · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

nah not bitter....just is the easiest way to describe the guy

and if he didnt preach about how much better his choices were....id have no real issue, some of the organic food he gets is pretty tasty

KidCorporate · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

McD's gift card. Or better yet, get ten with $1 each on them.

GodWhomIsMike · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

Light a giant tire fire in his honor.

TyrannoSullyRex · 08-25-2009, 04:11 PM

A half dozen used car batteries.

Eby · 08-25-2009, 04:11 PM

Go spend the money on yourself and then print him off a couple of these:

clawdnb · 08-25-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodWhomIsMike

Light a giant tire fire in his honor.

JSA · 08-25-2009, 04:13 PM

A box of recycled paper

Justin80 · 08-25-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clawdnb

+1

Or make a large gas fire and make him watch.

sb253 · 08-25-2009, 04:19 PM

make him a ragga mix

KATastrophic · 08-25-2009, 04:21 PM

a nalgene bottle for his vag.

Thaddy · 08-25-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sb253

make him a ragga mix

Ragga, not to be confused with the music genre...reggae.

Jack ffr1846 · 08-25-2009, 04:26 PM

Case of old and leaking cans of freon?

Asinine · 08-25-2009, 04:28 PM

I actually have a case of old in my basement.

scaryfastskier · 08-25-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaddy

Ragga, not to be confused with the music genre...reggae.

Ragga is also a music genre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragga

grant

08-25-2009, 04:05 PM	#1
clawdnb Scooby Specialist Member#: 98793 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate Vehicle: 05 Stoobaru Legmacy	what do you get a eco douchebag for a b-day present? it's my roommates birthday on friday, and I have been trying to think of something to pick up so I don't look like a total jerkoff showing up empty handed to the party later that night for him he's way into the 'organic' eco douche stuff...wastes all his money at whole foods and whatnot, is always preaching about how healthy he is and ***.....past that all he really does is go to the gym and spin records im drawing a blank on what to get.....any suggestions? Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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08-25-2009, 04:06 PM	#2
Kiel Scooby Specialist Member#: 133439 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Drexel Hill, PA Vehicle: 2003 WRX Sonic Yellow - Stage Taxi	Plastic bags full of McDonalds and aerosol cans

08-25-2009, 04:06 PM	#3
unamused Scooby Newbie Member#: 92776 Join Date: Aug 2005 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: under pressure Vehicle: o6 black speeding	Reusable grocery bags, with your face on them. o_

08-25-2009, 04:06 PM	#4
boxered Scooby Specialist Member#: 61884 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Is it snowing yet?	Crocodile skin wallet.

08-25-2009, 04:07 PM	#5
ScubaruImpreza05 Scooby Specialist Member#: 74041 Join Date: Nov 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: A-town PA Vehicle: I Like PIE!	A Triton V-10 E-350 on 36" Mud boggers.

08-25-2009, 04:07 PM	#6
GodWhomIsMike Scooby Specialist Member#: 102287 Join Date: Dec 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Hawley, PA Vehicle: 2009 Forester XT Ltd OBP	Take a dump in a clay flower pot and stuff a plant into it. Tell him it's a plant growing in natural organic materials.

08-25-2009, 04:08 PM	#8
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	A fleshlight with a vinyl tube attached to the end. That way he can make recycling an even bigger part of his life.

08-25-2009, 04:09 PM	#10
doubledribble Scooby Specialist Member#: 42912 Join Date: Sep 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Newark, DE Vehicle: 2003 Outback Sport bird **** & door dings	get him a kitchen composter.

08-25-2009, 04:10 PM	#11
hikeeba Scooby Specialist Member#: 89165 Join Date: Jun 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: SE WI Vehicle: Meow Meow Kitty Zoom Melange still races...	A LEGO set. Or a salad.

08-25-2009, 04:10 PM	#13
KidCorporate Scooby Newbie Member#: 199947 Join Date: Jan 2009	McD's gift card. Or better yet, get ten with $1 each on them.

08-25-2009, 04:11 PM	#15
TyrannoSullyRex Scooby Guru Member#: 8891 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: International Location: Houston, TX Vehicle: 2002 WRX Silver '02 SV650	A half dozen used car batteries.

08-25-2009, 04:11 PM	#16
Eby Scooby Specialist Member#: 1305 Join Date: Apr 2000 Chapter/Region: AKIC	Go spend the money on yourself and then print him off a couple of these:

08-25-2009, 04:13 PM	#18
JSA Scooby Newbie Member#: 154320 Join Date: Jul 2007 Chapter/Region: TXIC Vehicle: 2002 Grandpa Wagon With a small FP Green...	A box of recycled paper

08-25-2009, 04:19 PM	#20
sb253 Scooby Specialist Member#: 28700 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: your girlfriends bed Vehicle: 47 S14 neon white	make him a ragga mix

08-25-2009, 04:21 PM	#21
KATastrophic Scooby Newbie Member#: 161781 Join Date: Oct 2007 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: SLC, UT Vehicle: 02 WRX & 91 240sx Aspen White & Pearl White	a nalgene bottle for his vag.

08-25-2009, 04:26 PM	#23
Jack ffr1846 Ernie Ball Music Man Moderator Member#: 13699 Join Date: Dec 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Hopkinton, MA Vehicle: 2008 LGT Having Vendor Relations	Case of old and leaking cans of freon?

08-25-2009, 04:28 PM	#24
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	I actually have a case of old in my basement.