If you replaced "God" with "the sun" in the bible wouldn't it all still make sense?

aerostar · 10-07-2009, 03:44 AM

I mean, everything that happens would make sense, no?

Omnipresent, there during the day, reflects off moon at night.

Giver of all life.

One day will come back to the Earth, aka consume it when it turns giant.

luls nice random 3am thought of the day

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felixk · 10-07-2009, 03:45 AM

Do not worship any other sun!

Whitford · 10-07-2009, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aerostar

I mean, everything that happens would make sense, no?

Omnipresent, there during the day, reflects off moon at night.

Giver of all life.

One day will come back to the Earth, aka consume it when it turns giant.

luls nice random 3am thought of the day

Lamb155716 · 10-07-2009, 03:46 AM

that's a lovely looking hand

Whitford · 10-07-2009, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamb155716

that's a lovely looking hand

I was saving it for a Sharkbait thread but she bailed.

r0bman · 10-07-2009, 03:47 AM

^

... honestly, kiddo, that's a profound thought. If it were your original, I'd be slightly impressed. But it's not, so... I'm not.

escos · 10-07-2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

^

... honestly, kiddo, that's a profound thought. If it were your original, I'd be slightly impressed. But it's not, so... I'm not.

That's just about exactly where I am also

Lamb155716 · 10-07-2009, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Whitford

I was saving it for a Sharkbait thread but she bailed.

that's unfortunate... you should go use it on some subygal posts
let us know how it goes

Boostzor · 10-07-2009, 03:51 AM

Yer all those "touched by god" types would now look like this:

im assuming thats Ra on the left.

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 03:56 AM

burnera · 10-07-2009, 03:57 AM

Short answer: no.

KingGalantVr4 · 10-07-2009, 03:59 AM

You know if you replace God with Jedi ...

obyone · 10-07-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aerostar

I mean, everything that happens would make sense, no?

Omnipresent, there during the day, reflects off moon at night.

Giver of all life.

One day will come back to the Earth, aka consume it when it turns giant.

luls nice random 3am thought of the day

Careful there....that's the Devil's talk.

r0bman · 10-07-2009, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KingGalantVr4

You know if you replace God with Jedi ...

... you'd fail miserably, and not understand dick about the Jedi Code.

... just sayin'

Whitford · 10-07-2009, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

... you'd fail miserably, and not understand dick about the Jedi Code.

... just sayin'

QUICK -

It was highly unwarranted to incorporate the Slave I at ALL into Episode 2.

Yea or nay?

rickeyj23 · 10-07-2009, 04:32 AM

Youtube George Carlin's rant on religion!

escos · 10-07-2009, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rickeyj23

Youtube George Carlin's rant on religion!

You youtube it and post the goddamn link.

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 04:40 AM

if you replaced god with lord vader

lord with captain kirk

prophet with breast implant

jehovah with obi wan

sin with skywalker

and

fire with light saber

it all makes perfect sense....

rickeyj23 · 10-07-2009, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by escos

You youtube it and post the goddamn link.

ummm...nah

Vostok 7 · 10-07-2009, 04:59 AM

Sundamned minivan.

Vostok 7

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aerostar Scooby Specialist Member#: 103512 Join Date: Dec 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NJ Vehicle: 2006 WRX WRB	If you replaced "God" with "the sun" in the bible wouldn't it all still make sense? I mean, everything that happens would make sense, no? Omnipresent, there during the day, reflects off moon at night. Giver of all life. One day will come back to the Earth, aka consume it when it turns giant. luls nice random 3am thought of the day * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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felixk Scooby Specialist Member#: 188019 Join Date: Aug 2008 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Jersey/ Morgantown WV Vehicle: 2002 WRB bugeye 200tooslow	Do not worship any other sun!

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r0bman Scooby Specialist Member#: 87015 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Goodyear, AZ Vehicle: - rouge says I'm dickier.	^ ... honestly, kiddo, that's a profound thought. If it were your original, I'd be slightly impressed. But it's not, so... I'm not.

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Boostzor Scooby Newbie Member#: 98170 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Perth, Western Australia Vehicle: 2005 Integra Type S Black	Yer all those "touched by god" types would now look like this: im assuming thats Ra on the left.

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rickeyj23 Scooby Newbie Member#: 38947 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Corvallis, OR Vehicle: 89 Chevy S-10 R/T White, where it has paint	Youtube George Carlin's rant on religion!

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Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	if you replaced god with lord vader lord with captain kirk prophet with breast implant jehovah with obi wan sin with skywalker and fire with light saber it all makes perfect sense....

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Vostok 7 Scooby Specialist Member#: 30209 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: air force is cool Vehicle: and they doesnt afraid of anything	Sundamned minivan. Vostok 7