I use public toilets and piss on the seat

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 04:27 AM

I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

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Hypernoodle · 10-07-2009, 04:27 AM

Ass hole.

escos · 10-07-2009, 04:29 AM

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 04:30 AM

While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

grannyshifter · 10-07-2009, 04:31 AM

escos · 10-07-2009, 04:31 AM

i'm An *******

KingGalantVr4 · 10-07-2009, 04:31 AM

you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado. Hot pink with wale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights ...

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 04:32 AM

Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

07Wagon · 10-07-2009, 04:32 AM

Two words: nuclear fiving weapons.

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 04:33 AM

OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

V6TurboTA · 10-07-2009, 04:47 AM

Haha... He randomly got off a bus and into a car with 2 girls (wife & daughter

)
at the hotel we were staying at for my Bro's wedding.

He looked pissed off.

Go Redsox!

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 01:55 PM

^

Hypernoodle · 10-07-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qcanfixit

^

Yeah, that was outta left-field.

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypernoodle

Yeah, that was outta left-field.

ZMANNH25rs · 10-07-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V6TurboTA

Haha... He randomly got off a bus and into a car with 2 girls (wife & daughter

)
at the hotel we were staying at for my Bro's wedding.

He looked pissed off.

Go Redsox!

It is just me or do all of those guys besides the one on the left look like cardboard cutout's ?

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 02:05 PM

they do

express_wagon · 10-07-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qcanfixit

I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Are you proud of it?

AWD>FWD · 10-07-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

It is just me or do all of those guys besides the one on the left look like cardboard cutout's ?

How funny would that be. "Ayyy I gonna post this online, be sooo famous."

BGPunk2001 · 10-07-2009, 02:06 PM

I would stab you.

Whitford · 10-07-2009, 02:10 PM

...I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Qcanfixit · 10-07-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by express_wagon

Are you proud of it?

sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BGPunk2001

I would stab you.

with your pen0r?

Hypernoodle · 10-07-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

It is just me or do all of those guys besides the one on the left look like cardboard cutout's ?

...look like cardboard cutout is what?

Qcanfixit · 10-10-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypernoodle

...look like cardboard cutout is what?

is a geodesic home for the homeless

Integra96 · 10-10-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V6TurboTA

Haha... He randomly got off a bus and into a car with 2 girls (wife & daughter

)
at the hotel we were staying at for my Bro's wedding.

He looked pissed off.

Go Redsox!

Oh hi Gary Busey

Jessie James · 10-10-2009, 06:41 PM

I used to own a 67 Cadillac convertible. That thing was tits.

10-07-2009, 04:27 AM	#1
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10-07-2009, 04:27 AM	#2
Hypernoodle Scooby Specialist Member#: 12391 Join Date: Nov 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: MY/BALOGNA/HAS/A/FIRST/NAME... Vehicle: t3h cute stuartist pinch their butt	Ass hole.

10-07-2009, 04:29 AM	#3
escos Scooby Newbie Member#: 144543 Join Date: Mar 2007 Chapter/Region: International Location: in their Japan Vehicle: * diluting their bloodlines	Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

10-07-2009, 04:30 AM	#4
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

10-07-2009, 04:31 AM	#5
grannyshifter Scooby Specialist Member#: 90312 Join Date: Jun 2005 Chapter/Region: International

10-07-2009, 04:31 AM	#7
KingGalantVr4 Scooby Newbie Member#: 121092 Join Date: Jul 2006 Chapter/Region: International Location: Space Station Vehicle: LOOK OUT BELOW! Re-entry is a &!^%#	you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado. Hot pink with wale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights ...

10-07-2009, 04:32 AM	#8
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

10-07-2009, 04:32 AM	#9
07Wagon Scooby Newbie Member#: 152718 Join Date: Jun 2007 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Citrus Heights, CA Vehicle: 2007 WRX Wagon	Two words: nuclear fiving weapons.

10-07-2009, 04:33 AM	#10
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

10-07-2009, 04:47 AM	#11
V6TurboTA Scooby Guru Member#: 9090 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: < of Boston Vehicle: 09 Forester Gump 02WRX->04STi->09Gump	Haha... He randomly got off a bus and into a car with 2 girls (wife & daughter ) at the hotel we were staying at for my Bro's wedding. He looked pissed off. Go Redsox!

10-07-2009, 01:55 PM	#12
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	^

10-07-2009, 02:05 PM	#16
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Fortress of Solitude, NYC Vehicle: 4002 Maximahhhhhhhh Q Wheel Drive	they do

10-07-2009, 02:06 PM	#19
BGPunk2001 Scooby Specialist Member#: 46134 Join Date: Oct 2003 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: RIP Roger Lauderdale	I would stab you.

10-07-2009, 02:10 PM	#20
Whitford NASIOC Supporter Member#: 97875 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Boys Town Vehicle: Das Bagger 288	...I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

10-10-2009, 06:41 PM	#25
Jessie James Scooby Specialist Member#: 2072 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Sterling, VA	I used to own a 67 Cadillac convertible. That thing was tits.