"They wouldn't let me play on the Pro-Tour anymore."

Hamsterstyle · 10-09-2009, 03:53 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Quote:

Golfer loses arm in gator attack
BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.

Hope he got the eye.

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Wagon Of Fury · 10-09-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamsterstyle

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Quite a course obstruction they have there. Sand traps are for sissies.

Jard · 10-09-2009, 03:54 PM

I've gotta hand it to you. That title is head and shoulders above what I expected.

RastaMon · 10-09-2009, 03:55 PM

sperry · 10-09-2009, 03:57 PM

What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.

-Kevlar- · 10-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Mulligan!!!!!!!! Please God A Mulligan!!!!!

Asinine · 10-09-2009, 03:59 PM

That water is a hazard!

Thug · 10-09-2009, 04:17 PM

It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.

wcbjr · 10-09-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thug

It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.

Get off me!

CameyDeuce · 10-09-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wcbjr

Get off me!

Just easin' the tension baby!

wcbjr · 10-09-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CameyDeuce

Just easin' the tension baby!

Well ease it on someone else!

ZaphodForty2 · 10-09-2009, 04:24 PM

He's lucky - most country clubs charge an arm AND a leg just to get in.

chris619 · 10-09-2009, 04:25 PM

What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

ItalianGuy · 10-09-2009, 04:27 PM

for this thread today. Let's keep the humor going.

"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

-=C=- · 10-09-2009, 04:56 PM

vapore0n · 10-09-2009, 04:58 PM

wow, sand traps and gator traps
That golfing course is fancy

ibwtp1

TarmacRally · 10-09-2009, 05:09 PM

Golfer: "Whew, sure is hot out here. I could go for some gatorade... AWHDUGHDIUONOENIN!!!!!!"

ascheier · 10-09-2009, 05:10 PM

You will not make this putt, ya jackass.

Machine Age Victim · 10-09-2009, 05:10 PM

You play it where it ****ing lies

chris619 · 10-09-2009, 05:14 PM

You wanna go to Red Lobster?

My treat!

Machine Age Victim · 10-09-2009, 05:16 PM

This is Shooter's thread

chris619 · 10-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Mister! Mister!!

Machine Age Victim · 10-09-2009, 05:19 PM

Where you going with those clubs, punk?

ItalianGuy · 10-09-2009, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris619

Mister! Mister!!

"Hey, you know that Mista! Mista! Lady? I think I just killed her!"

Machine Age Victim · 10-09-2009, 05:21 PM

You can trouble me for a tall glass of shut the hell up

read the nametag, grandma. You're in my world now

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10-09-2009, 03:54 PM	#3
Jard In the Silly Seat Moderator Member#: 34935 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Real Murrland Faces! Vehicle: SPB- $280 mother**** dollars bucks monies cash	I've gotta hand it to you. That title is head and shoulders above what I expected.

10-09-2009, 03:55 PM	#4
RastaMon Scooby Newbie Member#: 106431 Join Date: Jan 2006 Vehicle: O O \__/

10-09-2009, 03:57 PM	#5
sperry Scooby Specialist Member#: 8636 Join Date: Jul 2001 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Reno, NV Vehicle: 94 SVX, 02 WRX, 01 F-250 SuperDuty	What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.

10-09-2009, 03:58 PM	#6
-Kevlar- Scooby Guru Member#: 82378 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Lexington, SC	Mulligan!!!!!!!! Please God A Mulligan!!!!!

10-09-2009, 03:59 PM	#7
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	That water is a hazard!

10-09-2009, 04:17 PM	#8
Thug How May I Choke You? Moderator Member#: 603 Join Date: Dec 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua, NH Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Ltd. Blue	It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.

10-09-2009, 04:24 PM	#12
ZaphodForty2 Scooby Newbie Member#: 35397 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: CT Vehicle: 2003 Pathfinder Bitchin'	He's lucky - most country clubs charge an arm AND a leg just to get in.

10-09-2009, 04:25 PM	#13
chris619 NASIOC Supporter Member#: 59470 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Vehicle: i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread	What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

10-09-2009, 04:27 PM	#14
ItalianGuy Scooby Specialist Member#: 60685 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: By the beach Vehicle: bug eye WRB	for this thread today. Let's keep the humor going. "I eat pieces of ** like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of ** for breakfast?"

10-09-2009, 04:56 PM	#15
-=C=- Scooby Specialist Member#: 7719 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: OT 24/7 Vehicle: You are my new best friend, can I come over?

10-09-2009, 04:58 PM	#16
vapore0n Scooby Specialist Member#: 21356 Join Date: Jul 2002 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: MA Vehicle: 05 WRX STi worn out wite	wow, sand traps and gator traps That golfing course is fancy ibwtp1

10-09-2009, 05:09 PM	#17
TarmacRally Scooby Specialist Member#: 85805 Join Date: Apr 2005 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: If it moves & it shouldn't Vehicle: ... Duct tape.	Golfer: "Whew, sure is hot out here. I could go for some gatorade... AWHDUGHDIUONOENIN!!!!!!"

10-09-2009, 05:10 PM	#18
ascheier Scooby Specialist Member#: 121031 Join Date: Jul 2006 Chapter/Region: RMIC	You will not make this putt, ya jackass.

10-09-2009, 05:10 PM	#19
Machine Age Victim Scooby Specialist Member#: 29961 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: in the penis part of the USA Vehicle: 2005 Legacy wagon 2001 Kawasaki ZR-7S	You play it where it ****ing lies

10-09-2009, 05:14 PM	#20
chris619 NASIOC Supporter Member#: 59470 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Vehicle: i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread	You wanna go to Red Lobster? My treat!

10-09-2009, 05:16 PM	#21
Machine Age Victim Scooby Specialist Member#: 29961 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: in the penis part of the USA Vehicle: 2005 Legacy wagon 2001 Kawasaki ZR-7S	This is Shooter's thread

10-09-2009, 05:19 PM	#23
Machine Age Victim Scooby Specialist Member#: 29961 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: in the penis part of the USA Vehicle: 2005 Legacy wagon 2001 Kawasaki ZR-7S	Where you going with those clubs, punk?

10-09-2009, 05:21 PM	#25
Machine Age Victim Scooby Specialist Member#: 29961 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: in the penis part of the USA Vehicle: 2005 Legacy wagon 2001 Kawasaki ZR-7S	You can trouble me for a tall glass of shut the hell up read the nametag, grandma. You're in my world now