spongy toilet seats

Cosworth · 10-15-2009, 12:31 PM

i hate them. they are like bacterial bellows that spew forth a zephyr of fecal coliform every time its open cell structure is compressed by some pansy-assed poof that can't handle a standard toilet seat. A man's toilet seat is covered with broken glass and fire, not chocolate sauce and gummi bears! kumite!

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StriderTB · 10-15-2009, 12:32 PM

All to get a bitch to shut up!

Brad Pittiful · 10-15-2009, 12:32 PM

the only soft thing that should be in a toilet is your stool

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:32 PM

Actually, I think a hard toilet seat covered with gummi bears would be awesome. I'd still make a toilet paper nest if it were a public restroom, but I'd appreciate the gummi bears under the paper.

Pheasant Plucker · 10-15-2009, 12:35 PM

Sharing toilet seats is yucky. I always take my own. And a screwdriver.

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pheasant Plucker

Sharing toilet seats is yucky. I always take my own. And a screwdriver.

That's not a bad idea. Except I'm going to bring a mojito.

NashWRX · 10-15-2009, 12:36 PM

Don't use a toilet... Problem solved.

hotelprowrx · 10-15-2009, 12:36 PM

Grandparents had them.
Hated the seats. Loved the grandparents.

Asi9 blows goats, as in gives them fellacio.

That's all I got.

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hotelprowrx

Grandparents had them.
Hated them.

That's all I got.

That's a pretty weak reason to hate your grandparents.

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 12:37 PM

There was some show that did a count of poop spores in the bathrooms. The least count was....on the toilet seat. Coz it's covered and protected by our massive asses while we poop. But poop spores were everywhere else. Incuding your tooth brush.

yankeesfan · 10-15-2009, 12:38 PM

That and the mats in front of the toilet. What if some dick misses? You think hes gonna tell you?

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

There was some show that did a count of poop spores in the bathrooms. The least count was....on the toilet seat. Coz it's covered and protected by our massive asses while we poop. But poop spores were everywhere else. Incuding your tooth brush.

Did they happen to count the dead ass skin on the seats?

Pheasant Plucker · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

That's a pretty weak reason to hate your grandparents.

No, I think he means he was bequeathed them?

ScoobyDoobyDoo · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

IBaidsfromatoiletseat

JjSwee · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

That's a pretty weak reason to hate your grandparents.

My grandparents had those spongy seats too.

chicken n waffles · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

real men s*** in a ditch

2K1 Carbon Blue · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheasant Plucker

Sharing toilet seats is yucky. I always take my own. And a screwdriver.

What you did there, I saw it.

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheasant Plucker

No, I think he means he was bequeathed them?

He hates them because that's all he was left in the will?

Makes sense now.

aod · 10-15-2009, 12:41 PM

They especially suck when they get a crack in them and it wants to pinch/cut your buttcheek. Even worse are those ****ing fuzzy toilet lid covers. You have to hold up the lid and seat while you piss or else you risk getting a caulk slap by the toilet seat as it falls down.

NeLo · 10-15-2009, 12:42 PM

Even worse are small toilet seats with low seat to water clearance where you're wang's almost in the water

Pheasant Plucker · 10-15-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asinine

He hates them because that's all he was left in the will?

Makes sense now.

Yes. I have some apple mint growing nicely.

markman · 10-15-2009, 12:44 PM

I HATE those spongy seats.

1. They are soft, and toilet seats should be hard

2. They never get cold enough (I am weird and love a cold toilet seat- makes the poopy come out better. I've done extensive research. I think the cold affects yore sphincter or something).

3. If you put the seat up to take a piss, they ALWAYS fall down right when the flowing gets strongest

. There's nothing worse than having to slam on the brakes mid-stream to avoid hitting a falling spongy seat.

JjSwee · 10-15-2009, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aod

They especially suck when they get a crack in them and it wants to pinch/cut your buttcheek. Even worse are those ****ing fuzzy toilet lid covers. You have to hold up the lid and seat while you piss or else you risk getting a caulk slap by the toilet seat as it falls down.

While I agree with the complaint of the fuzzy lids (my parents have them), I must question your height when the lid would present a danger other than a messy cleanup.

Reflex-Arc · 10-15-2009, 12:45 PM

Wirelessly posted (Ovaltine Decoder: BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.148 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

I, too, am uncomfortable with the spongy toilet seat movement.

greenman · 10-15-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by yankeesfan

That and the mats in front of the toilet. What if some dick misses? You think hes gonna tell you?

The absolute worst is people that have carpeted bathrooms...WTF is the deal there. I dont even want to know what ecosystem cesspool is hanging out in those musty stinky discolored carpet fibers right under the toilet's "crab" zone...

10-15-2009, 12:31 PM	#1
Cosworth Scooby Specialist Member#: 3887 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Middletown, NJ Vehicle: 08 Taco, 98 M3/4/5 '00 RC51, '08 KTM	spongy toilet seats i hate them. they are like bacterial bellows that spew forth a zephyr of fecal coliform every time its open cell structure is compressed by some pansy-assed poof that can't handle a standard toilet seat. A man's toilet seat is covered with broken glass and fire, not chocolate sauce and gummi bears! kumite! * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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10-15-2009, 12:32 PM	#2
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!	All to get a bitch to shut up!

10-15-2009, 12:32 PM	#3
Brad Pittiful NASIOC Supporter Member#: 34931 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: A Town Called Malice Vehicle: Dee Dee Ramone says eat dope and potato chips	the only soft thing that should be in a toilet is your stool

10-15-2009, 12:32 PM	#4
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	Actually, I think a hard toilet seat covered with gummi bears would be awesome. I'd still make a toilet paper nest if it were a public restroom, but I'd appreciate the gummi bears under the paper.

10-15-2009, 12:35 PM	#5
Pheasant Plucker Scooby Newbie Member#: 62198 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Ohio, USA Vehicle: 2008 STI White/Ag	Sharing toilet seats is yucky. I always take my own. And a screwdriver.

10-15-2009, 12:36 PM	#7
NashWRX Scooby Specialist Member#: 143571 Join Date: Mar 2007 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Gas chamber, somewhere playful Vehicle: ... Rivas dubbed Smart-ass...	Don't use a toilet... Problem solved.

10-15-2009, 12:36 PM	#8
hotelprowrx Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Billyburg, VA Vehicle: 06TR 02 Bandit Hug your family. Now. Go.	Grandparents had them. Hated the seats. Loved the grandparents. Asi9 blows goats, as in gives them fellacio. That's all I got.

10-15-2009, 12:37 PM	#10
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic	There was some show that did a count of poop spores in the bathrooms. The least count was....on the toilet seat. Coz it's covered and protected by our massive asses while we poop. But poop spores were everywhere else. Incuding your tooth brush.

10-15-2009, 12:38 PM	#11
yankeesfan Scooby Specialist Member#: 182065 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Vehicle: 2005 STI Blue	That and the mats in front of the toilet. What if some dick misses? You think hes gonna tell you?

10-15-2009, 12:39 PM	#14
ScoobyDoobyDoo Scooby Newbie Member#: 45392 Join Date: Oct 2003 Chapter/Region: South East Location: The QC Vehicle: 2008 SGM 135i	IBaidsfromatoiletseat

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10-15-2009, 12:41 PM	#19
aod NASIOC Supporter Member#: 7121 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: :punch: This is from FBHIC! Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Red	They especially suck when they get a crack in them and it wants to pinch/cut your buttcheek. Even worse are those ****ing fuzzy toilet lid covers. You have to hold up the lid and seat while you piss or else you risk getting a caulk slap by the toilet seat as it falls down.

10-15-2009, 12:42 PM	#20
NeLo Scooby Newbie Member#: 117088 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Miami Vehicle: 2006 WRX	Even worse are small toilet seats with low seat to water clearance where you're wang's almost in the water

10-15-2009, 12:44 PM	#22
markman Scooby Newbie Member#: 93623 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Near Charlotte, NC Vehicle: Red Silverado 5.7L Red Bandito 0.4L	I HATE those spongy seats. 1. They are soft, and toilet seats should be hard 2. They never get cold enough (I am weird and love a cold toilet seat- makes the poopy come out better. I've done extensive research. I think the cold affects yore sphincter or something). 3. If you put the seat up to take a piss, they ALWAYS fall down right when the flowing gets strongest . There's nothing worse than having to slam on the brakes mid-stream to avoid hitting a falling spongy seat.

10-15-2009, 12:45 PM	#24
Reflex-Arc Scooby Specialist Member#: 1703 Join Date: Jun 2000 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: In the computer Vehicle: 2005 Hyosung GT650R Red	Wirelessly posted (Ovaltine Decoder: BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.148 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) I, too, am uncomfortable with the spongy toilet seat movement.