When my wife's massive obese cousin comes to me and says "I feel bloated!"...

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 12:47 PM

...there's only so much a man can handle before I give in and say "Yeah I notice, fa..." and then my wife elbows me. I wanted to FATTY! You know what it's like NOT to say something that needs to be said? Ugh.

Yes, my wife's mouth breathing bohemoth cousin was feeling bloated and gassy last night. And of all the people on this planet to speak to about it was me. I make fun of fat people. Except for him. Coz he lives with us and he's my wife's cousin and he pays rent.

FATTY!

Oh man....this does not compensate.

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yankeesfan · 10-15-2009, 12:51 PM

Next time just point your finger and tell her water is that way

Cole · 10-15-2009, 12:53 PM

brendan_mac · 10-15-2009, 12:55 PM

Keep her away from open flame.

chicken n waffles · 10-15-2009, 12:56 PM

no tittywop required

Asinine · 10-15-2009, 12:56 PM

"Men don't get bloated. Women get bloated. Your problem must be something else."

Georgethefierce · 10-15-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Asinine

"Men don't get bloated. Women get bloated. Your problem must be something else."

young woman they do they wooly!

GodWhomIsMike · 10-15-2009, 01:15 PM

Does her cousin have a butt stomach?

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 01:18 PM

What's a butt stomach?

Cole · 10-15-2009, 01:20 PM

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 01:24 PM

He's not quite there yet but on the way. He can't sit in his own SUV without being wedged between the seat and steering wheel. He has short stumpy arms and a big protruding belly.

alcoolaid · 10-15-2009, 01:35 PM

That's pretty nasty.

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 01:40 PM

How does he pee? I bet he wipes his butt with a rag on a stick.

Cole · 10-15-2009, 01:41 PM

I don't trust people who can't see their own privates without a mirror.

chicken n waffles · 10-15-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cole

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 02:19 PM

KaptainKandy · 10-15-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cole

That guy has huge ballz.

missnexa · 10-15-2009, 02:22 PM

Has anyone tried talking to him about the extra weight he's carrying around?

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missnexa

Has anyone tried talking to him about the extra weight he's carrying around?

I've never tried. I figured his dad already did. Prolly got depressed and ate all the chicken I cooked that one night.

Jons_uurx · 10-15-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopy

How does he pee? I bet he wipes his butt with a rag on a stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cole

I don't trust people who can't see their own privates without a mirror.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chicken n waffles

oh ****! I almost sharted!

rexfan555 · 10-15-2009, 02:29 PM

Wait wut?

Snoopy · 10-15-2009, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rexfan555

Wait wut?

Uh....WTF man! That's a kid!

rexfan555 · 10-15-2009, 02:35 PM

That's me.

chris619 · 10-15-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chicken n waffles

A+++ use of .gif

ZMANNH25rs · 10-15-2009, 02:50 PM

you should stick with him with a pin and then make that air-coming-out-of-a-balloon noise...

10-15-2009, 12:47 PM	#1
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic	When my wife's massive obese cousin comes to me and says "I feel bloated!"... ...there's only so much a man can handle before I give in and say "Yeah I notice, fa..." and then my wife elbows me. I wanted to FATTY! You know what it's like NOT to say something that needs to be said? Ugh. Yes, my wife's mouth breathing bohemoth cousin was feeling bloated and gassy last night. And of all the people on this planet to speak to about it was me. I make fun of fat people. Except for him. Coz he lives with us and he's my wife's cousin and he pays rent. FATTY! Oh man....this does not compensate. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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10-15-2009, 12:51 PM	#2
yankeesfan Scooby Specialist Member#: 182065 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Vehicle: 2005 STI Blue	Next time just point your finger and tell her water is that way

10-15-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
Cole Scooby Specialist Member#: 64219 Join Date: Jun 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NNJ + NESIC Interloper Vehicle: 2004 WRX FunWagon 2008 Legacy NA Hellastock

10-15-2009, 12:55 PM	#4
brendan_mac Scooby Specialist Member#: 125055 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Victoria Vehicle: I've got Ham, But I'm not a Hamster.	Keep her away from open flame.

10-15-2009, 12:56 PM	#5
chicken n waffles Scooby Specialist Member#: 98395 Join Date: Oct 2005 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: NoVA Vehicle: 09 LGT RITF	no tittywop required

10-15-2009, 12:56 PM	#6
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	"Men don't get bloated. Women get bloated. Your problem must be something else."

10-15-2009, 01:15 PM	#8
GodWhomIsMike Scooby Specialist Member#: 102287 Join Date: Dec 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Hawley, PA Vehicle: 2009 Forester XT Ltd OBP	Does her cousin have a butt stomach?

10-15-2009, 01:18 PM	#9
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic	What's a butt stomach?

10-15-2009, 01:20 PM	#10
Cole Scooby Specialist Member#: 64219 Join Date: Jun 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NNJ + NESIC Interloper Vehicle: 2004 WRX FunWagon 2008 Legacy NA Hellastock

10-15-2009, 01:24 PM	#11
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic	He's not quite there yet but on the way. He can't sit in his own SUV without being wedged between the seat and steering wheel. He has short stumpy arms and a big protruding belly.

10-15-2009, 01:35 PM	#12
alcoolaid Scooby Specialist Member#: 134949 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver, BC Vehicle: '07 SWP STi 511WHP Twinscroll T4 BW S300sx	That's pretty nasty.

10-15-2009, 01:40 PM	#13
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic	How does he pee? I bet he wipes his butt with a rag on a stick.

10-15-2009, 01:41 PM	#14
Cole Scooby Specialist Member#: 64219 Join Date: Jun 2004 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NNJ + NESIC Interloper Vehicle: 2004 WRX FunWagon 2008 Legacy NA Hellastock	I don't trust people who can't see their own privates without a mirror.

10-15-2009, 02:19 PM	#16
Snoopy Scooby Specialist Member#: 700 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: BANNED! Vehicle: 99 Impreza RS Silverthorn Metallic

10-15-2009, 02:22 PM	#18
missnexa Visiting NASIOC Timeout Member#: 116754 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Topping from below Vehicle: '06 STI oontz + yuck + threadkill	Has anyone tried talking to him about the extra weight he's carrying around?

10-15-2009, 02:29 PM	#21
rexfan555 Scooby Newbie Member#: 17058 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boulder Vehicle: 02 WRX Blaze Yellow	Wait wut?

10-15-2009, 02:35 PM	#23
rexfan555 Scooby Newbie Member#: 17058 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boulder Vehicle: 02 WRX Blaze Yellow	That's me.

10-15-2009, 02:50 PM	#25
ZMANNH25rs Scooby Newbie Member#: 9401 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Be more conscious... Vehicle: . Truth is a pathless land...	you should stick with him with a pin and then make that air-coming-out-of-a-balloon noise...