NYC otters. My Japanese friend is coMing to study. Can someone make sure he's not....

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:06 PM

Killed. Lol. Cool guy has 5 year visa. His engrish is pretty week but he will buy you drinks. Find him some snatch and make sure he doesn't end up in Harlem after midnight. Lol. Any takers? Q?Balantz?

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chicken n waffles · 10-19-2009, 12:07 PM

karnick · 10-19-2009, 12:07 PM

send him to 245th St & Lawrence Taylor Blvd.

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by karnick

send him to 245th St & Lawrence Taylor Blvd.

Ok he'd rather not get raped by a dude or robbed. I think he's games for any othe shenanigans. Where do the Japanese hang out. Serious thread is almost serious. Please make sure to teach him bad engrish and get him slapped though

NashWRX · 10-19-2009, 12:16 PM

I thought they cleaned up Harlem...

brendan_mac · 10-19-2009, 12:17 PM

Kareoke

Camera Shop

Subway

High School

altoid · 10-19-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ3.0dotJP

Please make sure to teach him bad engrish and get him slapped though

In for the ensuing hilarity.

hotelprowrx · 10-19-2009, 12:19 PM

Funny thread is funny.
Good luck on getting him dialed in.

Asinine · 10-19-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ3.0dotJP

His engrish is pretty week...

I blame you.

Brad Pittiful · 10-19-2009, 12:22 PM

wouldnt chinatown be the place to start for him

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Asinine

I blame you.

You win the secret prize

NJSwamplands · 10-19-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ3.0dotJP

Killed. Lol. Cool guy ...

this is where i stopped reading

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful

wouldnt chinatown be the place to start for him

Already suggested it. But he's jaded to crime and things like that just wondering. Begging for someone to break him in

aod · 10-19-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NashWRX

I thought they cleaned up Harlem...

Good one.

hotelprowrx · 10-19-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NJSwamplands

this is where i stopped reading

You know the squirrel has all the fine sushi corraled and isn't just going to pass it gently to someone else.

Only after its blown out, beat up, and truly terrible will he allow one to leave his harem.

moshter11 · 10-19-2009, 12:29 PM

st marks?
there are a bunch of japanese restaurants there.

i'd also like to know of these 'hotspots' for japanese ppl being that i'm one of them.

Pain++ · 10-19-2009, 12:33 PM

Depends on cash flow. If he's got the money, east village/LES is a good bet. If he's looking for something more affordable, parts of queens are hard to beat. Harlem isn't as bad as it used to be, but some parts are still total ****.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, my two Japanese friends live in Williamsburg. Nice neighborhood, good food and bars, but loaded with scummy hipsters. However, if you can get past that, it's one of the nicer parts of this city.

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful

wouldnt chinatown be the place to start for him

Already suggested it. But he's jaded to crime and things like that just wondering. Begging for someone to break him in

ascheier · 10-19-2009, 12:38 PM

I will stage a fake robbery. He needs to see a real New York mugging.

KingGalantVr4 · 10-19-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ3.0dotJP

Already suggested it. But he's jaded to crime and things like that just wondering. Begging for someone to break him in

Wait ... he is jaded to crime and yet he is going to NYC?

owace · 10-19-2009, 12:45 PM

surprisingly enough i dont know of a japantown in nyc...there is a chinatown, and a ktown..but no jtown..

i does not know enough japanese culture to offer much... do know one of the better underappreciate sushi places tho

SQ3.0dotJP · 10-19-2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by KingGalantVr4

Wait ... he is jaded to crime and yet he is going to NYC?

japan does that to you

chapstien · 10-19-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SQ3.0dotJP

Ok he'd rather not get raped by a dude or robbed. I think he's games for any othe shenanigans. Where do the Japanese hang out. Serious thread is almost serious. Please make sure to teach him bad engrish and get him slapped though

You missed the point. I think he's suggesting that he goes there TO rape and rob people. Does he have a Ninja suit?

EnforcerPSU · 10-19-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chapstien

You missed the point. I think he's suggesting that he goes there TO rape and rob people. Does he have a Ninja suit?

Funny, I was 'bout to suggest he just go to where the Ninjas hang out.

However, since its next to impossible to even see a ninja, he's gonna have to do it on his own or get in with the local ninja clan.

Is your friend even a Ninja? How much ninjitsu/karate does he know? When did his training begin?

wildnuts · 10-19-2009, 03:06 PM

There is a Kinokuniya bookstore at Rockefeller. Bookstores are great places to run into people, right?

LOTS of Japanese people in there last I looked.

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SQ3.0dotJP Scooby Specialist Member#: 136330 Join Date: Jan 2007 Chapter/Region: International Location: Nippon, Yeay Vehicle: ra inbow coalition ghey e-rights supporter	NYC otters. My Japanese friend is coMing to study. Can someone make sure he's not.... Killed. Lol. Cool guy has 5 year visa. His engrish is pretty week but he will buy you drinks. Find him some snatch and make sure he doesn't end up in Harlem after midnight. Lol. Any takers? Q?Balantz? * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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karnick Scooby Newbie Member#: 103863 Join Date: Dec 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Highlands, NJ	send him to 245th St & Lawrence Taylor Blvd.

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hotelprowrx Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Billyburg, VA Vehicle: 06TR 02 Bandit Hug your family. Now. Go.	Funny thread is funny. Good luck on getting him dialed in.

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Brad Pittiful NASIOC Supporter Member#: 34931 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: A Town Called Malice Vehicle: Dee Dee Ramone says eat dope and potato chips	wouldnt chinatown be the place to start for him

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moshter11 Scooby Newbie Member#: 110190 Join Date: Mar 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NY Vehicle: 2002 Legacy GT black	st marks? there are a bunch of japanese restaurants there. i'd also like to know of these 'hotspots' for japanese ppl being that i'm one of them.

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Pain++ Scooby Specialist Member#: 88289 Join Date: Jun 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: New York, NY Vehicle: 2006 WRX: Stage 2 Urine-soaked Subway Car	Depends on cash flow. If he's got the money, east village/LES is a good bet. If he's looking for something more affordable, parts of queens are hard to beat. Harlem isn't as bad as it used to be, but some parts are still total ****. EDIT: Forgot to mention, my two Japanese friends live in Williamsburg. Nice neighborhood, good food and bars, but loaded with scummy hipsters. However, if you can get past that, it's one of the nicer parts of this city.

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ascheier Scooby Specialist Member#: 121031 Join Date: Jul 2006 Chapter/Region: RMIC	I will stage a fake robbery. He needs to see a real New York mugging.

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owace Scooby Specialist Member#: 138000 Join Date: Jan 2007 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: New York, NY Vehicle: 73 cb 350f black	surprisingly enough i dont know of a japantown in nyc...there is a chinatown, and a ktown..but no jtown.. i does not know enough japanese culture to offer much... do know one of the better underappreciate sushi places tho

10-19-2009, 03:06 PM	#25
wildnuts Scooby Newbie Member#: 19967 Join Date: Jun 2002 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Herndon, VA Vehicle: 2005 Silverado Blue	There is a Kinokuniya bookstore at Rockefeller. Bookstores are great places to run into people, right? LOTS of Japanese people in there last I looked.