Smelly people shouldnt be allowed to fly

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:19 PM

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Sitting here at the gate waiting to board. I think the Trash Heap is sitting next to me.

If I get sat next to this odor on the plane I'm going to start farting to cover the stench.

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hotelprowrx · 11-11-2009, 12:20 PM

And you smell like roses?

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StriderTB · 11-11-2009, 12:21 PM

Start loudly announcing to the plane that you think someone might've stepped in dog****, and that everyone should check their shoes.

Say this while making eye contact with the smell-o.

jpicheva · 11-11-2009, 12:21 PM

15 hours on a plane from Hong Kong 2 rows from a Buddhist monk. He's probably achieved true enlightenment - but that little guy was PUNGENT.

Georgethefierce · 11-11-2009, 12:21 PM

i saw a turkey chase a squirrel the other day.

NJSwamplands · 11-11-2009, 12:22 PM

practice yoar take down moves on the offender

ZMANNH25rs · 11-11-2009, 12:23 PM

Go up to the gate people and tell them this guy was acting kind of funny and kept playing with his shoe like there is something inside of it...

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:25 PM

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Excellent suggestions so far guys.

Thankfully this flight only a connecting flight to Chicago. Although I do stay on this plane to my destination.

Harv · 11-11-2009, 12:25 PM

This reminds me of the days when I used to play collectible card games a la Magic.

That sort of thing is obviously laden with nerds and dorks and dweebs. I include myself in there somewhere obviously, but I know to wash.

Some of them don't know to wash and being as I don't care what smelly dweebs think I would speak out if I sat at a table with a smelly person. "WHO STINKS?!" would ring out from my mouth and I would stare down a few suspects.

I did that once or twice and the next time I showed up people didn't stink as much.

This really doesn't help your airline situation, but you might want to just speak up, perhaps the next time the person will think twice about not washing before a plane flight and you'll save someone else some aggravation.

DapRex · 11-11-2009, 12:26 PM

or allowed to be in public in general

zombiekiller · 11-11-2009, 12:28 PM

you do realize that they will deny boarding if someone is odoriferously offensive right?

walk up to the gate agent and say that they've got quite the stinky one preparing to board the plane.

or mosey on over to the gift shop, buy a pine tree air freshener and hang it around his neck as a hint.

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:28 PM

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Guess who just heard a crying baby!

LastResort · 11-11-2009, 12:29 PM

Try a being on a bus for 4 hours in the Congo, with the locals.

NJSwamplands · 11-11-2009, 12:30 PM

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Guess who just heard a crying baby!

i had a crying kid next to me screaming almost the whole way from san francisco to austrailia on a full flight. i was ready to kill.

zombiekiller · 11-11-2009, 12:30 PM

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Guess who just heard a crying baby!

1 crying baby - check

1 stinky guy who smells like crying baby's dirty diaper - check

sounds like an amazing flight.

NJSwamplands · 11-11-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LastResort

Try a being on a bus for 4 hours in the Congo, with the locals.

i have been on the chicken and pigs buses many times in mexico

Georgethefierce · 11-11-2009, 12:30 PM

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Guess who just heard a crying baby!

owace · 11-11-2009, 12:32 PM

this ish is much worse when traveling to third world countries. then you have to deal with people who are sick as well and have extremely poor hygiene..

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Georgethefierce

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thug

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Guess who just heard a crying baby!

I **** see whatever this is on my mobile

Georgethefierce · 11-11-2009, 12:36 PM

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I **** see whatever this is on my mobile

it's a pic of me doing your mom in the most uncomfortable of places

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:38 PM

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I thought you sold the VW.

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:51 PM

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The good news is the baby stopped crying. The bad news is its seated about 4 rows away

Matt K · 11-11-2009, 12:54 PM

if you weren't such a wussy vegetarian you could just eat the baby and be done with it.

NewsPhotog · 11-11-2009, 12:56 PM

Where's Mr. Stinktastic?

Thug · 11-11-2009, 12:58 PM

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if you weren't such a wussy vegetarian you could just eat the baby and be done with it.

If you weren't such a dirty hippy you'd know that I have no problem with eating people.

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11-11-2009, 12:19 PM	#1
Thug How May I Choke You? Moderator Member#: 603 Join Date: Dec 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua, NH Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Ltd. Blue	Wirelessly posted (Blackberry: BlackBerry8330/4.5.0.138 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) Sitting here at the gate waiting to board. I think the Trash Heap is sitting next to me. If I get sat next to this odor on the plane I'm going to start farting to cover the stench. Supercoolstorybro brought to you by airport boredom & the Ad Council * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

11-11-2009, 12:20 PM	#2
hotelprowrx Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Billyburg, VA Vehicle: 06TR 02 Bandit Hug your family. Now. Go.	And you smell like roses? .

11-11-2009, 12:21 PM	#3
StriderTB NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Poker Coach Extraordinaire! Vehicle: Just SHOVE!	Start loudly announcing to the plane that you think someone might've stepped in dog****, and that everyone should check their shoes. Say this while making eye contact with the smell-o.

11-11-2009, 12:21 PM	#4
jpicheva Scooby Specialist Member#: 68407 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Raleighwood Vehicle: 2005 Saabaru swirly black	15 hours on a plane from Hong Kong 2 rows from a Buddhist monk. He's probably achieved true enlightenment - but that little guy was PUNGENT.

11-11-2009, 12:21 PM	#5
Georgethefierce Scooby Specialist Member#: 41713 Join Date: Aug 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: www.angrypork.com Vehicle: . sprayfinishing supplies.com	i saw a turkey chase a squirrel the other day.

11-11-2009, 12:22 PM	#6
NJSwamplands Scooby Newbie Member#: 97227 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: fuggin turkey™	practice yoar take down moves on the offender

11-11-2009, 12:23 PM	#7
ZMANNH25rs Scooby Newbie Member#: 9401 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Be more conscious... Vehicle: . Truth is a pathless land...	Go up to the gate people and tell them this guy was acting kind of funny and kept playing with his shoe like there is something inside of it...

11-11-2009, 12:25 PM	#8
Thug How May I Choke You? Moderator Member#: 603 Join Date: Dec 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua, NH Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Ltd. Blue	Wirelessly posted (Blackberry: BlackBerry8330/4.5.0.138 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) Excellent suggestions so far guys. Thankfully this flight only a connecting flight to Chicago. Although I do stay on this plane to my destination.

11-11-2009, 12:25 PM	#9
Harv Scooby Newbie Member#: 50850 Join Date: Dec 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Vehicle: 90 Miata, 04 330i ZHP, 96 Outback	This reminds me of the days when I used to play collectible card games a la Magic. That sort of thing is obviously laden with nerds and dorks and dweebs. I include myself in there somewhere obviously, but I know to wash. Some of them don't know to wash and being as I don't care what smelly dweebs think I would speak out if I sat at a table with a smelly person. "WHO STINKS?!" would ring out from my mouth and I would stare down a few suspects. I did that once or twice and the next time I showed up people didn't stink as much. This really doesn't help your airline situation, but you might want to just speak up, perhaps the next time the person will think twice about not washing before a plane flight and you'll save someone else some aggravation.

11-11-2009, 12:26 PM	#10
DapRex Scooby Newbie Member#: 53308 Join Date: Jan 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Pittsburghish Vehicle: 2004 Impreza Wrx the bestest colour	or allowed to be in public in general

11-11-2009, 12:28 PM	#11
zombiekiller NASIOC Supporter Member#: 167010 Join Date: Dec 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: dela-where? Vehicle: old landcruisers(2)	you do realize that they will deny boarding if someone is odoriferously offensive right? walk up to the gate agent and say that they've got quite the stinky one preparing to board the plane. or mosey on over to the gift shop, buy a pine tree air freshener and hang it around his neck as a hint.

11-11-2009, 12:29 PM	#13
LastResort Scooby Guru Member#: 99289 Join Date: Oct 2005 Chapter/Region: International Location: House of Pancakes	Try a being on a bus for 4 hours in the Congo, with the locals.

11-11-2009, 12:32 PM	#18
owace Scooby Specialist Member#: 138000 Join Date: Jan 2007 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: New York, NY Vehicle: 73 cb 350f black	this ish is much worse when traveling to third world countries. then you have to deal with people who are sick as well and have extremely poor hygiene..

11-11-2009, 12:38 PM	#21
Thug How May I Choke You? Moderator Member#: 603 Join Date: Dec 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua, NH Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Ltd. Blue	Wirelessly posted (Blackberry: BlackBerry8330/4.5.0.138 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) I thought you sold the VW.

11-11-2009, 12:51 PM	#22
Thug How May I Choke You? Moderator Member#: 603 Join Date: Dec 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua, NH Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Ltd. Blue	Wirelessly posted (Blackberry: BlackBerry8330/4.5.0.138 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105) The good news is the baby stopped crying. The bad news is its seated about 4 rows away

11-11-2009, 12:54 PM	#23
Matt K Scooby Specialist Member#: 45204 Join Date: Oct 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: you are so complex Vehicle: 16 you don't respond to danger	if you weren't such a wussy vegetarian you could just eat the baby and be done with it.

11-11-2009, 12:56 PM	#24
NewsPhotog Scooby Newbie Member#: 185008 Join Date: Jul 2008 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Lancaster, PA Vehicle: '08 WRX OBP	Where's Mr. Stinktastic?