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01-23-2003, 11:52 AM | #1 |
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Dear Neon Driver
Who thought it was cool to pull up next to me, hit your rev limiter in between shifts, and ride around in your white neon with black steelies, a huge fart can and no tint, and an UGLY ass sticker (and dont forget the ever important fire extinguisher on the a-pillar!)
Dear sir, If you are to pull up to a WRX, rev, and have him follow you for a little bit (notice, follow, NOT race) Please don't speed up to 130 and put your hazards on. It wasnt a race, and you are a dumbass. Disrespectfully yours, Chris Lehr |
01-23-2003, 12:04 PM | #2 |
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Whoa! He had a fart tip AND stickers! No wonder he 0wn3d you! He's putting down at LEAST 400hp to the wheels with those mods!
It's interesting the people you meet on the roads. Some are a bit stranger than others, and some are a bit more delusional as well. He he... -John |
01-23-2003, 12:19 PM | #3 |
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I'll make sure Kris gets this... he never listens...
/Andrew |
01-23-2003, 12:24 PM | #4 |
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Dear Audi A4 driver,
When I am waiting at a traffic light on a one lane road, do not create an extra lane next to me and try to beat me when the light turns green. Given that my humble wagon makes a whole lot more power than your spiffy sedan, and weighs a whole lot less, you will get your arse handed to you. Even if you chirp your tires and I don't. As you discovered yourself. Thank you, Raj PS: Creeping forward before the light turns green is cheating. |
01-23-2003, 12:25 PM | #5 | |
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I'm betting it was one of those SRt-4's.. you got owned.. Paul G. |
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01-23-2003, 01:01 PM | #6 |
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Dear Ford Focus,
Don't try to keep me from getting in front of you before these two lanes merge back together after this traffic light. You'll just get embarrassed. /Andrew |
01-23-2003, 01:04 PM | #7 |
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Dear non-highschool graduating Sears tire monkey,
I saw you pull out of the garage at mach 3 in my car. If you ever do that again I will use the tire mounting machine to disembowel you. Sincerely, Angry in Everett |
03-05-2006, 09:03 AM | #8 | |
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11-03-2006, 09:12 AM | #9 |
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04-16-2007, 09:14 AM | #10 |
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01-15-2009, 02:50 PM | #11 |
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06-13-2011, 02:14 PM | #12 |
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Your first mistake is that you took your car to Sears!
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01-23-2003, 01:13 PM | #13 | |
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07-13-2009, 05:27 PM | #14 |
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01-23-2003, 01:35 PM | #15 |
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muahaaahah nice visual nate
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01-23-2003, 01:40 PM | #16 |
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dear pedestrian
I know my car is 30 years old. But I'm sorry, you cannot hit 30mph faster than I can, if at all. Next time, stop looking over at me, laughing, pointing, then lounging forward when the light turns green. I'm confident, that if my car is actually running, that'll I'll be able to beat you pretty handily. sincerely, too cold to start. |
01-23-2003, 02:04 PM | #17 |
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Dear Acura GS-R,
When you see that I also have a GS-R (used to) and we are side-by-side at a light, please don't think that means I want to race. I know you failed to comprehend why I didn't want to race especially when I pointed out the guy on the bicycle about 200 ft down the road in my lane, but we aren't racing just because you took off like a flaming idiot spewing smoke out of your busted engine. Also nice huge aluminum wing. Sincerely, Jack Mehoff |
03-29-2011, 06:53 PM | #18 | |
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03-29-2011, 09:55 PM | #19 | |
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03-29-2011, 11:34 PM | #20 |
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01-23-2003, 02:11 PM | #21 |
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Dear SUV Driver....
Go right ahead. Sincerely, Patience W. Thin |
09-11-2012, 01:15 PM | #22 |
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01-23-2003, 02:18 PM | #23 |
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Dear Geo Metro With Dual Fart-Pipes,
Your three cylinder engine sounds like a bumblebee on steroids with your twin fart pipe exhaust. Moreover, it's really funny that, in this cold weather, I only see steam coming out of one of your exhaust tips. (It really was pretty goofy. Imagine an electric toothbrush on its highest setting. That's basically what it sounded like.) |
05-13-2007, 01:58 AM | #24 | |
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04-10-2012, 10:51 AM | #25 | |
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