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08-25-2005, 10:13 AM | #1 |
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So I was watching Jackass last night with my g/f and her mom
And my g/f starting laughing so hard that she farted. Then I farted just so that she wouldn't feel bad.
True story. -A
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08-25-2005, 10:13 AM | #2 |
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08-25-2005, 10:14 AM | #3 |
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We were laughing one time so hard at that orange BWM eBay thread a few months back that we were rolling on the floor. The dog heard us, ran into the den, sat down, looked right up at us and farted. We looked at each other in surprise and laughed even harder.
Something about that dog doing that at that exact moment was priceless. |
08-25-2005, 10:15 AM | #4 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:16 AM | #5 |
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i let one rip and blamed the dog (as a joke) . . . and he looked up and me then let one rip himself, as if to say "this is how it's done, biped."
that made the missus shoot ice cream out of her nose. |
08-25-2005, 10:16 AM | #6 | |
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well i guess the women could have just watched in that case.... |
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08-25-2005, 10:17 AM | #7 | |
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I think I told this story once before, but one evening my best friend was lying around in his bed and his lazy-ass cat was lying around on the floor as it is wont to do. For absolutely no reason, the cat suddenly jumped up, stared him down, and then GOT UP ON HIS HIND LEGS AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM LIKE THAT. -A |
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08-25-2005, 10:17 AM | #8 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:18 AM | #9 | |
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Yeah, it was a good night. -A |
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08-25-2005, 10:19 AM | #10 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:20 AM | #11 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #12 | |
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Wait wait... mental image.... OK ... now THAT is funny. |
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08-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #13 | |
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Bow barks and runs in her sleep. I think she's chasing squirrels. It never fails to make me laugh and go "Awwwwwww." |
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08-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #14 | |
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So you nailed the daughter & mom in the ER right? |
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08-25-2005, 10:22 AM | #15 | |
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When farting gets sexaaaaaaaaaaay -A |
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08-25-2005, 10:23 AM | #16 | |
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actually, we encourage the dog ... we're like "get 'em, freddie! sic 'em! kill!" and the barking picks up in frequency. |
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08-25-2005, 10:23 AM | #17 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:27 AM | #18 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:30 AM | #19 |
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Our dog full on freaks out in her sleep. Not only is she "running" in her sleep, but her face twitches, her head shakes, and she snorts. She's ~120 lbs. so it sucks if she is sleeping in the bed and starts doing this. I nearly got kicked out of my own bed one night.
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08-25-2005, 10:32 AM | #20 |
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This thread is too silly. |
08-25-2005, 10:35 AM | #21 | |
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My buddy (the one with the biped cat) moved to Sydney, Australia to do a Master's degree. He sent me some snaps from around his neighbourhood (Marrickville). What the **** is up with those things? Apparently they're EVERYWHERE. -A |
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08-25-2005, 10:37 AM | #22 |
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They don't just have CHICKEN. They have CHICKEN-S! That's cool. I would be totally pissed if I got there and the guy in front of me ordered Chicken when I wanted Chicken and then the clerk said "Sorry, that dude already got it."
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08-25-2005, 10:37 AM | #23 |
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The other night I was laying on the couch and the kitten started geeking out and playing with my foot.. jumping around and all, was a riot. My roomate and I were laughing really hard.. the kitten was just sitting there looking at us.
We calm down, I stick my foot near the kitten and he does the exact same thing again and then runs away. took us a bit to regain composure after the second one. |
08-25-2005, 10:39 AM | #24 | |
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08-25-2005, 10:40 AM | #25 | |
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