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Old 08-25-2005, 10:13 AM   #1
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Default So I was watching Jackass last night with my g/f and her mom

And my g/f starting laughing so hard that she farted. Then I farted just so that she wouldn't feel bad.

True story.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:13 AM   #2
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Threesome?
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:14 AM   #3
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We were laughing one time so hard at that orange BWM eBay thread a few months back that we were rolling on the floor. The dog heard us, ran into the den, sat down, looked right up at us and farted. We looked at each other in surprise and laughed even harder.

Something about that dog doing that at that exact moment was priceless.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:15 AM   #4
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Threesome?
That would have been the logical conclusion to the scenario, but unfortunately a male friend was there too and I'm not one to share.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:16 AM   #5
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i let one rip and blamed the dog (as a joke) . . . and he looked up and me then let one rip himself, as if to say "this is how it's done, biped."

that made the missus shoot ice cream out of her nose.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:16 AM   #6
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That would have been the logical conclusion to the scenario, but unfortunately a male friend was there too and I'm not one to share.


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well i guess the women could have just watched in that case....
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:17 AM   #7
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We were laughing one time so hard at that orange BWM eBay thread a few months back that we were rolling on the floor. The dog heard us, ran into the den, sat down, looked right up at us and farted. We looked at each other in surprise and laughed even harder.

Something about that dog doing that at that exact moment was priceless.
Pets are awesome!

I think I told this story once before, but one evening my best friend was lying around in his bed and his lazy-ass cat was lying around on the floor as it is wont to do.

For absolutely no reason, the cat suddenly jumped up, stared him down, and then GOT UP ON HIS HIND LEGS AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM LIKE THAT.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:17 AM   #8
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That would have been the logical conclusion to the scenario, but unfortunately a male friend was there too and I'm not one to share.


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"I'm going to drill my girlfriend while her mom watches now. Get the **** out."
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:18 AM   #9
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"I'm going to drill my girlfriend while her mom watches now. Get the **** out."
We had some cactus pear liquor that the mom brought back from Italy and it sent him to the hospital. Allergic reaction.

Yeah, it was a good night.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:19 AM   #10
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Pets are awesome!

I think I told this story once before, but one evening my best friend was lying around in his bed and his lazy-ass cat was lying around on the floor as it is wont to do.

For absolutely no reason, the cat suddenly jumped up, stared him down, and then GOT UP ON HIS HIND LEGS AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM LIKE THAT.


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my cat does that all the time. she'll be chillin', and then all of the sudden she makes this "brr-r-r-r-r-r-r" noise, rears up on her back legs, and chases something invisible out of the room - while still on her hindquarters, waving her front legs around like a maniac.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:20 AM   #11
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We had some cactus pear liquor that the mom brought back from Italy and it sent him to the hospital. Allergic reaction.

Yeah, it was a good night.


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Sounds good. Friend goes to hospital so you are then alone with gf and mom.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:21 AM   #12
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my cat does that all the time. she'll be chillin', and then all of the sudden she makes this "brr-r-r-r-r-r-r" noise, rears up on her back legs, and chases something invisible out of the room - while still on her hindquarters, waving her front legs around like a maniac.


Wait wait... mental image.... OK ... now THAT is funny.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:21 AM   #13
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my cat does that all the time. she'll be chillin', and then all of the sudden she makes this "brr-r-r-r-r-r-r" noise, rears up on her back legs, and chases something invisible out of the room - while still on her hindquarters, waving her front legs around like a maniac.


Bow barks and runs in her sleep. I think she's chasing squirrels. It never fails to make me laugh and go "Awwwwwww."
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:21 AM   #14
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Sounds good. Friend goes to hospital so you are then alone with gf and mom.
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So you nailed the daughter & mom in the ER right?
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:22 AM   #15
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Sounds good. Friend goes to hospital so you are then alone with gf and mom.
BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW

When farting gets sexaaaaaaaaaaay


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:23 AM   #16
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Bow barks and runs in her sleep. I think she's chasing squirrels. It never fails to make me laugh and go "Awwwwwww."
OMG we do that too!

actually, we encourage the dog ... we're like "get 'em, freddie! sic 'em! kill!" and the barking picks up in frequency.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:23 AM   #17
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So you nailed the daughter & mom in the ER right?
**** that, we let him drive himself to the hospital.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:27 AM   #18
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OMG we do that too!

actually, we encourage the dog ... we're like "get 'em, freddie! sic 'em! kill!" and the barking picks up in frequency.
I'm going to have to try that!!
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:30 AM   #19
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Our dog full on freaks out in her sleep. Not only is she "running" in her sleep, but her face twitches, her head shakes, and she snorts. She's ~120 lbs. so it sucks if she is sleeping in the bed and starts doing this. I nearly got kicked out of my own bed one night.
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This thread is too silly.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:35 AM   #21
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This thread is too silly.
You know what's silly?

My buddy (the one with the biped cat) moved to Sydney, Australia to do a Master's degree. He sent me some snaps from around his neighbourhood (Marrickville).






What the **** is up with those things? Apparently they're EVERYWHERE.


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Old 08-25-2005, 10:37 AM   #22
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They don't just have CHICKEN. They have CHICKEN-S! That's cool. I would be totally pissed if I got there and the guy in front of me ordered Chicken when I wanted Chicken and then the clerk said "Sorry, that dude already got it."
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:37 AM   #23
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The other night I was laying on the couch and the kitten started geeking out and playing with my foot.. jumping around and all, was a riot. My roomate and I were laughing really hard.. the kitten was just sitting there looking at us.

We calm down, I stick my foot near the kitten and he does the exact same thing again and then runs away.

took us a bit to regain composure after the second one.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:39 AM   #24
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They don't just have CHICKEN. They have CHICKEN-S! That's cool. I would be totally pissed if I got there and the guy in front of me ordered Chicken when I wanted Chicken and then the clerk said "Sorry, that dude already got it."
He also sent me a photo of a drive-through liquor store. There's a brothel upstairs.


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Now delivering liquor daily to your home or office. I think I need to move there.
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