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08-18-2003, 06:53 PM | #1 |
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How can you open a can without a can opener?
I'm sitting in my dorm room, and I'm hungry as hell. I have no money, but I do have 4 cans of Chef Boyardee and a microwave, but no can opener. Is there any way to get one of these cans open?
-Matt
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08-18-2003, 06:55 PM | #2 |
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Your teeth
Or just ask your neighbor if they have one. |
08-18-2003, 06:56 PM | #3 |
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08-18-2003, 06:57 PM | #4 |
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1. Get off ASS
2. Walk to nearby student store 3. Pay $.59 for cheap can opener 4. Walk back to dorm 5. Open can w/ cheap can opener 6. Microwave 7. Enjoy nurishing meal. |
08-18-2003, 06:57 PM | #5 |
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Yah got a knife?
Or bang it on something sharp.. |
08-18-2003, 06:57 PM | #6 |
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get a sharpesh knife and then run it along the inner edge like the can opener would while pressing down at the same time with a little pressure. After 2-3 time around it should cut through and allow you to get at your MSG goodness.
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08-18-2003, 06:58 PM | #7 |
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Heat it until it pops.
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08-18-2003, 06:59 PM | #8 | |
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08-18-2003, 07:06 PM | #9 |
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Just poke a hole in it with a screwdriver and suck out the sauce with a straw. The other crap is just byproduct.
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08-18-2003, 07:33 PM | #10 |
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08-18-2003, 07:38 PM | #11 | |
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08-18-2003, 07:48 PM | #12 |
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ramen noodles are in easy to open packaging
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08-18-2003, 07:55 PM | #13 | |
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08-18-2003, 08:04 PM | #14 | |
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08-18-2003, 08:06 PM | #15 |
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Is this like one of those riddles like:
You are locked in a room with no way out. You are told that someone will let you out as soon as you can get a ping-pong ball out of the bottom of a 2 foot long pipe in the middle of the floor that is just big enough around for the ping-pong ball to fit in it. They have provided you with a rope, a pair of scissors, and a rubber band. How can you get the ping-pong ball out of the tube? |
08-18-2003, 08:08 PM | #16 |
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Pee in the tube
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08-18-2003, 08:09 PM | #17 |
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You should have let it go for a while without answering.
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08-18-2003, 08:18 PM | #18 |
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08-18-2003, 08:34 PM | #19 |
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Duct Tape. Fixes everything.
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08-18-2003, 09:26 PM | #20 |
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Flat head screwdriver and a fat textbook.
I saw a buddy shotgun a can of spaghetti O's once, he's the same dude that used to save his chew spit in a big Gatorade bottle in their fridge in case he didn't have enough spare change for a new can of snoose. He and his brother had their own bottles in the fridge and when they were having a nic fit with no chew handy they'd swish the spit around in their mouths until they got a buzz. Now THAT'S ALASKA STYLE BABY |
08-18-2003, 09:38 PM | #21 | |
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08-18-2003, 10:08 PM | #22 |
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Borrow a can opener from the people next door.
Or just bash it with a really big rock. |
08-18-2003, 10:11 PM | #23 | |
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08-18-2003, 11:47 PM | #24 |
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cant you step on it like in the cartoons?
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08-19-2003, 12:14 AM | #25 |
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Just find someone on your hall with a can opener. I'm sure someone would have one.
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