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Old 08-18-2003, 06:53 PM   #1
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Default How can you open a can without a can opener?

I'm sitting in my dorm room, and I'm hungry as hell. I have no money, but I do have 4 cans of Chef Boyardee and a microwave, but no can opener. Is there any way to get one of these cans open?




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Old 08-18-2003, 06:55 PM   #2
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Your teeth


Or just ask your neighbor if they have one.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:56 PM   #3
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:57 PM   #4
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1. Get off ASS
2. Walk to nearby student store
3. Pay $.59 for cheap can opener
4. Walk back to dorm
5. Open can w/ cheap can opener
6. Microwave
7. Enjoy nurishing meal.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:57 PM   #5
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Yah got a knife?
Or bang it on something sharp..
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:57 PM   #6
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get a sharpesh knife and then run it along the inner edge like the can opener would while pressing down at the same time with a little pressure. After 2-3 time around it should cut through and allow you to get at your MSG goodness.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:58 PM   #7
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Heat it until it pops.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:59 PM   #8
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Heat it until it pops.
Better yet, heat it in the microwave until it pops
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:06 PM   #9
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Just poke a hole in it with a screwdriver and suck out the sauce with a straw. The other crap is just byproduct.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:33 PM   #10
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:38 PM   #11
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Dremmel
I did that once. ask Sephro. just remember to rinse off the aluminum shavings. aluminum is bad for you.

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Old 08-18-2003, 07:48 PM   #12
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ramen noodles are in easy to open packaging
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:55 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by WHTWRX
1. Get off ASS
2. Walk to nearby student store
3. Pay $.59 for cheap can opener
4. Walk back to dorm
5. Open can w/ cheap can opener
6. Microwave
7. Enjoy nurishing meal.
he said he has no money . worst case stick it in the microwave, BAM instant can opener no extra work involved.

EDIT: I didn't even see Eric's post oh well
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:04 PM   #14
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Is there any way to get one of these cans open?





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Yeah, with a stolen can opener.

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Old 08-18-2003, 08:06 PM   #15
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Is this like one of those riddles like:

You are locked in a room with no way out. You are told that someone will let you out as soon as you can get a ping-pong ball out of the bottom of a 2 foot long pipe in the middle of the floor that is just big enough around for the ping-pong ball to fit in it. They have provided you with a rope, a pair of scissors, and a rubber band. How can you get the ping-pong ball out of the tube?
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:08 PM   #16
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Pee in the tube
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:09 PM   #17
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You should have let it go for a while without answering.
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:18 PM   #18
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:34 PM   #19
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Duct Tape. Fixes everything.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:26 PM   #20
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Flat head screwdriver and a fat textbook.
I saw a buddy shotgun a can of spaghetti O's once, he's the same dude that used to save his chew spit in a big Gatorade bottle in their fridge in case he didn't have enough spare change for a new can of snoose. He and his brother had their own bottles in the fridge and when they were having a nic fit with no chew handy they'd swish the spit around in their mouths until they got a buzz. Now THAT'S ALASKA STYLE BABY
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:38 PM   #21
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I'm sitting in my dorm room, and I'm hungry as hell. I have no money, but I do have 4 cans of Chef Boyardee and a microwave, but no can opener. Is there any way to get one of these cans open?




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What floor are you on?
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Old 08-18-2003, 10:08 PM   #22
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Borrow a can opener from the people next door.

Or just bash it with a really big rock.
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Old 08-18-2003, 10:11 PM   #23
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Default Re: How can you open a can without a can opener?

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I'm sitting in my dorm room



-Matt
which dorm you in? i am comin back to Motown in a few weeks and i might stop in to meet ya if you don't mind. I just gotta get a free weekend from marshall
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:47 PM   #24
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cant you step on it like in the cartoons?
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:14 AM   #25
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Just find someone on your hall with a can opener. I'm sure someone would have one.

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