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Old 09-14-2003, 11:53 PM   #1
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Default does anyone remember the website that was awards at a religious school sciencefair

hopefully i get the award for the longest topic evar none the less, does anyone remember the website that had awards for a school science fair.

One of the kids projects was like " my uncle jim isn't a monkey he's my uncle."

another one was talking about how women are genetically made to be servants of men?

anyone remember this website?
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:06 AM   #2
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Remembered the thread, but couldn't find it.
Searched on Dogpile for "my uncle is not a monkey" and viola!

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:11 AM   #3
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ah yes... always a classic.

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physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:14 AM   #4
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Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.

ROFL! Ovbiously a charcol Briquette, water and a multi-vitamin will create life in 3 weeks.
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:44 AM   #5
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ROFL! Ovbiously a charcol Briquette, water and a multi-vitamin will create life in 3 weeks.
ummmmmm

how do you think elvis was made?
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:53 AM   #6
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umm yeah and the lighter fluid in the charcoal briquet would really help out with creating life
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Old 09-15-2003, 01:06 AM   #7
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ummmmmm

how do you think elvis died?
I think thats what you meant.
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Old 09-15-2003, 04:26 PM   #8
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Here is some hardcore science:

Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

Umm. . . he kinda looks like a monkey:

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Old 09-15-2003, 07:22 PM   #9
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Looks more like a child molester
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Old 09-16-2003, 12:04 AM   #10
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This has to be a joke.....

Look at the links at the bottom of the page....
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Old 09-16-2003, 01:00 AM   #11
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This has to be a joke.....

Look at the links at the bottom of the page....
Sadly I believe that it is real.
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Old 09-16-2003, 04:35 AM   #12
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Sadly I believe that it is real.
Now that is a great site, and OF COURSE it is not real, there is an online store link on the acutal site for lude g-string panties, this was my first hint. Who ever did that was masterful, I could'nt effin' believe that ***** the first time I went there. Thermodynamics of hell fire, {come on you gullible hosers}. Regardless as far a satires go this is pristiene. I spent quite some time digging around for the satirical root of evidence to prove that could not be legitamate.


I say well done to those masterminds who brought forth this covert satirical example of fundamentalist fugg heads....
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