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Old 02-01-2006, 12:43 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Having to pee with cold hands...

...is proof that God either hates us, or doesn't exist.
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:45 PM   #2
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Next time, tell your gynecologist to rub his hands together.

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Old 02-01-2006, 12:45 PM   #3
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...is proof that God either hates us, or doesn't exist.
slide your hands in between your ass cheeks, that'll take care of it.
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:57 PM   #4
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Ask the guy at the next urinal to lend a hand.
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:58 PM   #5
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just let it hang out of your pants and let er rip. Half the time I piss all over myself while doing it but Im usually wearing waterproof pants


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Old 02-01-2006, 01:08 PM   #6
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just let it hang out of your pants and let er rip. Half the time I piss all over myself while doing it but Im usually wearing waterproof pants


FTW
since your urine smells like fresh baked bread and has the alcohol content of pure agave tequila, it doesn't matter if you get some on you anyway. horse ranchers actually bottle it and use it to stimulate their mares into rutting.
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:14 PM   #7
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I was gonna say it only serves to help sterilize the leg wounds he received the previous day wrestling a crocodile, but your response was way better.
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:20 PM   #8
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just let it hang out of your pants and let er rip. Half the time I piss all over myself while doing it but Im usually wearing waterproof pants


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and all while you're brushing your teeth!
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:21 PM   #9
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and all while you're brushing your teeth!
Hey now.

Let's not turn this thread into a pissing contest.
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:21 PM   #10
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i think the visa versa is the worst. cold wang, warm hands
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:24 PM   #11
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i still dont understand why you people need the assistance of your hands to aim...
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:25 PM   #12
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i still dont understand why you people need the assistance of your hands to aim...
we dont sit down to pee like you


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Old 02-01-2006, 01:26 PM   #13
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we dont sit down to pee like you


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ok, that was funny



but seriously...
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:28 PM   #14
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i still dont understand why you people need the assistance of your hands to aim...

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Old 02-01-2006, 01:33 PM   #15
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I had a bad experience once while eating hot wings and drinking beer. I waited till the last second to take a leak and didn't think to wash my hands first! Let's just say I was stricken with an extremely uncomfortable burning sensation for a while.
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:13 PM   #16
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I had a bad experience once while eating hot wings and drinking beer. I waited till the last second to take a leak and didn't think to wash my hands first! Let's just say I was stricken with an extremely uncomfortable burning sensation for a while.
Try chopping hot chilies and then taking a leak right before guests arrive. I spent the first 30 minutes of their visit with by bits under a cold stream of water in the shower. Every time I got out of the shower and dried off the burning would start again.
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:27 PM   #17
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very tempted...
but i dont have enough points to spare
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:30 PM   #18
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uh oh, dont let cwb124 see this!! he might brain-gasm
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