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Old 06-16-2006, 10:44 AM   #1
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Exclamation Operation CAN OPENER: Dun dun da na! Dun dun doo doo! DUH NA NA! DUH NA NA! DA DA!!!

OT's Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to devise and then execute (with photographic evidence) the most diabolical, most devious, most creative, most effective, and least illegal means of letting someone know that they parked too close to you.

The results should strike terror into the hearts of bad parkers everywhere! It should be a victory for all of us who make the extra effort to park in the middle of the space.

Results will be judged on the following:
1. Perceived effectiveness (photographic eveidence is only required for the set-up. Evidence of reaction is not necessary--but encouraged)
2. Mitigation of any ability of the mark to press charges or sue, or for a passing police officer to give you grief.
3. Hilarity.
4. Ease of execution (is it a repeatable process that you could do again the next day?)

I expect this thread to be periodically bumped with good stuff... Lord knows there are enough idiots parking cars out there to fuel this thing.

If someone really goes over the top, I will send some sort of prize.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:50 AM   #3
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:50 AM   #4
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Remove valve stem cores from tires. Leave valve stem cores in envelope on windshield.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:51 AM   #5
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Hard to find something legal... Just google 'mickey mouse parking ticket'. Cannot link directly to it, due to NWS language.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:52 AM   #6
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Quote:
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Hard to find something legal... Just google 'mickey mouse parking ticket'. Cannot link directly to it, due to NWS language.
This is not Mission Difficult, Mr. Mac324. This is Mission Impossible.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:53 AM   #7
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This is not Mission Difficult, Mr. Mac324. This is Mission Impossible.
I took the easy route
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:54 AM   #8
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This is Thread Impossible. Doomed to fail, too much effort for OT.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:55 AM   #9
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Cover car with gasoline. Set on fire.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:55 AM   #10
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*waiting for brucelee's 50 cal-slug-holes-in-the-door pic*
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:55 AM   #11
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Ill park at walmart, wait till someone parks to close to me. Go inside and buy a Club steering wheel lock. Break their ****ing window with the Club then secure it to their steering wheel.

FTW
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:56 AM   #12
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Gasoline + brake fluid mixture. Pour on paint and light for instant results.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:56 AM   #13
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Ill park at walmart, wait till someone parks to close to me. Go inside and buy a Club steering wheel lock. Break their ****ing window with the Club then secure it to their steering wheel.

FTW
i like where your heads at on this one
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:02 AM   #14
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:02 AM   #15
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Always carry a slim jim in your car.

Open the culprit's door and then slam it into your car...

Re-lock and close culprit's door

Call police

photograph the culprit's face as he walks back to his car and sees police waiting.

(okay so you have to do some damage to your own car, but I bet they'll think twice before parking that close again.)

Peace,
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:09 AM   #16
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Is it illegal to put a bumper sticker on someone's car?...
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:09 AM   #17
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Is it illegal to put a bumper sticker on someone's car?...
Only if you get caught
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:11 AM   #18
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Is it illegal to put a bumper sticker on someone's car?...
Yes..
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:14 AM   #19
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Ill park at walmart, wait till someone parks to close to me. Go inside and buy a Club steering wheel lock. Break their ****ing window with the Club then secure it to their steering wheel.

FTW
oh snap you gots to be teh winn4r!
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:16 AM   #20
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Is it illegal to put a bumper sticker on someone's car?...
IBSharkbaitsnapsyourneck
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:20 AM   #21
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Ill park at walmart, wait till someone parks to close to me. Go inside and buy a Club steering wheel lock. Break their ****ing window with the Club then secure it to their steering wheel.

FTW
one other thing... you should pay cash for the club, and leave the receipt in the car. write on the receipt 'Well worth it.'
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:24 AM   #22
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Get a high powered stun gun and shock the living **** out of the car. Hopefully you'll do some damage to the ECM and they'll be trying to track it down for 6 months.

You know, really create some misery and long-term hardship. That's appropriate, right?
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:24 AM   #23
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one other thing... you should pay cash for the club, and leave the receipt in the car. write on the receipt 'Well worth it.'
Not legal to break their window.


Personally I'd get some of that window chalk stuff and write on their back window "I park too close to other people. I am a loser."
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:25 AM   #24
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Personally I'd get some of that window chalk stuff and write on their back window "I park too close to other people. I am a loser."
Haha YES!
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Old 06-16-2006, 11:25 AM   #25
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Not even a low tac sticker...
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