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06-16-2006, 10:44 AM | #1 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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Operation CAN OPENER: Dun dun da na! Dun dun doo doo! DUH NA NA! DUH NA NA! DA DA!!!
OT's Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to devise and then execute (with photographic evidence) the most diabolical, most devious, most creative, most effective, and least illegal means of letting someone know that they parked too close to you.
The results should strike terror into the hearts of bad parkers everywhere! It should be a victory for all of us who make the extra effort to park in the middle of the space. Results will be judged on the following: 1. Perceived effectiveness (photographic eveidence is only required for the set-up. Evidence of reaction is not necessary--but encouraged) 2. Mitigation of any ability of the mark to press charges or sue, or for a passing police officer to give you grief. 3. Hilarity. 4. Ease of execution (is it a repeatable process that you could do again the next day?) I expect this thread to be periodically bumped with good stuff... Lord knows there are enough idiots parking cars out there to fuel this thing. If someone really goes over the top, I will send some sort of prize.
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06-16-2006, 10:48 AM | #2 |
Don't Thread on Me
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IBpooponthehood
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06-16-2006, 10:50 AM | #3 |
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Sometimes it's great to drive a poop box.
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06-16-2006, 10:50 AM | #4 |
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Remove valve stem cores from tires. Leave valve stem cores in envelope on windshield.
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06-16-2006, 10:51 AM | #5 |
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Hard to find something legal... Just google 'mickey mouse parking ticket'. Cannot link directly to it, due to NWS language.
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06-16-2006, 10:52 AM | #6 | |
Sufficient for Sharky
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06-16-2006, 10:53 AM | #7 | |
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06-16-2006, 10:54 AM | #8 |
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This is Thread Impossible. Doomed to fail, too much effort for OT.
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06-16-2006, 10:55 AM | #9 |
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Cover car with gasoline. Set on fire.
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06-16-2006, 10:55 AM | #10 |
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*waiting for brucelee's 50 cal-slug-holes-in-the-door pic*
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06-16-2006, 10:55 AM | #11 |
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Ill park at walmart, wait till someone parks to close to me. Go inside and buy a Club steering wheel lock. Break their ****ing window with the Club then secure it to their steering wheel.
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06-16-2006, 10:56 AM | #12 |
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Gasoline + brake fluid mixture. Pour on paint and light for instant results.
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06-16-2006, 10:56 AM | #13 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:02 AM | #14 |
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Thermite the car in half.
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06-16-2006, 11:02 AM | #15 |
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Always carry a slim jim in your car.
Open the culprit's door and then slam it into your car... Re-lock and close culprit's door Call police photograph the culprit's face as he walks back to his car and sees police waiting. (okay so you have to do some damage to your own car, but I bet they'll think twice before parking that close again.) Peace, Oquipah |
06-16-2006, 11:09 AM | #16 |
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Is it illegal to put a bumper sticker on someone's car?...
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06-16-2006, 11:09 AM | #17 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:11 AM | #18 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:14 AM | #19 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:16 AM | #20 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:20 AM | #21 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:24 AM | #22 |
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Get a high powered stun gun and shock the living **** out of the car. Hopefully you'll do some damage to the ECM and they'll be trying to track it down for 6 months.
You know, really create some misery and long-term hardship. That's appropriate, right? |
06-16-2006, 11:24 AM | #23 | |
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Personally I'd get some of that window chalk stuff and write on their back window "I park too close to other people. I am a loser." |
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06-16-2006, 11:25 AM | #24 | |
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06-16-2006, 11:25 AM | #25 | |
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