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Old 12-02-2002, 11:00 PM   #1
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Default why is it that i am the only one on i-club that DOESNT have a girl that wants to use

ME

seems like everyone's got a person who wants to "hit it" multiple times with them!
am i the only one left?
*sigh* i think i am
at least i got Mui! (my car)
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:16 PM   #2
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I'm with ya brother. Although the feeling is mutual. I don't want to "hit" anyone.

and I have a blue WRX too!

p@
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:20 PM   #3
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Chicks dig guys with silver cars. Almost as much as they dig guys with wagons
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:23 PM   #4
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i like to hit it multiple times.. in a night..
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:24 PM   #5
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i couldnt put it better my self . it seems like the wagons do get more ladies
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:36 PM   #6
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cause their all making it up!
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:41 PM   #7
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i too, am not hitting it.
<---Would like to be hitting it
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:42 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by HongKongBeef
i like to hit it multiple times.. in a night..
Your slow, replace night w/ hour and the ladies love the ride.

~~MikE--
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Old 12-03-2002, 12:14 AM   #9
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wow, i guess what people say about those wagons are true...
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Old 12-03-2002, 12:19 AM   #10
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Chicks dig guys with silver cars. Almost as much as they dig guys with wagons
HA! That's what I'm talking about!
-Brad
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Old 12-03-2002, 12:53 AM   #11
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5 Easy Steps to see if you should be "The Hitting It"

1. Look in the mirror of your bathroom, do you see A) a nice young man or B) a greasy lanky boy dressed in felt Rennasiance Fair clothes? If you see a), then give yourself one point.

2. Smell your armpits. Do you A) stink like a dogs arse or B) does your scent remind you of a summer breeze? Give your self a point if you picked B).

3. Record yourself talking about your car, current events, your college major, and tell a few jokes. Do you sound like A) a pathetic rambling sociopath with violent overtones or B) an engaging, cultured, suave and sophisticated person. If you picked B), give yourself a point.

4. Add in these points as well:
  • 1-3 inches - zero points
  • 3-5 inches - 2 points
  • 5-8 inches - 6 points
  • 8-10 inches - 2 points
  • 10+ - zero points (unless you have your eyes on that amazon girl next door, yow)
5. Do you ever leave the house?
if yes then add 2 points
if no then subtract 1 point

If you have
0 points, then you will probably never hit it.
1-3 points, you will hit it maybe 4 times in your life
4-8 points, you should be doing ok
9+ points, then you are hitting it right now and probably dont spend much time on this forum (like me)
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:00 AM   #12
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Wagon + folding rear seats + automatic = road head with option of getting freaky in bed-like rear of car.

Thats how I see it.

I own a coupe

Thats what a king size bed is for...
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:06 AM   #13
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it's easy man, what is wrong with you? one of my friends was taken upstairs by 2 chicks and they both blew him. unbelievable. but it did happen. the one girl was all freaking out the next day cuz she was alternating making out with the other girl and blowing my friend.

~~Quentin

edit: all 3 were as drunk as piss
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:14 AM   #14
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I'm back to being all alone again
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:19 AM   #15
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I'm back to being all alone again
Aw c'mon Brian!

I'm sure there are plenty of nice girls (and boys!) who'd wanna hit it with you

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Old 12-03-2002, 01:23 AM   #16
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Aw c'mon Brian!

I'm sure there are plenty of nice girls who'd wanna hit it with you

I really wish that was true....
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:30 AM   #17
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Aw c'mon Brian!

I'm sure there are plenty of nice girls (and boys!) who'd wanna hit it with you

are you coming onto him?
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:49 AM   #18
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dorifto:

you are not missing anything. sex as a physical thing is great and all, but ultimately it's just like any other physical thing, and nothing more. go play a sport or something, you'll get 90% of the same physical feeling when you're really having fun.

the emotional part of sex can't come from empty relationships with meaningless people. some people are happy with that, others are not.
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:03 AM   #19
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Yes, I believe he is.



Uh.....no
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:07 AM   #20
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a rewarding relationship beats the piss out of random sex acts. i'd give up any sex i've had for another good relationship. yes, i was somewhat of a slut my freshman year of college it all just turned out to be something i've regretted.

~~Quentin
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:09 AM   #21
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a rewarding relationship beats the piss out of random sex acts. i'd give up any sex i've had for another good relationship. yes, i was somewhat of a slut my freshman year of college it all just turned out to be something i've regretted.

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passionless sex = easy

true love = real

Don't worry about "hitting it" it's not worth your time
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:14 AM   #22
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Thats why wagons and foresters > sedans. Folding seats.
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:18 AM   #23
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Quote:
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go play a sport or something, you'll get 90% of the same physical feeling when you're really having fun.
yeah, I was playing foorballing and I creamed my pants when i made a touchdown. it was awesome until my family watched the video tape of the game. peewee football has always been a blast for me
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:25 AM   #24
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uh... that's the 10% that, for most of us , separates sex from another rewarding physical activity.

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Old 12-03-2002, 01:19 PM   #25
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Daniel, you scare me....but you have a point...

Point being, the more you think about trying to get some, the more you stress, the worse it is going to get, and the less you are going to get. Get a distraction, preferably a healthful one. Before you know it you will be on the fast track to either lovin, or screwin'

-Matt (wish me luck on redhead number 4 this weekend)
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