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02-03-2011, 07:21 PM | #2476 |
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Location: Chicopee
Vehicle:16 WRX Pure Red |
Dear.....,
You know what, I give up. Erector sets come with directions. Use them!
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02-03-2011, 08:19 PM | #2477 |
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Member#: 179639
Join Date: May 2008
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NESIC
Location: Hoboken, NJ
Vehicle:'84 Carrera / '13 Golf R / '02 Corolla |
Dear Volvo S40 on Broad St. in Lynn this morning,
Thank you for inching, ever so sneakily, up next to me on the right hand side at the light this morning. As you tried to jump the light, I decided to have a bit of fun and make your bunghole pucker a bit. You thought you got the jump, right until I hit the accelerator. As the truck's 700 ft/lbs of torque hit the pavement with mighty force, and began to slide sideways a tad, I guess you figured being next to a 8000lb sideways bundle of fury was a bit of poor judgement. This especially brought a grin to my face as you further noticed the 12ft high mound of snow that was steadily getting closer, as you dropped back 12 cars. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Thanks for your doucheyness. Sincerely, Bigfoot. |
02-03-2011, 08:28 PM | #2478 | |
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Location: Cambridge
Vehicle:2017 WRX Black |
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I passed that honda on route 9 the other day in hadley, thats about as bad as this VW I saw..... and then there was this dodge stealth with the fart cans.... In fact Dear......., please keep doing more ridiculous modifications to your cars, I in fact enjoy laughing at how really dumb your car looks everytime I see it. Last edited by ACE_2.5RS; 02-04-2011 at 01:45 AM. |
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02-03-2011, 10:38 PM | #2479 | |
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Location: Attleboro, MA
Vehicle:13 WRX Hatch SWP |
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And a VR4 or Stealth TT is very far from a civic. But hey, to each his own. Anyway... Dear older guy driving the Toyota SUV with little Timmy sucking on the back window, You were sitting in the center of town in the LEFT TURN ONLY lane, as the light turned green I was going straight and you proceeded to try to cut me off because you don't know how to drive, so I took of and swiftly got ahead to avoid you running me onto the sidewalk. As we hit the next light you came up next to me, looked at me and my friend like I was the *******, and when the light turned green, you sped off like I was going to race you or something. Really guy? Cmon now. Sincerely, the kid who doesn't like to be cut off by the turning lane. |
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02-03-2011, 10:43 PM | #2480 |
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Location: New Hampshire
Vehicle:1998 Forester S Red |
^^^^^
I'm with you on this one, if that was a R/T TT Stealth, then that exhaust is perfectly fine. Those used to be some of my favorite cars (I'm a fan of the whole captive import thing for some reason) Last edited by Flying Couch; 02-03-2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason: RABBLE |
02-04-2011, 08:29 AM | #2481 |
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NESIC
Location: Nashua, NH
Vehicle:2006 WRX TR 2013 Crosstrek |
Dear Infiniti G35 Driver,
I know you are impatient because people are following the law and waiting their turn to make a turn, but that does not give you the right to pull out into my lane to pass everyone. This forced me onto the sidewalk, almost hitting a pedestrian. Enjoy the ticket from the cop that was across the street! Sincerely, Mr. Patience |
02-04-2011, 04:51 PM | #2482 |
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Location: Broston
Vehicle:2002 Nissan Frontier buh bye WRX :( |
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02-04-2011, 07:06 PM | #2483 | |
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02-04-2011, 09:50 PM | #2484 |
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Location: waltham ma
Vehicle:2006 Volkswagen GTI United Gray |
Dear Mr. Beep
I cannot see through the 9 foot pile of snow and you didnt have your headlights on at 5pm how in the world was i supposed to see you as i SLOWLY crept out (by slow i mean not hitting the gas just bucking in drive) your honking and prompt use of swear words when nothing happened was great thank you for you see i wasnt aware of how "****ty a driver i am" or that i drive a "****ty vw" thank you for pointing that out ill keep that in mind when your son is arrested for dealing coke in a school zone asshat sincerley the guy who didnt have to work the next day thus not caring |
02-04-2011, 11:03 PM | #2485 |
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Location: NJ
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatch WRB |
Dear Horn Happy Harry,
I do apologize for not running that red light today. I was unaware that it was suddenly wrong to actually stop AT the line for the left turn lane instead of hanging out in the intersection and blowing through the red light when it changes. I hope that extra minute at the stoplight wasn't too much of an inconvenience. Sincerely, The Guy Who Yields to Traffic Going Straight Dear Silver Toyota Camry, You sir shall burn in the hottest depths of Hell. Three times, THREE TIMES I have caught you parking AGAINST my brand new rear bumper. One, that's really annoying and inconsiderate! Two, because of the parking lot layout there are no legal spaces next to, or behind where I usually park (hence why I park there). Stop creating your own spot! I therefore conclude, Mr. Pennsylvania License Plate GWZ6073, by saying I WILL be reporting your poor driving as a hit and run incident to the Philadelphia Police tomorrow morning. Until then, enjoy your future reservation at the Hell Hotel. Sincerely, Stop Parking Near Me! |
02-05-2011, 01:24 AM | #2486 |
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Location: New Hampshire
Vehicle:1998 Forester S Red |
Dear little bastard driving a Kia down the street from my house,
I understand that sometimes people speed a little, I will admit that I am an offender in that aspect. However, you somehow feel it ok to drive 20-30 over EVERY time you drive down our road . Normally, I say to each his own, it will catch up to you eventually, but you are getting out of hand. The other day you decided to drive by at your usual pace of 50mph right past my house. My little brother happened to be walking home from our neighbors house, and yelled for you to slow down; a reasonable reaction to almost getting killed because you noticed him at the last second. This does not mean that you should then whip around and fly by at 65+ swerving towards him, screaming obscenities. He's 13; you are proving nothing to anyone. In a matter of 5 minutes you almost murdered my brother twice. Next time I see you, I'm going to rain hellfire upon you. DON'T **** WITH MY FAMILY Sincerely, I know where you f***ing live |
02-05-2011, 07:01 AM | #2487 | |
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Location: southern New Hampshire, USA
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me...the cops would have been there after the swerving at him incident. |
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02-05-2011, 02:19 PM | #2488 | |
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02-05-2011, 04:16 PM | #2489 |
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Location: Port Orchard, WA
Vehicle:05 Saabaru 9-2X Deep Blue Metallic |
Get video of it. Even a crappy cell phone video should help
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02-05-2011, 09:25 PM | #2490 |
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Location: Beantown
Vehicle:2005 LGT Wagon 5MT Garnet Red Pearl |
Dear Beanboy,
Please don't slice the sidewall of one of your two month old winter tires on a curb ever again. On just wet pavement. At 10 mph while in traffic entering a parking lot. |
02-05-2011, 11:47 PM | #2491 | |
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that is an amazing display of ******* right there |
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02-06-2011, 07:14 AM | #2492 | |
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Location: southern New Hampshire, USA
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i feel for ya man, did this very thing bout 5 years ago. at the DD drive thru on the way to work at 1047PM. turned an average workday into a big ol' crap party |
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02-06-2011, 12:07 PM | #2493 | |
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Location: Beantown
Vehicle:2005 LGT Wagon 5MT Garnet Red Pearl |
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Problem is finding a winter tire at this point...bah! Last edited by Beanboy; 02-06-2011 at 12:18 PM. |
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02-06-2011, 09:29 PM | #2494 |
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Location: MA
Vehicle:2016 GTI C6 ZO6 track toy |
dear NYC,
please fix your awefull roads. i did not enjoy stopping on the side of the highway in the bronx to realize the rear suspension on the trailer had broken due to a cavernous pothole. i enjoyed even less having to waste almost 2 hours in the parking lot of autozone (in the bronx) trying to fix said damage. we really appreciated the extra 2 hours of travel time on our almost 14 hour trip to NJ and back because you are too lazy to fix your stupid roads. sincerely, the guy who never wants to drive through NYC again |
02-08-2011, 03:58 AM | #2495 |
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Location: Los Angeles
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatchback DGM |
dear black neon,
why yes i did notice your srt4 badge on the back. i also noticed the little "turbo" badge purchased from pepboys underneath it. you pull up next to me on the sunken meadow parkway but pretend you did not see me there. i look over and notice your big white stickers on the side of your car that say STAGE 1. as i look at your stickers and laugh at you while your ahead of me you downshift and try and take off. start a car length ahead while at 60 and end up 3 cars back by 120?? damn right i put on those hazards for you <3 sincerely, just another suby driver |
02-08-2011, 11:14 PM | #2496 |
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dear a$$hat that drives the black civic SI at my school,
you honestly fail at life...dont back into my car and pretend to not notice you just did it! I CLEARLY F*CKING SAW YOU DO THAT! and dont you ever, ever...ever park next to me, let alone breathe the same air that i breathe...you f*cking pissant. worthless honda...oh yeah and your i-vtec badge, clearly states that you only make horsepower at 5500rpms. douche sincerely the wrx who hates you |
02-09-2011, 09:50 AM | #2497 | |
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02-09-2011, 12:37 PM | #2498 | |
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02-09-2011, 07:51 PM | #2499 |
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Location: Bristol CT
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Dear asshat in the lexus,
Im sorry if me beeping my horn startled you but when you drive down the middle of both lanes when i want to pass you to get home from class, you should actually get your head out of your ass and pay attention. now i know driving must be hard to remember becuase you came out of the same dead end as i did, which means you KNEW there was two lanes each way when you came into the dead end the first place. BTW putting your high beams on during rush hour traffic was nun to smart on your part. not only did it piss me off more and prove to me of how much of a **** head you really are, but the drivers going the opposite way of us must have LOVED you. Sincerely, The NEIT student who just wants to get home with no bull |
02-11-2011, 10:49 AM | #2500 |
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
Vehicle:2005 WRX Wagon owl + bungee cord= my a$$ |
Dear Rav4,
Chatting on the phone as you were tailgating me in the far right lane was not a good idea. The advance right turn indicator light was green and I was going to turn right. You failed to see that your light was still red and the cross traffic had the advance green light for turning left. I griinned a little bit as I saw you hit those two cars in my rearview mirror. I hope the other drivers are ok. Sincerely, Hugh J. Kawk |
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