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04-27-2000, 04:11 PM | #1 |
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rice rice baby...
Rice, Rice, Baby!
Yo, VTEC, lets kick it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Alright stop - collaborate and listen, Rice is back with a brand new invention. Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly, 6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly. Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know, hit my neon lights and I'll glow. To tha extreme my car looks like a candle, and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal. Dance, I got a speaker that booms, this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room. Deadly, listen to tha melody, if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony. Love it or leave it you can't gain way, with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day. If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Now that my suspension is jumpin', my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin. Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin', cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon. Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble, you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol. In your souped up GN or 5.0... I'm on a roll, I always ride solo. Rollin', in my 2 point 0, it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow. Tha girlies on stand by, don't even want to say "Hi". Did ya stop? No, I just flew by. Kept on, pursuing to tha next block, I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop. The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Detroit Avenue! Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis. Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine, ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet, Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it. My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound, rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground. 'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel. 4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna step WITH THIS. In my rearview you'll fade, slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid. So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha gram. Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose, magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Yo, we outta here... E-Brake burnouts to your mother!
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04-27-2000, 04:18 PM | #2 |
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Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands.
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04-27-2000, 04:18 PM | #3 |
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04-27-2000, 04:21 PM | #4 |
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just for my defense.. I did not write that... I cant take credit for it.. it was found on a Mustang board and my brother sent it to me.. but I thought it was extremely funny.. so ENJOY
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04-27-2000, 04:24 PM | #5 |
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LOL. That was funny.
But like flanagan says, if you indeed wrote that yourself you have more time than most of the rest of us! |
04-27-2000, 04:30 PM | #6 |
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Funny stuff! It'd be even funnier if you posted a .WAV file of you rapping it!
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04-27-2000, 07:44 PM | #7 |
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How about this. Funny stuff. I found it on http://riceboypage.com .
http://riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of...0/got_rice.mp3 |
04-27-2000, 08:23 PM | #8 |
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smooooooth,
That was some nice poeting boy-i.e.chief Wigham hehe |
04-27-2000, 08:36 PM | #9 |
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RiceBoyPage.com is classic, man I hav spent many a day in there lmao while at work. You see that riced out Cavalier? oh my god, what POS, ha ha, I like the part when they talk about 300pounds on vinyl stickers on that one Hyundia, Maybe I should put a bigass wing on my S10 Widetrack? I allready have a bilstein suspension, maybe I should get some stickers so everyone knows my suspension rocks...ha ha ...rice rockets rule...
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08-07-2000, 10:00 AM | #10 |
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This was so good, I had to bring it back to the top!!
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08-07-2000, 10:09 AM | #11 |
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nicccccceeeeee..
Or should that be rice... lol J. |
08-07-2000, 10:13 AM | #12 |
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That was pretty funny.
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08-07-2000, 10:34 AM | #13 |
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If you go to Napster and search for Asian Pride, there is actually a song for the lyrics. There are also lots of other songs that talk about these "boy racers." Pretty funny stuff
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08-07-2000, 10:48 AM | #14 |
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ACK! The lyrics are funny as hell, but the really SCARY part is that I can still put the words to the song after all these years! Damn Vanilla Ice.
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08-07-2000, 10:48 AM | #15 |
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That is sooo funny. I have to foward it to my brother, a former Honda owner.
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08-07-2000, 10:52 AM | #16 |
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
Yo dAt Be hElLA TiTE BoY! AlL CIVIC OwNErS iN dA HouSE SaY HEY! I think I know why I just don't fit in on the Civic boards... |
08-07-2000, 11:03 AM | #17 |
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haha
dAyM mAnG, dAs WuZ dA sHyT, uH gOtZ tUh GiTz DeR sEe DeE I think I've been reading too many posts by VTEKK OWNZ U |
08-07-2000, 05:55 PM | #18 |
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You know you've been on impreza boards too long when you remember the first two times that went around three MYs ago (yet my status is a newbie).
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08-07-2000, 09:29 PM | #19 |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
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08-07-2000, 10:46 PM | #20 |
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Ahh.. The memories. That song brings a tear to my eye. Because I was laughing so hard when I first heard it!!! Hillarious!
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08-08-2000, 01:28 AM | #21 |
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Hey! Hucker! Is this the Cavalier you were talking about?This had ought to be illegal.
These are pictures from a site by a riceboy showing of his b*tch bucket. It'S ThE GrAnD SmEk YaLlZ! The minor "performance" mods he has are easily negated by the weight of his in-car entertainment system(unecessarily loud sound system).Not to mention that this Grand Am is only a 4-cylinder base model. Funny, if my car looked that bad, I'd hide my plate number too. Here's a link to his site: http://www.gapower.com/images/pictur...erscorner.html [This message has been edited by MikeYOX (edited August 08, 2000).] |
08-08-2000, 04:43 AM | #22 |
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That is funny. It is scarry still remember the original Ice, Ice baby
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08-08-2000, 09:32 AM | #23 |
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WTF is that thing! I would rather drive around in a rust bucket than even been seen lookin at that car! what a shame...hahahah
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08-08-2000, 03:17 PM | #24 |
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AHHHHHHHH....Cant belive he even posed with that POS-Bleach.ptewy...
Still laughin about that song-still seems fresh some 41/2 months later, gotta save it and e-mail it to friends-hahahahahahahaha |
08-08-2000, 03:58 PM | #25 |
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That is some funny *****. Very catchy, im gonna send it to all the riceboys I know! wait I dont associate with any. O well.
That was very good though. Riceboy.com is awsome, my friend told my about it a long time ago, I spent like 10 hours strait on it, read and saw everything, I couldnt stop, sorta like this giant run on sentence, caaaant stop ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ok im done, later all Jay McDade MY00 BRP RS coupe |
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