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10-21-2009, 03:53 PM | #1626 |
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<JGard> I eat out your mom every weekend
<GTF> you must have strong teeth, her skin is like a wild boar....
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10-22-2009, 02:47 PM | #1627 |
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[14:36] <GTF> [email protected] has forwarded you this craigslist.org posting.
[14:36] <GTF> how did I just forward a craigslist posting to myself? [14:37] <GTF> http://nwct.craigslist.org/mcy/1430837112.html [14:39] <subrew> gtf: i bet jvag has your gmail password [14:39] <GTF> i am chatting with her [14:39] <GTF> she did not send it [14:40] * thug whistles [14:40] <GTF> haha [14:41] <GTF> how do you do that? [14:41] <thug> you use this thing called the 'keyboard' [14:41] <thug> and you 'type' in that email address [14:41] <thug> http://nh.craigslist.org/email.frien...gID=1386452211 [14:41] <GTF> it says it is forwarded from my address [14:41] <thug> BTW i didnt send the first one [14:41] <GTF> computers aer hard [14:42] <GTF> i tittered at the last one thank you And the link I sent him for those playing at home: http://nh.craigslist.org/mat/1386452211.html |
10-26-2009, 04:43 PM | #1628 |
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[16:37] JGard: said I move well and he thought I had done it before...even though I could have sworn he knew I hadn't
[16:37] thug: nice [16:37] JGard: I still get concerned about hurting the other guy [16:38] JGard: so I go kinda weaksauce sometimes [16:38] JGard: and thus can't do the moves right [16:38] JGard: but I'm figuring it out |
10-26-2009, 04:46 PM | #1629 |
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[16:45] mattk: ug. there's a funny penny arcade strip that compares MMA to 20 minutes of sweaty dick punching. so, of course i googled sweaty dick punching
[16:45] *** thug has left #nesic. [16:45] mattk: because I am retarded [16:45] JGard: haha [16:45] JGard: yeah [16:45] JGard: that's not too bright [16:45] mattk: newp [16:45] JGard: I hope it worked out well for you, though |
10-26-2009, 07:19 PM | #1630 |
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10-28-2009, 03:57 PM | #1631 |
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[15:53] <JGard> Molly's soccer got cancelled tonight
[15:53] <JGard> that's going to seriously cut into my xbox time [15:53] <JGard> but she's playing tomorrow [15:53] <GTF> **** it, play anyway [15:53] <GTF> she a big girl and can keep herself busy [15:54] <JGard> oh I will [15:54] <JGard> just not as long [15:54] <GTF> put some oprah on [15:54] <GTF> bitches can't resist that **** [15:54] <JGard> after two hours she bugged me asking if I was almost done [15:54] <JGard> so I stopped playing [15:54] <GTF> say no [15:54] <JGard> and we just kept sitting on the couch and watched tv [15:54] <GTF> problem solved [15:54] <thug> haha [15:54] <JGard> I was :| [15:54] <GTF> you *****! [15:54] <JGard> srsly [15:54] <GTF> we have a saying in my house [15:54] <JGard> I tried to explain to her today [15:54] <JGard> this is my new shiny toy [15:54] <GTF> "i do what I want" [15:54] <JGard> ha [15:54] <GTF> cept jvag been giving it back to me lately [15:55] <JGard> see? [15:55] <JGard> it's not as easy as you think [15:55] <JGard> once you start caring, you ****ed |
10-28-2009, 04:11 PM | #1632 |
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<GTF> it just has to be dumb enough for her to shake her head and roll over and leave you the **** alone
<JGard> I'm sure you've mastered that <GTF> it is my A game |
11-04-2009, 09:37 AM | #1633 |
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[09:29] *** coop_ [coop@=5yr-67-154-75-648.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has joined #nesic
[09:29] *** fish left #nesic [] [09:30] <santa> nice [09:30] <santa> only one Helbling allowed in here at a time [09:30] *** fish [fish@=sDtly6.imprivata.com] has joined #nesic [09:31] *** coop [coop@=d3x-34-79-430-236.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has quit [Ping Timeout] [09:31] <GTF> ha |
11-13-2009, 09:25 AM | #1634 |
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wtf - its now blocked in china!
I love china - i love communism - i love the goberment here - they are the best! (can i have my irc back now?) |
11-13-2009, 04:22 PM | #1635 |
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[16:16] <mattk> be careful not to turn right out of the drivway. youll nevver get home
[16:16] <GTF> dude, it DOES not like to turn right [16:16] <GTF> i have to turn right to get it in the driveway [16:17] <GTF> it's like wrestling jgard's mom in jello [16:17] <mattk> awesome, but at teh same time really profoundly disturbing? [16:17] <jgard> takes you 2 seconds? [16:18] <GTF> ha [16:18] <GTF> to both [16:18] <GTF> i was going for dangerous [16:19] <jgard> a better metaphor would have been saying it's like trying to pull gtf away from you when you've used peanut butter [16:19] <mattk> heartbreaking? [16:19] <jgard> ha! |
11-19-2009, 01:34 PM | #1636 |
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[13:32] paultg: i love b=\robert patti
[13:32] paultg: nson [13:32] paultg: that was a tough fight with heather at the keybooard [13:32] fish: funny thing is [13:32] fish: you appear to have lost [13:32] fish: paul = 0 / heather = 1 [13:33] paultg: heatyher is obviosly stronger |
12-02-2009, 02:42 PM | #1637 |
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[14:40] <GTF> i'm a gay cowboy that likes to hit stuff
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12-16-2009, 11:58 AM | #1638 |
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<dubbz> wait
<dubbz> joe switched teams? <GTF> yep dubbz, now he's a strait vampire |
12-21-2009, 08:58 PM | #1639 |
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[14:44] thug: just got my first holiday gift basket from a vendor
[14:44] fish: that one is old tho, the FB post [14:44] thug: the box is 3' x 1' x 1' [14:46] GTF: remind you of jgard's mom? [14:49] GTF: get it [14:49] GTF: it's a large box [14:49] subrew: haha [14:49] thug: nice [14:49] thug: just opened it [14:49] thug: this basket is obscene [14:49] GTF: and jgard's mom....has....a......excessively sized.......vagina [14:50] subrew: gtf: baseball is a game played with a stick and a ball [14:50] GTF: tell me more [14:51] JGard_: gtf [14:51] JGard_: when word has a leading vowel [14:51] JGard_: you use an [14:51] JGard_: when leads with constanant, you then use a [14:51] JGard_: ps, you're a turd [14:51] GTF: well your mom still has a HUGE ****! [14:51] JGard_: ha [14:52] JGard_: touche! |
12-22-2009, 01:48 PM | #1640 | |
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12-22-2009, 02:38 PM | #1641 | |
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12-22-2009, 02:56 PM | #1642 |
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doh. Consonant. You know the last time I've said/typed that word? Pretty sure it was like 20 years ago.
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12-22-2009, 03:13 PM | #1643 |
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12-28-2009, 12:54 PM | #1644 |
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<subrew> subframe for a miata
<subrew> for mounting a VW TDi <GTF> wat <mattk> uh <GTF> that is retarded |
12-28-2009, 01:42 PM | #1645 |
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<subrew> i wiped out a few times trying to ride through your mom's pubes
<kz> I'm leery of doing it alone |
01-11-2010, 03:42 PM | #1646 |
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<GTF> i stay up nights thinking about what thug wants to do to my poor mom
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01-13-2010, 05:12 PM | #1647 |
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<subrew> i've driven a previous pilot, and two ridgelines
<@Jer> and then <@Jer> subrew, thumbs up? <@Jer> down <@Jer> sideways <@Jer> up the bum? *** Jer has quit IRC: QUIT: Leaving <subrew> that left him hanging |
01-14-2010, 10:45 AM | #1648 |
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big lulz and wow
<GTF> you aren't man enough to play soccer <GTF> and I can't believe I typed that |
01-14-2010, 05:02 PM | #1649 |
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<JGard> santa and I are engaged
also <JGard> although I do wish I had a tongue the length of Gene Simmons' <JGard> but I made due <JGard> only got a little sauce on my chin/cheeks/nose Last edited by Matt K; 01-19-2010 at 03:51 PM. |
01-20-2010, 02:17 PM | #1650 |
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nwidtfeldt: <Slvrblt> and today's random question to entertain everyone: If you could claim you wrote any book- what would it be?
<fish> kama sutra <thug> bible <Slvrblt> I already have mine and thug just said it <JGard> The toran <thug> wait <fish> koran? <thug> the Toran? <thug> wow <bluedominion> yeah, wtf is the toran? <Slvrblt> either that or the Tora <mattk> ha <Slvrblt> or is it torah? <thug> Torah and Koran <JGard> tora <JGard> koran <thug> 2 different books, 2 different religions <JGard> I write them both <JGard> merge into one book <JGard> new religion <JGard> listen <Slvrblt> way to go- jamma loses at religion <JGard> any religion that hates Jesus isn't worth knowing <Slvrblt> this is like that scene from Forgetting Sarah silverman <JGard> that's all I have to say about that <JGard> honestly I couldn't remember <JGard> I thought it was Tora <JGard> but I thought that would be wrong <JGard> so I wrote Toran |
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