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02-28-2006, 11:48 AM | #1 |
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So my boss stole my heater....
I went looking for it on my office floor and couldn't find it in anyone's office. Didn't look in the boss's office though.
A week later I then mention it to another co-worker who then said he saw my boss using it in his office. I was like ***! So me being the chicken **** and not wanting to accuse my boss of stealing my heater (which is acutally the company's but he didn't know this though), I devise another way of getting it back. One day after he's gone I go into his office, take the heater apart, disconnect a wire so that it can't turn on and I put it back together. Yesterday my boss comes into my office: Boss: Hey...by any chance you're missing a heater? Me: Yeah actually am! I think the cleaning people might've taken it. Boss: Uhhh..yeah I think they might've taken it and misplaced it in my office. Me: O RLY? Boss: Yeah...I don't know why they would've done something like that. Me: Hmm...me neither Me: So I'll come pick it later then. Boss: Ok So he uses it for over a week and then since it now doesn't "work" decides to let me know it was misplaced in his office. Oh the humanity!
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02-28-2006, 11:50 AM | #2 |
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Sounds like a real douche.
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02-28-2006, 11:50 AM | #3 |
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I work with a bunch of pussies that all fell the need to have heaters in their offices.
"We're cold." "**** you; put a sweater on!" |
02-28-2006, 11:51 AM | #4 | |
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02-28-2006, 11:52 AM | #5 |
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maybe next time you should just grow some balls...hairy ones to keep your vag warm....
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02-28-2006, 11:53 AM | #6 |
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lmfao you ftw... your boss = teh tool
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02-28-2006, 11:53 AM | #7 |
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Steal his wife FTW
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02-28-2006, 11:54 AM | #8 |
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So rather than simply take your heater back, you went through the trouble of disassembling it, rendering it inoperable, and reassembling it?
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02-28-2006, 11:58 AM | #9 |
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Well I really wasn't using it and it was the company's. I just didn't like the fact that he didn't just ask for it and just took it. Plus i wanted to amuse myself.
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02-28-2006, 11:59 AM | #10 |
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a staple between the hot and neutral on the edison where he plugs it in would also have worked ...
oh, wait... he has your stapler too? |
02-28-2006, 12:00 PM | #11 |
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After I found out the boss had I would've asked him about and said something like, "Hey, I had a heater under my desk and now it's missing. Nobody else has seen it. It's not a HUGE issue, but it is creepy to know we might have thieves in our midst. Has anybody else reported anything missing?" <your halo twinkles here>
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02-28-2006, 12:03 PM | #12 | |
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02-28-2006, 12:06 PM | #13 |
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...I love ****ing with my boss when i know he is in the wrong.
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02-28-2006, 12:08 PM | #14 | |
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Makes you wonder why he didn't just build a new heater out of paperclips pebbles and bits of string. aka Martha Stewart. Although your solution was geekish, was in really the only solution? Couldn't you just have unplugged it? |
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02-28-2006, 12:08 PM | #15 |
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Well played old man, well played.
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02-28-2006, 12:11 PM | #16 |
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space heaters are banned in my office.
Ever think you were violating policy? |
02-28-2006, 02:12 PM | #17 | |
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02-28-2006, 02:15 PM | #18 |
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Your plan worked beautifully and you are to be commended.
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02-28-2006, 02:17 PM | #19 | |
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02-28-2006, 02:19 PM | #20 |
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heh. My company not only approves of space heaters, but wired an outlet in my office directly to the fuse box so it would stop tripping the circuit breaker for me.
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02-28-2006, 02:19 PM | #21 |
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02-28-2006, 02:20 PM | #22 |
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life is short. If my boss horked my heater and I was cold, I'd simply leave and not come back. There are warmer places out there and bosses who dot decrease productivity by messing with the labor.
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02-28-2006, 02:21 PM | #23 |
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Man I wish I knew how to chop.
[insert GIF of dancing owl with a hat and heater on his head] |
02-28-2006, 02:24 PM | #24 |
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AH.. good 'ol passive aggressive. No one "really" gets hurt.
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02-28-2006, 03:31 PM | #25 |
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Should've reported him and then demanded raise in salary for far less work
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