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11-02-2005, 11:37 AM | #1 |
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Can you hear me now? *splash*
Walked into the men's room a minute ago to hear someone in the stall yammering on their cell phone.
They paused when they heard me walk in. I think he'd been stealthing the call, hoping the person on the other end (wife?) didn't realize where he was. I proceeded to make as much bathroom-related noise as I could while using the urinal. Tinkle tinkle sploosh... flush. If I had Asinine's gastric training I could have busted out a nice big fart. That would have made it. Did I do wrong?
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11-02-2005, 11:42 AM | #2 | |
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What made it worse, I think the guy was talking to somebody about work. I hope it was a client/customer/his boss. |
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11-02-2005, 11:43 AM | #3 |
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4 hella horns make cell phone conversations difficult for the drivers around me
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11-02-2005, 11:44 AM | #4 |
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i went into the adjacent stall and flushed 4 times in about 40 seconds when this happened at work.
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11-02-2005, 11:46 AM | #5 |
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Just yell out: "OMGZORZ!!!! What did I eat? This assplosion is never ending!"
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11-02-2005, 11:47 AM | #6 | |
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It's so hard to stop mid-stream... I can only imagine him being forced to continue peeing on his own phone |
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11-02-2005, 11:48 AM | #7 | |
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11-02-2005, 11:50 AM | #8 |
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There is a guy here who likes to brush his teeth in the bathroom. I destroyed the toilet in the stall behind him while he was doing it one day after lunch.
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11-02-2005, 11:51 AM | #9 | |
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11-02-2005, 11:55 AM | #10 |
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I use my phone in the bathroom to play games on...I never understood why people would want to have a conversation while they are taking a dump...
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11-02-2005, 11:59 AM | #11 |
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11-02-2005, 12:00 PM | #12 |
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Walk in the tranquil bathroom with the only the sound of rustling water and shuffling feet. And Blare this Mothef***er!!!!
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11-02-2005, 12:08 PM | #13 | |
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11-02-2005, 12:16 PM | #14 | |
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11-02-2005, 12:20 PM | #15 | |
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11-02-2005, 12:22 PM | #16 | |
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11-02-2005, 12:24 PM | #17 |
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Eh.. don't think I would do it in a public bathroom..
But when I am working from home, I talk to my boss at least a few times a week when taking a crap. *shrug* goes something like this Me: *sits down and proceeds to crap ring ring ring Me: Hey Toby T: hey..there's a problem with XXXXX database.. need you to check it out *plop* *crickets* T: Are taking a **** while you're on the phone with me? Me: yup.. thats what happens when you call me at 8am.. chances are I will be doing the same thing every time you call me around this time. T: You are a nasty mf'er Me: yup Rinse.. repeat at least 3 times a week |
11-02-2005, 12:37 PM | #18 |
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I hope you went for the 2 point conversion...
the loud rip at the urinal. I always try to fart at the urinal. AO |
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