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Old 12-19-2007, 10:17 AM   #1
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Default Another testament to the one-shot stopping power of the .45 ACP

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...feshot18m.html

Man shoots wife before starting job as deputy

By The Associated Press


TUALATIN, Ore. — Police say Ryan Osbrink was getting ready for a job at the sheriff's department and practicing his draw when his .45-caliber pistol discharged, killing his wife.

Tualatin police say 23-year-old Kimberly Osbrink was entering the room Sunday night when the bullet struck her in the abdomen.

The Clark County, Washington, sheriff's department has delayed hiring the 24-year-old Osbrink until the investigation is complete. He was to report for duty on Wednesday.

The police say the shooting was unintentional, and the weapon was Osbrink's.



And the PD is probably going to go ahead and hire the idiot!

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Old 12-19-2007, 10:21 AM   #2
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Practicing his draw? I did that with cap guns when I was 13. Back when toy guns looked like real guns.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:22 AM   #3
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What a retard.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:26 AM   #4
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What a retard.
That's Officer Retard to you, buddy.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:26 AM   #5
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"So, Mr. Osbrink, what would you say is your biggest asset?"

"I have excellent reation and draw times."

"Very good. What would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"I'd have to say either trigger control or first aid."
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:26 AM   #6
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That's Officer Retard to you, buddy.
Deputy Dip****!
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:31 AM   #7
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Jeezus, what an a-hole.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:38 AM   #8
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:40 AM   #9
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seriously, I wish we could stop giving guns to retards.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:41 AM   #10
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seriously, I wish we could stop giving guns to retards.
But how do you know they're retarded until after they blow their wife's uterus out her back?
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:42 AM   #11
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seriously, I wish we could stop giving guns to retards.
it's every idiots right to buy guns and run for office. it says so right there in the 2nd amendment.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:44 AM   #12
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"hey honey, stand in front of me while i practice my draw so it simulates a real situation. and i'll go ahead and chamber a round too"
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:46 AM   #13
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Jeezus, what an a-hole.
Ohhhhh I get it.

"a" stands for "abdomen." Good one.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:49 AM   #14
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Oh yeah, and the news anchors said he's a vet who came home from the war with some commendations.

One of those was obviously not for gun safety. Do they not teach that in boot camp anymore?
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:58 AM   #15
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But how do you know they're retarded until after they blow their wife's uterus out her back?
Sounds like cleansing of the gene pool to me. You say this like its a bad thing?
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:01 AM   #16
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Sounds like cleansing of the gene pool to me. You say this like its a bad thing?
Since it wasn't a self inflicted wound, your statement holds no water.
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:12 AM   #17
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:16 AM   #18
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Since it wasn't a self inflicted wound, your statement holds no water.
Neither does his wife.
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:18 AM   #19
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Hand over the bullet, Barney.
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:18 AM   #20
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There goes that promotion he was gunning for.
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:19 AM   #21
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He's a straight shooter with upper management potential.
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The deceased:



Not too shabby!
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:24 AM   #23
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Not too shabby!
Probably just what the coroner is thinking right about now...
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:51 AM   #24
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This is pretty fishy.

He is either a complete moron for "playing" with a loaded weapon, or he was looking to upgrade on the wifey front.

Here's an update:
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/orego...940.xml&coll=7
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:59 AM   #25
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I'm wondering when they are going to reveal that he actually double-tapped her.
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