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06-17-2011, 11:44 PM | #1101 |
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Chicago Suburbs
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06-17-2011, 11:56 PM | #1102 |
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Location: just south of cincinnati
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in a southern accent... "That thing sounds like my ol' 'cuda. What size Hemi does that thang have in 'er?"
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06-18-2011, 01:02 AM | #1103 |
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Member#: 283311
Join Date: May 2011
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Virginia (NoVA)
Vehicle:2015 DGM |
Him: Nice Mustang.
Me: -_- |
06-18-2011, 01:05 AM | #1104 |
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Join Date: May 2011
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Location: Virginia (NoVA)
Vehicle:2015 DGM |
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06-18-2011, 01:16 AM | #1105 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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Location: Laramie, WY
Vehicle:2010 LR WRX MPS powered. |
should've gone something like this: STD: Sexually Transmitted Disease, something that nobody wants and cannot be cured. STi: Subaru Technica International, the high performance version of the Subaru Impreza, the latest version of which has a 305bhp 2.5L turbocharged engine and all wheel drive. i <3 STi (and yes, the dancing bannana should be included)
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06-18-2011, 03:37 AM | #1106 |
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Member#: 238919
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Location: Back in the Rogue Valley baby!
Vehicle:007 LGT LTD DGM stg1 |
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06-18-2011, 06:06 PM | #1107 | |
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Location: Chicago Suburbs
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06-18-2011, 11:22 PM | #1108 |
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Member#: 256953
Join Date: Sep 2010
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: New Cumberland, PA
Vehicle:2014 Built DGM BRZ 2016 Fiesta ST WP Tricoat |
Some random older guy that was fishing next to me said this. A WRX pulled up past our fishing spot and saw that we were already there and then turned around and drove away.
Guy: *blow off valve vents air* Damn sounds like something just broke *a few seconds later...* And it sounds like it's running on 3 cylinders. Me: That's actually what my car sounds like too. It's because of the Boxer motor and UEL headers. Him: Oh okay it kinda looked like yours too. Same color. |
06-19-2011, 02:05 PM | #1109 |
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Member#: 187013
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Location: Buffalo Grove, IL
Vehicle:2013 ST |
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06-19-2011, 05:41 PM | #1110 |
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Member#: 235777
Join Date: Jan 2010
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MAIC
Location: Wilmington, DE
Vehicle:2000 RS BuRP 2007 2.5i CGM |
Not really hilarious, but people always ask to drive my car and I tell them if they can start it they can drive it. So I get asked why it won't start. (5spd)
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06-19-2011, 06:26 PM | #1111 | |
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Location: Central Ontario
Vehicle:16' Focus ST Kona Blue |
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06-19-2011, 07:43 PM | #1112 |
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Location: Bay Area, CA
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its not funny, actually rather pathetic and I heard this at the San Jose Auto Show with a bunch of idiot boppers sitting in the 2009 STI...
Idiot 1: "I'm gonna get one of these!" idiot 2: "But you can't drive stick" Idiot 1: "I'll just get one in automatic then" *face palm* |
06-19-2011, 08:27 PM | #1113 |
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Member#: 154173
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Ghetto, AR
Vehicle:2006 STI |
Was drying off the car after I washed it, an older guy walks up:
Guy: This thing would look better on my car(pointing to rear wing) Me: What do you have? Guy: That Old Honda over there. |
06-19-2011, 08:30 PM | #1114 | |
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Location: Central Ontario
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06-19-2011, 08:33 PM | #1115 |
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Location: Laramie, WY
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^^^ricer extermination! prepare the nukes!
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06-19-2011, 08:46 PM | #1116 | |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Ottawa Canada
Vehicle:2005 Ver8 EJ207 VF37 6 speed |
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06-19-2011, 09:00 PM | #1117 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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AKIC
Location: Anchorage Alaska
Vehicle:2002 WRX PSM |
I posted this in my regional forum back in April because the original thread here was closed, but heres a funny one I got...
I walked into the shop to drive my car out when they were finished changing the tires and there are three guys just standing around looking at it. Big guy- "Twin turbos eh?" me- "ah naw just a single turbo for me" Big guy- "oh yeah thats cool, I just bought a micro fiber muffler for my car me- (thinking "MICRO fiber?") "Micro fiber eh? sounds expensive. what kind of car do you drive?" Big guy- "oh i got a ford focus. its an svt but the muffler didn't fit so I had to sell it" Me- "oh thats too bad. you should pick up a carbon fiber one it might fit better" Big guy- "oh nice I'll look into those!" me- "cool man good luck " |
06-19-2011, 09:43 PM | #1118 |
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Location: Laramie, WY
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06-19-2011, 10:20 PM | #1119 |
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The great white north
Vehicle:1999 impreza 2.5 RS rally pearl blue |
My aunt used to have a lifted bronco on 35's with one of those bathroom stools tied to a rope for my mom and the rest of the family. Even as a child I was the only one who could get into it without the stool and when I got my license I was the only one that could drive it without having the seat all of the way forward. I'm fairly tall 6'1 last time I checked I have have owned nothing but tiny vehicles (other than my gmc safari but it's a MINIvan) ford escort gt 2 door hatch gmc sonoma xtra cab so pretty small truck in comparison to other trucks toyota rav 4 I feel like I'm driving a jacked up smart car subaru 2.5 rs I can barely get a body in the trunk and it's a chore the do it in the back seat but almost every short person I know owns a large jacked up truck or dreams about large jacked up trucks. Do they not know owning a giant truck only makes thier dicks look smaller by comparison? The other day I even had a guy at the gas station look up at me and say cute little toy about my car while reaching up to pump diesel into his dick be gone. He also walked like a rent a cop(you know with his arms jutted out like he has huge muscles and cant straighten his arms or walk likea normal person) and wore a tapout shirt. |
06-19-2011, 10:29 PM | #1120 |
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you know, you really shouldn't go around talking about putting bodies in your trunk...people might begin to think that you're a murderer or something (don't kill me, i won't tell anyone, i promise) hahaha
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06-19-2011, 10:40 PM | #1121 | |
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Location: Central Ontario
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Even the big truck thing. I guarantee that more than 3/4's of them havent even seen grass let alone mud or rocks (the only reason you should lift your truck) |
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06-20-2011, 12:35 PM | #1122 |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Western North Carolina
Vehicle:2004 Stage 2 WRXti WRB FTW |
I agree the diesel loving tapout wearing country boys are a bit much. Living in the south/appalachians this is a problem every single day. Except here there are V8 truck drivers that have the same mentality. But I will say that 3 of my friends, whom all drive diesel trucks, respect my car as much as their trucks. They love riding in it and have nothing but good things to say about it. One used to have a wrx himself. The best part to me is that these subie respecting diesel drivers have the fastest trucks around.
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06-20-2011, 01:20 PM | #1123 |
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Location: Southern Oregon
Vehicle:2002 2.5rs Crap |
First day I bought my car I got this one. Also my car had a horrendous rod knock that could be heard from a mile away.
I pull up to a stop light and this car with a bunch of kids(teens) look over and say: Them: "Is that thing turboed?" Me: "Yeah..." Them: "Roast em up dude!!" (While doing the burnout signal) Me: -_- I then drive off slowly.. |
06-20-2011, 09:21 PM | #1124 |
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Location: Concord, NC
Vehicle:'17 CWP WRX-405whp '04 PSM WRX built-380whp |
^Dat 1 wheel peel.
Anyways today I was cruising around in my grandmas Buick Rendezvous (the suspension feels like it's made out of lime Jello) and I see a Forester behind me. Hes all mad because I'm doing the speed limit. He felt the need to pass me on the shoulder (grass/dirt, it was also raining). Gotta love that AWD? |
06-20-2011, 09:25 PM | #1125 |
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Location: Asheville, NC
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'Oh, I thought it was a M3.'
'Is that for rally?' ointing to my slammed, blingy sedan: |
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