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08-19-2004, 09:58 AM | #1 |
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Spotted: Asshat in 02-03 WRX with MA plate 9095TB
Dear Asshat,
When you came up behind me on i93 N. this morning I waved at you thinking, "Oh look, another Subaru. Won't it be nice to drive with this guy for a little while." Little did I know what your definition of "drive" was. You and your STi wanna-be and the R32 wanna-be you were racing with are a menace to other drivers. Not to mention a perfect example of the kind of mental retardation that gives other WRX drivers a bad name, and is bound to result in your pretty car getting wrapped around a tree one day. Once I realized what a stunning display of bad judgement and general ineptitude you intended to perform on the Interstate this morning, I was torn between wanting to catch you to write down your license plate so I could denounce your antics in front of your peers, and not wanting to appear to be part of your recreation of The Fast and the Foolish. The Volkswagen, to his minor credit, was at least using the occasional turn signal to warn other drivers of the next stupid move he intended to make. After a minute or two of watching you and your cognitively deficient colleague swerve through traffic like you both had hives full of bees shoved up your asses, I decided that work could wait. I would follow you as far out of my way as it took to write down your license plate number. It should tell you something about the utility of your antics that I was able to catch up with you at your exit while driving in a calm and sane fashion, albeit above the speed limit. (I trust that reasonable people can understand the difference between driving above the speed limit and driving like an epileptic baboon on cocaine.) In the spirit of goodwill I would like to invite you to attend a COM track driving event or a BMW autocross so that you might learn how to drive your car. In the unlikely event that you have attended such an event, I would like to inform you that no amount of driver training justifies your reckless display this morning. -James PS: The car was blue.
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08-19-2004, 09:58 AM | #2 |
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08-19-2004, 10:13 AM | #6 | |
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If you got his plate #, and really wanted to make a difference, you should have called it in to the State Police and reported it as racing / drunk driving / etc... They take that stuff pretty seriously.
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08-19-2004, 01:58 PM | #13 |
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that was the most well written display of mental clarity i have seen on these boards
i think what i just said makes sense.... |
08-19-2004, 02:05 PM | #14 |
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Asshat?!??! I like that. Now if I could only be my wife's asshat more than once every six weeks. I wouldn't be doing this
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08-19-2004, 05:13 PM | #17 |
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James,
It's "reckless" not "wreckless". Also, use "occasional" instead of "occassional". Also also, remember to insult his mother. Raj |
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hey I'm an English/Journalism major too, and my name is Chase, which people constantly mistake for James
as for this "asshat," just wait till it snows and the roads get a little icy, then nature will run it's course |
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This has to be one of the best rants of all time. Simply marvelous may you never catch me being ans asshat on the Highway
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08-20-2004, 10:50 AM | #23 |
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Bump for Friday to see if anyone knows Mr. Asshat.
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08-20-2004, 12:46 PM | #24 |
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Have we yet confirmed that baboons can be aflicted with epilepsy?
I say you call the police on top of this thread. Surely, this guy is one of the multitude who say "I don't need to go to a real track. I know I'm a wicked fast driver and don't need to waste the money". In reality, as you know, guys in Miatas would be handing him his head to the tune of 15 seconds a lap. jack |
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just noting that I drive an '04
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