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AWDPirate · 06-27-2012, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by REVIT9K

Don't tell me; you guys had it "tougher" than the current generation eh?

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REVIT9K · 06-27-2012, 02:16 AM

Too bad he doesn't update like he use to.

im2ninja4u · 06-27-2012, 02:30 AM

One of my favorite port calls while I was in 7th fleet was Australia. I've been to Perth, Sydney, and Brisbane and always had fun but Sydney was memorable. Before we pulled into Sydney one of my friends had heard too many sea stories that Australia was an easy place to get laid so he was expecting to get his dick sucked as soon as we got onto the pier but that **** never happened so we went to our hotel room unpacked our **** and got ready to hit up a club in Darling Harbour with another friend of mine, which is right on the pier by the Sydney Opera House. We tried all night to pull bitches from the club but it just wasn't working out so I believe around 1 in the morning we stumbled our way back to the hotel room. On our way back we saw these two girls who looked like hookers. One of them was decent, the other one looked like a cow. Anyway after some sweet talking we managed to pull both of them back to the room and got them into our beds. Mind you, there's 3 of us and only two girls so I let both of my friends get dibs on them since I had a booty call with a "friend" I met while I was in Japan.
We start taking bundaberg rum shots with the girls to loosen them up. All four of them get piss drunk while I'm at a table in the shadows spectating with my pants off sipping on some rum smoking a cuban (just kidding about the pants part). Both of the girls start crawling into bed and I'm thinking to myself

but at the last minute the fat bitch decides she's too drunk and doesn't want to go through with this **** but her decent looking friend wants to get laid so she invites us to go over to her house for an Australian BBq whatever the hell that is. I declined as well as one of my other friends because this was way too ****ing easy and I've seen too many goddamn movies and didn't want to get murdered. Being drunk somehow we made a poor decision that hey, maybe only the guy that the decent looking girl wants to **** should go so he did

. Apparently we had made arrangements to meet us at some statue in the morning on the pier and we were like yah. So he takes off with the bitches and my other friend and I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning to elegant fapping sounds and looked to the other bed and see my friend beating his **** furiously. He stops when he realizes I'm awake and straight out says he needs to bust a nutt. I'm like alright, hookers are kinda legal here so we stroll through the phonebook and apparently, there's asian hookers everywhere so we get one. Before she gets there my friend wants me to record everything. I agree so I take out my camera and start recording his expectations and then I throw it in the drawer. The hooker gets to the room, knocks on the door, my friend opens the door, hooker walks in, seems me in bed and then immediately walks back towards the door. I think she thought we were both going to bang her but I made it clear to her that I just wanted to "watch". She says only one person can be in there and since I'm not the one doing the ****ing, I have to leave. I'm like whatever the bitch is ugly anyway so I go down stairs and try my luck at some roulette for an hour win a few hundred bucks and wait for the hooker to come back to the lobby. I see her leave the lobby so I cash out and go back to the room and ask my friend how it was. He says meh, but I remember I had left the camera recording right when the hooker got to the room but I had stashed it in the drawer so she couldn't see it. There's no video of any action, but the audio sounds like a ****ing murder in progress because I can hear the choking and slapping and grunting and the hooker telling my friend to stop. Sadly, all the data I exported from the memory card to my flash drive is lost because the flash drive took a dump.

UberWilhelm · 06-27-2012, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunderpaw

Mr Old School...and I kinda think I'm old school and did it in early 90's
You're older

... and tougher

I was in 91-99' I bet it's much different now compared to when I was in let alone 40 years ago.

p.s. kids today are sissies.

samb · 06-27-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by im2ninja4u

Huge story that gets nowhere and we never find out about the "Australian BBQ."

Fail.

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REVIT9K Scooby Newbie Member#: 205678 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Los Angeles	Too bad he doesn't update like he use to.

06-27-2012, 02:30 AM	#78
im2ninja4u Scooby Specialist Member#: 183389 Join Date: Jun 2008 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Timing out Nasioc	One of my favorite port calls while I was in 7th fleet was Australia. I've been to Perth, Sydney, and Brisbane and always had fun but Sydney was memorable. Before we pulled into Sydney one of my friends had heard too many sea stories that Australia was an easy place to get laid so he was expecting to get his dick sucked as soon as we got onto the pier but that ** never happened so we went to our hotel room unpacked our and got ready to hit up a club in Darling Harbour with another friend of mine, which is right on the pier by the Sydney Opera House. We tried all night to pull bitches from the club but it just wasn't working out so I believe around 1 in the morning we stumbled our way back to the hotel room. On our way back we saw these two girls who looked like hookers. One of them was decent, the other one looked like a cow. Anyway after some sweet talking we managed to pull both of them back to the room and got them into our beds. Mind you, there's 3 of us and only two girls so I let both of my friends get dibs on them since I had a booty call with a "friend" I met while I was in Japan. We start taking bundaberg rum shots with the girls to loosen them up. All four of them get piss drunk while I'm at a table in the shadows spectating with my pants off sipping on some rum smoking a cuban (just kidding about the pants part). Both of the girls start crawling into bed and I'm thinking to myself but at the last minute the fat bitch decides she's too drunk and doesn't want to go through with this but her decent looking friend wants to get laid so she invites us to go over to her house for an Australian BBq whatever the hell that is. I declined as well as one of my other friends because this was way too ing easy and I've seen too many goddamn movies and didn't want to get murdered. Being drunk somehow we made a poor decision that hey, maybe only the guy that the decent looking girl wants to should go so he did . Apparently we had made arrangements to meet us at some statue in the morning on the pier and we were like yah. So he takes off with the bitches and my other friend and I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning to elegant fapping sounds and looked to the other bed and see my friend beating his furiously. He stops when he realizes I'm awake and straight out says he needs to bust a nutt. I'm like alright, hookers are kinda legal here so we stroll through the phonebook and apparently, there's asian hookers everywhere so we get one. Before she gets there my friend wants me to record everything. I agree so I take out my camera and start recording his expectations and then I throw it in the drawer. The hooker gets to the room, knocks on the door, my friend opens the door, hooker walks in, seems me in bed and then immediately walks back towards the door. I think she thought we were both going to bang her but I made it clear to her that I just wanted to "watch". She says only one person can be in there and since I'm not the one doing the ing, I have to leave. I'm like whatever the bitch is ugly anyway so I go down stairs and try my luck at some roulette for an hour win a few hundred bucks and wait for the hooker to come back to the lobby. I see her leave the lobby so I cash out and go back to the room and ask my friend how it was. He says meh, but I remember I had left the camera recording right when the hooker got to the room but I had stashed it in the drawer so she couldn't see it. There's no video of any action, but the audio sounds like a **ing murder in progress because I can hear the choking and slapping and grunting and the hooker telling my friend to stop. Sadly, all the data I exported from the memory card to my flash drive is lost because the flash drive took a dump.