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Old 03-15-2005, 01:13 PM   #1
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Default OLD, but still has teh funnAy...

Haven't read this in ages...

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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Thoughtful, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and
bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his
girlfriend with the following note:


Dear Romy

I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny. In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will be naturally damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

Happy Birthday, all my love

Stuart

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:16 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:36 PM   #3
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where is the punchline?
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Old 03-15-2005, 02:00 PM   #4
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where is the punchline?
right about........now!!
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