I need OT's help on a business idea

silver arrow · 06-02-2012, 01:43 AM

Today at work, some coworkers and I were really excited because we thought we'd come up with a brilliant business idea, but when we googled, there were already numerous sites selling zombie insurance. The rapture insurance business seems to be crowded too. I need an orginal business idea that idiots would send me money for by the thousands without me having to actually do anything and very little chance of the event actually occuring, like the rapture and zombie apocalyps.

On three, go. One, two, three............................................. .............

ibdoorofdicks

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BlueLGT · 06-02-2012, 01:46 AM

Start a kickstarter page for something random.

sjt · 06-02-2012, 03:59 AM

So wait are you saying you've already checked for companies that insure people for door of dicks incidents?

AWDPirate · 06-02-2012, 04:03 AM

Come up with some sort of false elixir and claim it's the "cure" to said zombie infection. Bottle it in small vials and charge them monthly for more. Then share profit with me.

kgb4187 · 06-02-2012, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver arrow

Today at work, some coworkers and I were really excited because we thought we'd come up with a brilliant business idea, but when we googled, there were already numerous sites selling zombie insurance. The rapture insurance business seems to be crowded too. I need an orginal business idea that idiots would send me money for by the thousands without me having to actually do anything and very little chance of the event actually occuring, like the rapture and zombie apocalyps.

On three, go. One, two, three............................................. .............

ibdoorofdicks

PQ of dumbass shizz. I hope you get sued.

mctecnica · 06-02-2012, 04:14 AM

Online prayer service. $9.99 a prayer. /thread

mikeythejew · 06-02-2012, 06:33 AM

Starts a polygraph business: "Truth". I've never seen or heard of one.
Is your husband going to glory holes? Find out for $79.99.

Howl · 06-02-2012, 07:26 AM

Economic collapse insurance. If the American dollar become valueless you will pay every subscriber $1,000,000 US.

Wagon Of Fury · 06-02-2012, 08:14 AM

How about 'stupid post' insurance ?

MikeCee · 06-02-2012, 08:56 AM

Start a car-related website. Make it free to join, but then hit people up for donations.

foothill · 06-02-2012, 09:05 AM

whore out your s.o.

izergfx · 06-02-2012, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Wagon Of Fury

How about 'stupid post' insurance ?

What's the dumb thread deductible?

AWDPirate · 06-02-2012, 03:33 PM

Lets sell "faceless homeless man" costumes this Halloween as part of the First of the Apocolypse set. Guaranteed people will do something similar this year, but we'll do it first.

sans meaning · 06-02-2012, 05:55 PM

Sell retarded zombie related firearm accessories and ammunition.

:glares at Hornady:

Howl · 06-02-2012, 06:48 PM

Zombie spray.

Re-label some Windex bottles with "Zombie Spray - Stops Zombies Dead" labels and sell them for $10 a piece.

Howl · 06-02-2012, 06:57 PM

psychoskip · 06-02-2012, 07:02 PM

I'm going to steal your business idea and sell it to the gays!

kgb4187 · 06-02-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by psychoskip

I'm going to steal your business idea and sell it to the gays!

Oh hey, what are you selling? I notice you have hot mens in your advertisements so I'm gonna go ahead and send you my money.

silver arrow · 06-02-2012, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgb4187

PQ of dumbass shizz. I hope you get sued.

I hope you shop at JCP

silver arrow · 06-02-2012, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgb4187

Oh hey, what are you selling? I notice you have hot mens in your advertisements so I'm gonna go ahead and send you my money.

He's selling gay pride in a bottle. You pay by the once.

skywaffles · 06-02-2012, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by silver arrow

He's selling gay pride in a bottle. You pay by the once.

I got the special introductory offer where he was offering twice for the price of once.

06-02-2012, 01:43 AM	#1
silver arrow Scooby Specialist Member#: 25859 Join Date: Oct 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Georgia Vehicle: 1965 MGB yellow 2009 MB C300	I need OT's help on a business idea Today at work, some coworkers and I were really excited because we thought we'd come up with a brilliant business idea, but when we googled, there were already numerous sites selling zombie insurance. The rapture insurance business seems to be crowded too. I need an orginal business idea that idiots would send me money for by the thousands without me having to actually do anything and very little chance of the event actually occuring, like the rapture and zombie apocalyps. On three, go. One, two, three............................................. ............. ibdoorofdicks * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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AWDPirate Scooby Specialist Member#: 131427 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: zegema beach, outer rings	Come up with some sort of false elixir and claim it's the "cure" to said zombie infection. Bottle it in small vials and charge them monthly for more. Then share profit with me.

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