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07-22-2011, 11:55 AM | #1401 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 125220
Join Date: Sep 2006
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Odenton, MD
Vehicle:2011 WRX SWP |
I used to sell Subarus way back when... some jackass came in and test drove a 2001 Outback. He tried to act like he knew what he was talking about, but in the end tried to tell me that the "air in the tires needed to be rotated." I told him I'd have it looked at and just rolled my eyes.
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07-22-2011, 01:42 PM | #1402 | |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 212379
Join Date: May 2009
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Lansing, MI
Vehicle:2011 WRX Limited 4dr Spark Silver Metallic |
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07-22-2011, 01:43 PM | #1403 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 125220
Join Date: Sep 2006
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Odenton, MD
Vehicle:2011 WRX SWP |
^^^ Thanks!
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07-22-2011, 02:27 PM | #1404 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 196844
Join Date: Dec 2008
Chapter/Region:
International
Location: Ansbach, Germany
Vehicle:1997 Impreza L flat black/green |
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zero flex, zero squat, almost zero bodyroll, lightweight pulleys, no AC, 13lb flywheel... and he doesnt know how to apex to save his life |
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07-22-2011, 08:39 PM | #1405 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 283815
Join Date: May 2011
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: San Antonio
Vehicle:2003 psm wrx wagon Built Fuji Tough |
Actually had a customer come in about a month ago with 62k miles on their Hyundai for their second oil change and to figure out what that noise was that was coming from the engine. True story, didn't believe it myself till I went out to the shop to inspect it.
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07-22-2011, 09:10 PM | #1406 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 259103
Join Date: Sep 2010
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Location: Central Ontario
Vehicle:16' Focus ST Kona Blue |
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I was was dumb founded! He had a SC Cobalt and if it burns a quart every month...ouch! I couldn't believe what I heard and I looked like a retard with my mouth wide open...so I just nodded. (this was 3 years ago now...he still has the car!!!) |
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07-22-2011, 11:19 PM | #1407 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 285886
Join Date: Jun 2011
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Chicago IL
Vehicle:2002 WRX black |
was just at a big car show last weekend we had 7 subs with us all 02 and newer. some guy walks up and says. "glad to see you all went with the 4door they look so bad ass with 4 doors." he then walked off telling his friends how fast he has gotten in one.
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07-23-2011, 12:18 AM | #1408 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 262719
Join Date: Nov 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Connecticut
Vehicle:02 WRX PSM with rust accents |
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Maybe its not burning any and its just 4 or 5 qts over.. either way its toast |
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07-23-2011, 12:45 AM | #1409 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 172486
Join Date: Feb 2008
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: Cheney, WA
Vehicle:95 V4 STi-RA swap Stage 49.8 |
Didn't you hear?
Oil is like gas. You only need to refill it when it's near empty. |
07-23-2011, 12:49 AM | #1410 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 255776
Join Date: Aug 2010
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Laramie, WY
Vehicle:2010 LR WRX MPS powered. |
Well, I was out with a girl and we decided to go swimming in a nearby river with a few of her friends. She said that I'd get along great with them cuz they're car guys, I'm thinkin sweet! Someone who I can talk cars with for a little while. The 3 guys get in my car and broski 1 says "dude, you should get a wing for this bitch!" Me:"nah, when I get my FMIC later this year, I'll get a scoopless hood and get rid of the little spoiler it has now" b1:
Broski 2 chimes in, "this thing is kinda quick, I bet my taurus could beat it though, you should turbo it!" Me: "it is turbo'd. That's why I'd get a FMIC..." b2: "oh yeah...I guess you're right...my taurus would still stomp it though." Broski 3: "you do much drifting in this thing?" Me: "I can kick it sideways in turns if I want, but no. Drifting an awd car takes a lot of power." B3: "nah brah, you just ain't goin fast enough." Those are just 3 of the most retarded 10 minute drive I've ever had...but it was worth it, naked girl>3broskis. And those who will say "pics or it didn't happen" I guess it didn't happen, she's under age, no pics for you On a side note, I'm in boulder colorado right now and saw like 10 WRX's and STi's in the first half hour of being here! Black 08+ STi with dark wheels with red in the center, if you're on here, sweet lookin car! I walked right in front of your car at a stoplight near mcdonalds |
07-23-2011, 12:50 AM | #1411 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 266578
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Des Plaines, IL
Vehicle:2003 WRX Sportwagon WRB |
And then when it's empty, you fill it until it reaches the top!
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07-23-2011, 01:17 AM | #1412 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 282163
Join Date: May 2011
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: Bellevue WA
Vehicle:2011 WRX Sedan DGM |
"If you let me drive your subie I'll let you drive my Prius" - My Friend's Wife
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07-23-2011, 01:18 AM | #1413 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 262719
Join Date: Nov 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Connecticut
Vehicle:02 WRX PSM with rust accents |
ive never met a "car guy" that drove a taurus
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07-23-2011, 02:05 AM | #1414 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 196844
Join Date: Dec 2008
Chapter/Region:
International
Location: Ansbach, Germany
Vehicle:1997 Impreza L flat black/green |
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07-23-2011, 02:18 AM | #1415 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 207532
Join Date: Apr 2009
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: NE WI
Vehicle:1999 Impreza 2.5RS Rusty Black Diamond Pearl |
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07-23-2011, 02:27 AM | #1416 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 286251
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Miami
Vehicle:2003 Bugeye Sonic Yellow |
I passed by my front yard and my step dad calls me and says
Stepdad: I heard your car whoosh, did you put nitrous to race? Me: No I put in a jet engine and forgot to take out my wings lmao Edit: I'm driving with my friend and he goes Him:"Why don't you try and Peel out" Me: Its hard I've got awd Him: Stop getting fancy and Peel out Me: I don't wanna **** up my tranny or clutch Him: What's that? -_- lol Me:No wonder you have a neon Him:I bet you $50 my cars faster! Guess who's $50 richer now lol Last edited by itzroger13; 07-23-2011 at 02:35 AM. |
07-23-2011, 03:34 AM | #1417 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 196844
Join Date: Dec 2008
Chapter/Region:
International
Location: Ansbach, Germany
Vehicle:1997 Impreza L flat black/green |
school zone, right?
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07-23-2011, 03:47 AM | #1418 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 277330
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Northern California
Vehicle:2004 WRX Blue |
Herpa derp
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07-25-2011, 10:41 PM | #1419 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 266812
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Dutchess County NY
Vehicle:2002 WRX Wagon Black |
This happened to my buddy in his 05 RS he was driving up his driveway and his neighbor yells "nice hyundai" :facepalm:
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07-25-2011, 10:45 PM | #1420 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 247724
Join Date: May 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Agawam, MA
Vehicle:2002 WRX WRB Stage 2 2007 CBR 600RR |
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07-27-2011, 08:41 PM | #1421 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 256218
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Concord, NC
Vehicle:'17 CWP WRX-405whp '04 PSM WRX built-380whp |
Another "bro" I found in my friends list.
BRO, Y U SO SERIOUS? |
07-27-2011, 09:35 PM | #1422 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 259103
Join Date: Sep 2010
Chapter/Region:
E. Canada
Location: Central Ontario
Vehicle:16' Focus ST Kona Blue |
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07-27-2011, 09:47 PM | #1423 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 177271
Join Date: Apr 2008
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Pensacola, Fl
Vehicle:2006 Built 20G WRX 85' Cressida&Corolla GT-S |
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07-27-2011, 11:23 PM | #1424 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 286251
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Miami
Vehicle:2003 Bugeye Sonic Yellow |
Lol no the gas station because I kept on trying to go 200 and went through a whole tank
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07-27-2011, 11:42 PM | #1425 |
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Member#: 289366
Join Date: Jul 2011
Vehicle:'11 2.5i Premium SSM (dysfunctional hood) |
'11 2.5i, got the old "is that a v8" from a 2006 mustang gt owning punk. too bad he'd kill me - on a dry day.
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