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Old 04-01-2004, 04:57 PM   #1
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I work in a small office and we have Fed-Ex and UPS and other shipping company guys and gals coming in here all the time. I guess the Fed-Ex guy and UPS guy have bad history that has nothing to do with their employers. Well today they happened to see each other in one of the hallways. We start hearing this yelling and cursing and ****, so one of the guys in the office goes out to check what it is and sees the UPS and Fed-Ex guy yelling at each other in the hallway, as he comes back into the office to tell us what is going on we hear a giant " THUD." The UPS guy tackled the Fed-Ex guy into one of the walls, breaking the drywall and leaving a large hole in the wall. After hearing the " THUD " I ran to go see what was happening.

I see the Fed-Ex guy and the UPS guy wrestling on the floor, my first instinct is to laugh at the irony, my second is to try to get them to stop. The Fed-Ex guy proceeds to pick up the UPS guy and body slam him to the ground. I am yelling at them to stop fighting before they get in trouble and then a minute later the police show up. Someone else in the building must have called the cops. So now outside my office is a UPS guy in one cop car and a Fed-Ex guy in the other. Neither of the guys looks too hurt, the Fed-ex guy has a nasty fat lip and the UPS guy looks like he has a cut under his eye. I really wish I had my camera with me because their is definetley some humor to be had here.

The cops are questioning everyone in the office and I am next, so I will let you know what happens.....

Crazy crazy ish though
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:00 PM   #2
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Funny stuff.

Oh, and IBPicOfUPSandFedExTruckCrash
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:00 PM   #3
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where's the Airborne guy??
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:00 PM   #4
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The UPS guy tackled the Fed-Ex guy into one of the walls, breaking the drywall and leaving a large hole in the wall
I would of loved to have seen that

For some reason I just get a image of it being like when adam sandler tackled big fat sanders in the waterboy.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:02 PM   #5
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joke or no joke...thats funny...i wonder if theyre brothers...or were they arguing about apc parts...but they didnt get to the K&N part to agree....hmmm
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:03 PM   #6
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DHL guy was too drunk/stoned to show up today, huh?
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:04 PM   #7
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Thats great!! the ups guys can kiss his job goodbye.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:05 PM   #8
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where's the Airborne guy??
If he HAD shown, I'm pretty sure any bystanders would have been more than willing to help whoever was pounding on him.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:06 PM   #9
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If he HAD shown, I'm pretty sure any bystanders would have been more than willing to help whoever was pounding on him.
*raises hand* I would have.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:06 PM   #10
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That is ****ing great.


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Old 04-01-2004, 05:08 PM   #11
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cool.
I love watching people fight in public, especially if they are not drunk.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:08 PM   #12
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best. thing. ever.
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Took a while to find that.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:10 PM   #14
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Also: I used to talk to our UPS guys a lot... those delivery dudes lead complicated lives! They always had huge family issues going on with crazy relatives chasing them around with loaded guns and stuff. Not surprised there was some cross-company issue.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:10 PM   #15
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The Fed-Ex guy must have boinked the UPS mans wife at some point

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Old 04-01-2004, 05:11 PM   #16
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UPS guys are all Teamsters....and there is no room for BS like that in that union ( I used to be in a Teamster's local too), for sure he's fired
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The Fed-Ex guy must have boinked the UPS mans wife at some point

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i bet he delivered his package before 10:30am too
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UPS has zero tolerance for that kinda shiznit.

Fired fo shizzle, don't know about teh fedEx guy, but I would assume the same.
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i bet he delivered his package before 10:30am too
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i bet he delivered his package before 10:30am too
Holy double-entendre Batman!
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i bet he delivered his package before 10:30am too


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april fools!


great story though.
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Of course USPS was no where to be found. Typical.
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What happens whe you merge The UPS guy with the FedEX guy's wife

SEX.

Get it? upS+fedEX=SEX


nevermind
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What happens whe you merge The UPS guy with the FedEX guy's wife

SEX.

Get it? upS+fedEX=SEX


nevermind
2 pity rogue points
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