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Old 08-14-2009, 11:52 AM   #1851
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More Subaru D-baggery!

Dear Thugz in the riced out black 2002 WRX,

1. You ruined your car's looks.

Apparently, your "street crew" Boston City Limitz (as displayed by the huge rear window decal) must like it. I didn't, and most other fans of the brand wouldn't either. It's a total puke fest. With the mix of the VIP style with your slammed-to-the-ground suspension riding on +60 negative camber chrome 18'' wheels with stretched tires, and the rice style with an adjustable front lip with chrome hood struts, a 2005 STI scoop with a bundle of Home Depot wire mesh haphazardly stuffed in there, and HID's in stock bugeye headlights, I was hoping the car gods would fling your car into the woods while you were driving in front of me. Oh, and please remove the STI grille and badges and give them to someone who deserves them. They were the only parts on your car that are salvageable.

2. Your car smells.

I'm sure it's because of the mAd TyTe ebay BOV you're running and the fact that you probably "chipped" your car with one of those devices always see on ebay. I used to have a 2002 that was catless and tuned, and I know what they smell like. Your exhaust smelled like cigarette butts and dead animal. Something is wrong with your car. It's only a matter of time before I'll be picking parts off of it at Everett's Used Auto Parts in Brockton.

3. The highway, especially when it's crowded, is NOT a race track.

I understand that you have to prove yourself in front of every other performance car you see, but do it at a track, where you can only kill yourself from your lack of driving skills. Also, putting your hazards on to start a race only works in the Tokyo Extreme Racer video games, and since I definitely didn't see a life bar pop up on my windshield, there was no race happening on my end. I was not amused, the guy in the WRB 2008 WRX sedan was not amused, and neither were the 20 people you almost killed with your shenanigans.

Please go buy a riced out 4-door Civic and drive that. You suck.

Sincerely,

Baffled by stupidity in the 2009 WRX
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:03 PM   #1852
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More Subaru D-baggery!

Also, putting your hazards on to start a race only works in the Tokyo Extreme Racer video games, and since I definitely didn't see a life bar pop up on my windshield, there was no race happening on my end.

hahahaha TXR FTW
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Old 08-17-2009, 10:03 PM   #1853
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Dear NESIC,
This thread is amazing.

Sincerely,
MWSOC
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:22 PM   #1854
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Dear NH Pickup truck drivers,

I know this is too much to ask when you are in your home state.

But when yall cross the border into the People's Republic of Massachusetts, Route 93 becomes three whole lanes wide! So even though your truck came with a deed to the passing lane, do you think you could pull into the middle lane when you are leading a parade on 10 or a dozen other vehicles? You won't get there any slower, and the way the Red Sox are playing getting to Boston a minute or two later won't really matter.
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:36 PM   #1855
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....WTF were you thinking?? I pulled up on your right instead of getting behind you thinking you were taking a left, therefore I wouldnt have to wait as you let all the other cars on the other side of the intersection go by as you waited with you r blinker on to take the left....that techno you were blasting on your radio was the worst I have ever heard and you really started to annoy me so I pulled up a bit more...no not because I wanted to get a car length on your mighty 180 horsepower corrola..I wanted to get the F***K away from that horrible music....there is good techno and there is bad techno...that was BAD techno.
YAY!! The light turned green! But wait, what is this I hear to my left...the anemic sound of a valvetrain being pushed to its limit...you are actually trying to pass me! Oh you really did think I wanted to race... You had me going thinking you were going to take a left...you sneaky bastard...umm ya, in case you didnt know you just challenged a 300 horsepower STI you tool, and there is no one in front of us...now you CAN'T pass me LOL ! That is why when I dropped the hammer and hit my shift light and buzzer in first .....your mighty techno tripping corrola suddenly stood still, then when I banged second you started going backwards your engine still straining...ummm I didnt need third in case you hadnt noticed as you were 5 car lengths behind me and there was no point.

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Old 08-18-2009, 03:39 AM   #1856
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Dear ass-tards:

I own you all in my huge SUV. Your puny mortal vehicles are naught but speedbumps in my path, and small ones at that. Stay out of my way in parking lots, interstates, side roads and driveways, and we will get along fine.

My truck is superior in size, weight, momentum, static and dynamic energy, and smog production. I can do what I want. I have to step *down* from my cab just to get down to your level, you diminutive, nasal, whining little irritants.

I drive an SUV. I am HUGE. I am IRONMAN. I have SPEED DIAL. I can put on MASCARA, EAT a FAST FOOD BURGER, and TALK TO my BROKER or DAUGHTER'S SOCCER COACH. I have everything, and embody everything that's great about consumerism.


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who can tell I'm driving a rental Ford Explorer SUV for the first time?



hahahahahahahahah fuuunny ****t! but sadly very true as well
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:55 AM   #1857
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Dear rental ford focus,

you really suck but it's fun being able to spin the tires in the rain since i no longer have AWD for the week.

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Fords suck.
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:36 AM   #1858
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dear air head

in your 4 door POS cavalier. when you are in the speed lane riding with your right directional on for about a 1 mi and hesitating to pass to the next lane 4 times. then when i pass you, you have the nerve to flick me off . If i was a psycho , i would have followed you of your little exit 12 marsfield and burned your house down. but luckily i just downshifted and pulled away.


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Old 08-19-2009, 11:44 AM   #1859
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dear air head

in your 4 door POS cavalier. when you are in the speed lane riding with your right directional on for about a 1 mi and hesitating to pass to the next lane 4 times. then when i pass you, you have the nerve to flick me off . If i was a psycho , i would have followed you of your little exit 12 marsfield and burned your house down. but luckily i just downshifted and pulled away.


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Old 08-26-2009, 10:31 PM   #1860
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Dear silver F150, "dope" silver Lincoln LS, and blue nissan drivers-

Thank you for almost running me off the road not once, not twice, BUT THREE TIMES playing your stupid game. There is no need to pass in the brake down lane on Rt. 3 south in Duxbury. Tailgating, weaving, racing, and all the aux. lighting may look cool, but I was in traffic and didn't want to die. Thanks guys.

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Old 08-27-2009, 12:19 AM   #1861
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Dear RI Douchnozzle in the blue Cobalt,
I honked at you because when you decided to put your blinker on and come into my lane in 5mph, bumper to bumper traffic my front bumper was even with your rear door. I know this is Massachusetts, but even here that does not constitute an appropriate opening for changing lanes. It wasn't like my lane was exactly flying along. Which you found out a few moments later when I kindly let you in. So there wasn't much need to jack on your brakes (again in 5MPH traffic) and wave your arms around like I'd done something to you. There really wasn't a need to open your door when we came to a brief stop as if you were going to come back to my car. Unless you brought a bat or a gun it would have ended badly for your ugly-mustache-having hispanic-looking ass anyway.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:45 AM   #1862
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Dear every jerk in CT with a giant diesel pick up
Yeah your gigantic truck makes up for your infantile brain/other body part. The acrid black smoke you belch out as you speed down the highway at death defying speeds is awesome I forgot most people buy trucks like that because they want to drive really fast. BTW your gigantic truck is a rednecks dream too bad you live in CT and just get a wtf stare from me and every other poor jerk on the road you nearly ran over today.
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:52 PM   #1863
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dear civic driver,
thank you for sitting at the stop sign in front of my house for a good minute longer than you needed to. i needed something ugly to distract me from the screw i dropped into the headlight housing. i appreciated the redline clutch drop as you took a right hand turn while pulling away from the stop sign. the slight squeel from your tires was amusing as your clutch slipped longer than your tires did. i will admit i was suprised to see you pull partway into my driveway less than five minutes later and do a 3 point turn to sit across the street from my house. i was suprised to see your mad tyte aero holes in your rear bumper. they must be useful when you accelerate from 0-60 in about 5 minutes. thank you for not doing a second burnout as you drove away.

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Old 09-03-2009, 11:13 PM   #1864
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dear srt4 neon, how come i just beat you i have a N/A impreza, him cuz i lost traction and you have that awd thing, me FTWWWWWWWWWWW
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:17 PM   #1865
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Dear "dear neon driver"-

Please stop coming in and out of my life. I can't live like this, is it too much to ask for consistent amusement?

Thanks,
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:38 PM   #1866
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dear srt4 neon, how come i just beat you i have a N/A impreza, him cuz i lost traction and you have that awd thing, me FTWWWWWWWWWWW
This makes my head hurt. Why am I not surprised that our country is going to poop. Ugh...
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Old 09-06-2009, 09:14 PM   #1867
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Dear Iraq thanks for giving me road rage.
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:18 AM   #1868
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This makes my head hurt. Why am I not surprised that our country is going to poop. Ugh...
haha

Subarudave types some weird nonsense on these forums
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:46 AM   #1869
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//there was no point.
Start and end there!

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Dear Iraq thanks for giving me road rage.
Think of the bright side!

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Old 09-07-2009, 08:10 AM   #1870
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Dear A$$holes,

Get off the road!

Thanks,

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Old 09-07-2009, 07:35 PM   #1871
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Dear Iraq thanks for giving me road rage.
When my friend who was stationed just south in Baghdad told me that in Iraq, HE has right of way. He used to enjoy driving down the road and seeing everyone run off of the road Just so that his truck would not hit them. hehehe.
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:26 PM   #1872
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I love this thread!
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:32 PM   #1873
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I love this thread!
how's that new wagon goin??? this is "island boyeee" from NESR
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:53 PM   #1874
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Dear Waste of Life in the white Toyota SUV,

Thanks for blowing a stop sign and totalling my car. I hope the next stupid decision you make involves YOU getting hurt.
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:07 PM   #1875
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