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08-25-2005, 09:11 AM | #1 |
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Is it me, or can you just sense that someones one of them mormons?
This dude came in to work the other day, and I was sitting there thinking, "Man, I bet that guys a mormon.'
Then all of a sudden, my boss goes, "I bet he's a mormon." after the guy leaves. I totally didn't tell him what I thought, but we thought the same thing. Take, for example, this dousche. The girl in the foreground graduated from my small alaskan highschool 4 years before me, she's a mormon. She used to be REALLY smokin' hot too. But the dousche she's married to(guy in background), and has 2 kids with, just fits the mormon look. Can you tell?
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08-25-2005, 09:14 AM | #2 |
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And that dude who came in your office was looking at you thinkin', "Man, I bet that guy's a moron."
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08-25-2005, 09:15 AM | #3 |
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I worked with a Mormon.. he was my boss at one of the petstores I dealt with.
WHAT A HYPOCRITE! Not only did he chug coffee.. he was a pedophile! convicted since! But he was always telling us the virtues of his practice of worshiping holy place settings. |
08-25-2005, 09:20 AM | #4 |
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eurojax - where'd you go to school. I went to a school in Palmer
btw - smokin hot and alaskan is a rare find |
08-25-2005, 09:23 AM | #5 | |
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08-25-2005, 09:25 AM | #6 |
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Who's a moron again?
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08-25-2005, 09:26 AM | #7 |
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Sometimes they get all over my lawn so I have to chase them off with the hose.
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08-25-2005, 09:28 AM | #8 | |
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08-25-2005, 09:28 AM | #9 |
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Their little short sleeved shirts and ties are so cute when they come a'knockin'.
One time in college I called their phone number on TV and sent some info/bible/book to my roommate as a joke. Literally they were worse than the worst commission car salesman...coming by daily, calling, etc, the joke backfired. |
08-25-2005, 09:36 AM | #10 |
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08-25-2005, 09:39 AM | #11 |
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Wound a bit too tight and with a slightly condescending smirk? My experience with mormons is that they're always polite and have that fake smile thing going, but you get the sense that they're just a hair away from going postal.
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08-25-2005, 09:46 AM | #12 | |
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08-25-2005, 09:52 AM | #14 |
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Look into the relation between the Mormons and the freemasons. I also read that the largest growing religion withing the nations police departments is the mormons. Cultic freaks.
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08-25-2005, 10:32 AM | #15 |
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Mormons? Yes or no, your call.
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08-25-2005, 10:37 AM | #16 |
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I have a few mormon friends and they all tell me the same thing. A lot of mormon girls are so sheltered that they go ape**** once they have their first taste of sex. One told me about how they would leave church with a girl and go all porno stylie on her afterwards, camera and all.
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08-25-2005, 10:41 AM | #17 |
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In other news, BYU was ranked DEAD LAST by the "Princeton Reviews Top Party Schools 2005" annual survey.
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08-25-2005, 11:27 AM | #18 |
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Mormon underwear > Superman
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08-25-2005, 11:31 AM | #19 |
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Why are there never threads making fun of Buddhists or Hindus or Natives or etc...?
Why is it always Christian/Catholic/Mormon/Islam? |
08-25-2005, 11:32 AM | #20 | |
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08-25-2005, 11:34 AM | #22 | |
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I simply listed groups that are mocked here. Christians (in general), Catholics and Mormons (specfically) and Muslims (in general). |
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08-25-2005, 11:35 AM | #23 | |
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08-25-2005, 11:41 AM | #25 |
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Mormons have just as much right to call themselves "Christian" as the Branch Davidians do.
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