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Old 07-22-2008, 06:27 PM   #1
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Default Bear to Female Hiker: GTFO mah forest!

Bear attacks woman east of Bakersfield
The hiker is seriously injured with facial lacerations and was being airlifted to a hospital. The attack occurred in the Walker basin area.

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A bear attacked and seriously injured a woman hiking in the Walker basin area east of Bakersfield today.

The woman suffered facial lacerations and was being airlifted to a medical center. Her condition was not immediately available, said Kern County Sheriff's Department deputy Michael Whors.

State Fish and Game wardens and county animal control officers were dispatched to the area, known as a hiking spot, to find the bear.

The area was hit by a major wildfire earlier this month, burning 30,000 acres.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:30 PM   #2
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Bakersfield: If our god-forsaken ****ty city doesn't **** you up, our bears will.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:32 PM   #3
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bears shmares, all u need is a good set of wheels to gtfo of there! especially if she has cubs
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:32 PM   #4
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she'll have to bear some awful scars now
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:33 PM   #5
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I hope they be bruin her some stroooong coffee after that.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:33 PM   #6
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kung fu panda?
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:35 PM   #7
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i couldn't bear the pain of that attack
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:37 PM   #8
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What would you do to bar a Kodiak?
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:38 PM   #9
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What would you do to bar a Kodiak?
Issue points.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:41 PM   #10
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Issue points.
Ursa post to be adding puns.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:41 PM   #11
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that article seems very brief, the bear essentials if you will.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:42 PM   #12
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compliments on that one Tarmac
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:43 PM   #13
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hell of a way to hitch a ride
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:49 PM   #14
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hopefully she'll recover enough for some Kodiak moments.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:53 PM   #15
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victim...doc how can i go through life with these scars

doctor...i suppose youll have to grin and bear it
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:56 PM   #16
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She was bear naked in the woods and was asking for it.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:57 PM   #17
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My dog had a standoff with a bear a couple months ago in front of my home.

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Old 07-22-2008, 06:59 PM   #18
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bears shmares, all u need is a good set of wheels to gtfo of there! especially if she has cubs
imminent fail thread, go!
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:01 PM   #19
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I hear their periods attract bears!
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:10 PM   #20
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compliments on that one Tarmac
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You're singing that song now, huh?
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:16 PM   #21
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Unamused bear is unamused.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:20 PM   #22
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Sounds like Whors was clawing for the right words to describe the incident. Scratch another person of the list of hikers in the area.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:31 PM   #23
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i bet she bearly saw it coming.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:33 PM   #24
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Sounds like Whors was clawing for the right words to describe the incident. Scratch another person of the list of hikers in the area.
what?!
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:46 PM   #25
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From the title I thought a hiker walked in on the set of Bear Grylls' "documentary" and he attacked her for exposing him.
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