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Old 01-11-2002, 08:01 AM   #426
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doc says I can drive
more flexion needed for the clutch
soon my pretty soon

speed safely

Brian
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Old 01-11-2002, 08:51 AM   #427
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last week I got sick
today, I am still darn sick
i just want to sing


reminds me of this
time I ate a pizza and
had a 60 year...
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Old 01-11-2002, 09:34 AM   #428
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I feel so dirty.
Lusting after SPGs.
Such sexy side skirts.

Don't tell my baby
Its just... Saabs are addictive.
An acquired taste.

When I have some cash,
I'll get a black SPG.
Those turbos are loud

-IggDawg
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Old 01-11-2002, 10:44 AM   #429
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you are dirty igg
car taunting me to drive now
knee not ready yet

staples yesterday
out with little device ow
wound still open down

steri strips are on
hold wound closed for a while
knee itches like mad

speed safely

Brian
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Old 01-11-2002, 04:13 PM   #430
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lights did not come in.
mad at the usps.
rain does suck big time

paint fumes all day long
feeling sick to my stomach
now i will pass out
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Old 01-11-2002, 04:18 PM   #431
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where has SubEd been?
he is a pro with Haiku
i envy his posts
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Old 01-12-2002, 12:20 PM   #432
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Contribute I did,
at hour so early for work.
Sigh, slave for paycheck.


[why do my haikus always sound like Yoda?]
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Old 01-18-2002, 08:54 AM   #433
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new computer, nope
still not running correctly
have 5 weeks till LAN
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:13 AM   #434
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My P One point Three,
Likes to go slow now and then.
Needs intercooler!
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:18 AM   #435
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c three hundred A
could not suck enough, so slow
Needed, fast slot 1
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:26 AM   #436
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p3 500
voodoo 3000 video card
128 RAM
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:28 AM   #437
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work computer blows
maybe P2 two-hundred
for me to poop on
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:31 AM   #438
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Athlon XP, yep
1700, yes, fast
five-twelve DDR

what? won't boot up, dammit
why does it not see my disks?
Need more power, eh?
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:32 AM   #439
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must be the only
one to not haiku at work
yoda not that bad

hottie mcsweetass
I glance at you from afar
pulchritudinous

soon on radio
ability for streaming
hear me now fockers

speed safely

Brian
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:37 AM   #440
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Quote:
Originally posted by Slvrblt

hottie mcsweetass
I glance at you from afar
pulchritudinous

Brian
Ed becomes nervous,
feeling eyes upon his tush.
Brian, go away!
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Old 01-18-2002, 09:44 AM   #441
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can not help it ed
sweet sweet ass reminds me of
two nice coconuts

hookers on main street
will do you for fifty cents
cut your throat sucka

speed safely

Brian
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Old 01-18-2002, 10:43 AM   #442
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Laptop for my job.
3D acceleration?
No! Game withdrawal.
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Old 01-18-2002, 11:02 AM   #443
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Haiku generated from a perl script that I wrote, using the text from fatchicksinpartyhats.com as a seed vocabulary:

(spelling is as it would appear on fciph, as the source text has not been spellchecked or modified)

fatballs are a dog
my name is bananafag
i get very fast

loves butter lust
funny fatty with a pair
yes thankyou butthump

i am so much pain
the fatbelly shake machine
party hat in bed

oficer micky
party hat from the boob belt
sean baby army

save him any way
it did sit on a picnic
i mean snack this rooaaaahhhhhhh
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Old 01-18-2002, 01:47 PM   #444
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Must post haiku now!
Haven't done so in a week
or more... it's done now!
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Old 01-25-2002, 07:32 AM   #445
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Woke up this morning,
to 4 inches of fresh snow.
Time to get sideways!

[disclaimer - this post in no way promotes street racing, unsafe driving, clubbing baby seals or removing the tags from mattresses]
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Old 01-25-2002, 08:21 AM   #446
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Driving gloves, helmet...
I prepare to break the law.
Look out, mattress tags.
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Old 01-25-2002, 08:30 AM   #447
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no snow in Boston
any precipitation?
nope, not down in here

Pats play on Sunday
They will destroy the Steelers
will bet against them

I always lose bets
that's why if I bet against
then the Pats will win
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Old 01-25-2002, 08:37 AM   #448
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Was a great season!
Pitt not kind to visitors.
No bets here. Go Pats!
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Old 01-25-2002, 09:30 AM   #449
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clubbing baby seals
hear the squish of cranium
mmm really soft fur

never take tags off
that is always WRONG to do
poor poor mattresses

speed safely

Brian
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Old 01-25-2002, 09:44 AM   #450
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my boss is looking
help me help me help me help
over my shoulder
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