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Old 08-22-2003, 09:46 AM   #1
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Default Saw the funniest thing this morning

So, I dropped into the local "newstand/conv store" downtown here this morning. I went in to get a fountain drink, and as I'm walking out, this guy (about 25) that just bought a Penthouse was walking out in front of me.

Well, this guy and girl with a video camera start pointing it at him, saying "Sir, can we talk with you a sec?"

(I was like, ooh, what's this about? So I stood off to the side)

The girl starts in, "Sir, we noticed that you bought a Penthouse magazine. Sir, did you know that Penthouse and others like it exploit young women, and make millions off of exploitation?

The guy is getting impatient with them...I could tell he didn't like being put on the spot in front of a lot of people that are now gathering around...

She continues, "Did you also know that magazines like this can lead to an addiction, and can cause great relationship problems, as well as a dysfunctional mental state?"

Then she finally asks, "Sir, why, after hearing all of that, would you actually buy something like this?"

The guy answers (in front of like 20 people), "Cause I'm single, the chicks are hot and I like jerking off to them..." Then he walks off...


I was rolling laughing...man it was the funniest response to a question evar...
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:48 AM   #2
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beauty.

Gotta hate those self righteous preachy types.

Da Bomb was in da Mail! You can't save all the kittens!
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:48 AM   #3
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:56 AM   #4
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thats awesome.....



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Old 08-22-2003, 09:58 AM   #5
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Wow. best aswer evAR!!

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Old 08-23-2003, 03:00 AM   #6
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I would have shown the girl my hairy palms...

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Old 08-23-2003, 03:03 AM   #7
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HAHAHA...

i would have held out my hand to give her a handshake after a comment like that... zing!
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:07 AM   #8
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but seriously, people that take stands on stuff and positions and polictical standpoints are dumb-

it's called natural selection... if you think magazines like that exploit young women and are bad, don't buy or look at them. if you're dumb and dont' care(or the everyday crap of life and lonliness makes you not care) then get the mag, kill a kitten and call it a night.

humanity as a whole is not a friendly, nice, and perfectly wonderful thing. because of this, there will always be dirty old men buying porn.

let the world work itself out- just worry about your own actions. i have nothing wrong with expressing your opinion to people involved in conversation about it- but don't make it your mission to force your opinion down other people's throats.
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