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07-13-2000, 01:11 PM | #1 |
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07-13-2000, 01:17 PM | #2 |
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Confucius once said that:
Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger. Man who drops watch in toilet, has shi**y time. |
07-13-2000, 02:39 PM | #3 |
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Governments philosophy: If it aint broken fix it till it is
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07-13-2000, 02:51 PM | #4 |
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something that i made up...
He who farts on fire gets burnt ass =P |
07-13-2000, 11:15 PM | #5 |
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House without toilet is uncanny.
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07-14-2000, 12:27 AM | #6 |
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OT: Thursday Humor - More Bumperstickers
Bumper Stickers we'd like to see:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. You can't have everything, where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak |
07-14-2000, 12:35 AM | #7 |
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Man who walk thru turnstile at airport sideways going to Bangcock.
Man who walk around with hands in pockets feel cocky all day. Puckaveli, Accept that somedays your the pigeon and somedays your the statue. [This message has been edited by Puckaveli (edited July 13, 2000).] |
07-14-2000, 12:38 AM | #8 |
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Save a Tree, Eat A Beaver
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07-14-2000, 12:42 AM | #9 |
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man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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07-14-2000, 12:55 AM | #10 |
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"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Man who run in front of car get tired" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" "Man with one chopstick go hungry." "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails." "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement" "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs." "Man who farts in church sits in own pew." "Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion." "Crowded elevator smells different to midget". |
07-14-2000, 03:24 AM | #11 |
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Hey Rally man you forgot to add one last important thing...
"Governments philosophy: If it aint broken fix it till it is" ADD: And Charge twice the price to have made it better!!! Mike (Hell Ya gotta love what the government is truly good for...) |
07-14-2000, 04:17 AM | #12 |
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87% of all statistics are made up on the spot
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07-14-2000, 04:42 AM | #13 |
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Not a bumper sticker, but:
"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." In the bumper sticker realm: "My Child Was Inmate of the Month at [fill in correctional institute of your choice]" "I love my country but fear my government" "My karma ran over my dogma" "My child beat the crap out of your honors student at [school name here]" |
07-14-2000, 04:43 AM | #14 |
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How does Homer Simpson say it:
"Awww Kent, anyone can use statistcs to prove their point, 83% of the people know that!" |
07-14-2000, 10:30 AM | #15 |
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"Your honor student copied the answers from my kid"
I saw something like that... |
07-14-2000, 10:42 AM | #16 |
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I shamelessly stole these and put them on a new page on my site.
http://www.maitreg.com/bumperstickers/index.html |
07-14-2000, 10:48 AM | #17 |
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"The voices told me to stay at home and clean my guns."
Gave that guy plenty of room! sol |
07-14-2000, 10:56 AM | #18 |
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'He who laughs last thinks slowest.' /is/ a bumpersticker (I've seen it).
How about: 'Keep honking...I'm reloading.' 'I brake for no !@#$ing reason.' (I want this one, I've seen it on cars, but not in stores) |
07-14-2000, 11:30 AM | #19 |
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I saw this one down the street from my house the other day:
"Lorraine Bobbit for Whitehouse Intern" |
07-15-2000, 12:06 AM | #20 |
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"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window."
"Warning! Driver only caries $20 in ammunition." "Your gene pool needs chlorine." |
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